Would you agree with me that "Man's Best Friend" is not dog, it's woman?

[KostasKouvalis]

I agree. Man's best friend is woman!

No, it's definitely dog!

[blueonblack22]

The thing is Mother Nature intended to bind to men and women together for companionship, support and reproduction. Most human beings are at their happiest (most fulfilled) when they are in a committed relationship and have children. Whether you believe in a higher power or not having children is actually immortality. You are furthering your genetic code.

That’s not to say all men should be fathers nor should all women be mothers. That’s not to say all men and women should be married. That’s not to say their aren’t distinct differences between men and women that often create frustrations and challenges.

But I truly believe Mother Nature:

1) built women and men differently at a DNA level. I do NOT believe gender is “socially created”. Society can influence male and female behavior but external factors do not dictate your gender identity. There are rare cases of gender dysphoria (which is a mental condition) and genetic aberrations (hermaphroditism). Some women are naturally more masculine and some men are naturally more feminism. But at a DNA level by our very chromosomes most men and women are built differently.

2) the challenges of understanding and accepting the differences in men and women via romantic bonds actually improves both genders in healthy relationships. It may be a pain in the ass at times but it actually makes women and men better. It also created attraction.

Anyway the radical direction modern society has taken recently is not going to be sustainable and I predict negative long term consequences. Women and men are being driven apart via special interest propaganda, digitization, short term impulses, etc.

Although men are suffering the most initially with this I also see a growing percentage of women noticing this destructive deviation as well. Personally it’s up to women to recognize to what’s going on and make better decisions in dating to reverse course for their own long term happiness. But it’s going to take a lot of hard lessons for that day to happen.

[RespectfulGuy]

Oh no.

It's 2024, Man's best friend is his premium sex bot, follow by a host of porn, sex toys and video games.

Dog has fallen to the 10th place.

Women a tight fight for the 11th place, with men, depending on how much she's willing to do what the sex bot does.

(just a joke)

[Apple1996]

Bad men just like dogs as best friends because they can control them. A real man has a woman as his lifelong best friend

[Apple1996]

Random but I recently came across a story of a dog eating his owner after he died so dogs/animals can be crazy untrustworthy so I wouldn't trust them as friends anyways

[KostasKouvalis]

Thanks for telling me that before bed

[Apple1996]

Dont die in your sleep a hungry doggy might be near lol

[KostasKouvalis]

That honestly wouldn't surprise me

[Telekinetic-Potato]

There was a study done on this by the way. Cats will almost always eat the owner immediately. Dogs are more likely to wait until they're about to starve and most breeds will die of starvation before resorting to eating the human.

[Apple1996]

@Telekinetic-Potato cats will do it to. I guess humans might do it as well tho if we were starving 🤔

[Telekinetic-Potato]

It's a good point

[alice55]

It's a woman if you chose her well ^^

[KostasKouvalis]

ABSOLUTELY ❤️😉

[Caroline91]

@alice55 Well, that was simple but absolutely true. It's all in the selection.

[KostasKouvalis]

@Caroline91 She's a smart girl. I don't know how most people didn't come up with that.

[Caroline91]

@KostasKouvalis Agree. Appreciating your comments, too.

[MisterWack]

@alice55 10/10 and I definitely chose her well (I have a girlfriend and I think women are man’s best friend when we choose her well as you said perfectly)

[alice55]

@Caroline91 @KostasKouvalis Thanks you both ^^

[alice55]

@MisterWack Thank you :)

[KostasKouvalis]

Always <3
Check your inbox. I sent you something I wanted you to watch. You will laugh so hard XD

[alice55]

I will :)

[IslaTheWitch]

no... the best friend is the best friend... it could be a cat, dog, another person (gender doesn't really matter)... you can't generalize it...

[KostasKouvalis]

Hmmmmmmmm. Okay

[Juxtapose]

Dogs are much more predictable and you can be pretty sure they will stay loyal to you without a whole lot of conditional things attached to it.

Although there are women out there that if you lock them in they're going to fight for you just as much as a guard dogwood.

[Juxtapose]

*guard dog would

[Billlewis]

No -- we are the dogs, on the end of the leash they hold with ease. I got walked in public once. It was rough... lol

[Juxtapose]

Did she make you go on all fours? I have been walked in public before myself but I walked on two legs.

[Billlewis]

@Juxtapose Just in her front yard and her neighbors yard.

[FunkyMonkee]

Dogs love you unconditionally (as long as you don't hurt or abuse them), girls only love you if you have loads of cash, even moreso IF you hurt and abuse them!!

[KostasKouvalis]

Not all women are like that

[FunkyMonkee]

What rocks are they hiding under?

[Caroline91]

@FunkyMonkee. Awww, Funkster! Come to the Mulberry Grove with me... it's been too long since I've chased you around... You can keep the $10 and I will still share my root beer floats and banana splits with you, but ONLY if you don't hurt or abuse me and I can bring my dog, Lucy...

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 Of COURSE I'd never hurt you! And I'll beat the hell out of you if you SAY I will! (j/k)
Is your Lucy a mastiff, too?
Having a little trouble SEEING, today.

[Caroline91]

She is a large boned English yellow Lab

[Caroline91]

And she is very fond of monkeys…. for breakfast, lunch AND dinner!

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 Almost all dogs love me. They just KNOW that I'm a really fun guy for them to hang around with! Too bad women don't have that kind of sense.

[Caroline91]

@FunkyMonkee I'm pretty SURE I'm a woman!! Get your back paw out of your mouth?

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 I'm sure you are, too but, what's that got to do with it?

[Caroline91]

@FunkyMonkee Awww, c'mon, Funks, ya KNOW how I feels aboutcha:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smGG7L_JjSM

[Caroline91]

@FunkyMonkee You get on those drums and I'll sing like Tina!!

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 Will this do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X89qJVYEjbY

[Caroline91]

Cutest drummer boy I ever saw @FunkyMonkee Cutest ever!! lol

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 Oohhh, you're just sayin' that `cause it's true!

[HighValue]

Dogs often treat men far better and care about them much more than women do. For many men, their worst enemies that have harmed them the most in life have been women.

[SugarSugarplum]

I dunno. Dogs are a LOT more faithful, but women don't pee on the carpet (usually).

[KostasKouvalis]

Omg😲

[Caroline91]

@sugarsugarplum Lol... Yeah, but dogs can be trained not to pee on the carpet... and some women, at least are faithful, wouldn't you agree?

[MisterWack]

@Caroline91 I absolutely agree.
I know you are faithful to your husband and are a Hell of a parent doing a great job raising / looking after your family’s well being (not saying dogs can’t, just want to show admiration is all) so, women can and will be faithful.

[Caroline91]

@MisterWack Why thank you for the vote of confidence, Wacky!

[genericname85]

can be a woman. or can be a dog. not every woman is a great friend but if your dog is not your friend, that's your fault.

[handsomelad70]

D**N SKIPPY !!! How many buxom blonde dogs have you seen?

[KostasKouvalis]

I prefer black haired girls

[handsomelad70]

So do I if they've got AT LEAST 36-inch spuds !!!

[grega239]

No its a dog.

A dog will always be happy to see you.

A loyal companion that will never betray or abandon you

[noohair]

I was married and now I have a dog. It is the dog 100%

[KostasKouvalis]

You chose the wrong woman

[noohair]

I can't really say that because I have a wonderful daughter.

[douride2]

I will tell you how to figure out who mans best friend is. His dog or wife/girlfriend? You take them both lock them in a small room for a day. When you come to let them out see which one is happy to see you. I will bet it's the dog.

[KostasKouvalis]

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

[AviatorTom]

Sorry to burst your bubble. Man's best friend is hos dog. No better loyal pair than a man and his dog.

[KostasKouvalis]

There are certain aspects of loyalty that a dog will never be able to carry out

[Anonymous]

man" previously was a term used for humans in general. thus a dog being "mans" best friend means its a humans best friend not a man specifically.

[MisterWack]

Man’s best friend is woman.

[SpeedAnswerDemon]

incorrect. you've been judged by the answer demon

[MisterWack]

@SpeedAnswerDemon
I don't know why but, after reading it I pictured a combination of spooky organ music with a western flare lmao.

[Caroline91]

@MisterWack I'll accept that opinion, Wacky. But I might have to take my favorite refrigerator magnet down to make it reciprocal... lol... It says "The more men I meet, the more I like my dog!"

[MisterWack]

@Caroline91
Maybe print out my answer and have the dog magnet hold it up 🤣🤣🤣

[Caroline91]

@MisterWack👏

[Caroline91]

@SpeedAnswerDemon Tell us who Giggity is, maybe?

[MisterWack]

@Caroline91
lol

[Caroline91]

@MisterWack I think I missed something here... Now I can't find the reference to Giggity and Have no idea what was meant.

[MisterWack]

@Caroline91 Me either, totally in the dark.

[SpeedAnswerDemon]

git torch

[Anonymous]

It's just a saying to appreciate how great dogs are.

[Anonymous]

Dogs love unconditionally. You'd be hard pressed to find a woman today that does the same.

[Paul09]

I'm single , so I choose a dog. Don't even know if women notice me.

[Kingofkings1992]

What planet are you living on? Have you seen how much men and women hate each other’s guts? The correct answer is obviously B

[Apple1996]

You have to remember that there's a thin line between love and hate so If men and women hate each other's guts it's probably a good thing

[Chthou95]

No dogs are man's best friends. Male and female friendships are stupid af

[Anonymous]

Dildo for an Asswhore dildo is his best friend

[DarkLegacy]

Nice try at simping and no it is not a woman.

[KostasKouvalis]

How am I simping?

[MisterWack]

“Simping”
It is literally a vote to choose for all individuals associated. If a woman is a good supportive lover, loyal, cooks great food, is successful, and makes you feel like a real man then…. Maybe she is the individual man’s best friend.

[KostasKouvalis]

@MisterWack Thank you

[sheenagwapa]

nope a snake would be the bestfriend

[RingOfFire]

Hmmmmmmm. Tough one! 🤔

[KostasKouvalis]

If you're a normal person, it's not tough at all.

[RingOfFire]

The dog?

[paledreams]

Yes however the type of woman, matters 😉😆

[loveslongnails]

Don't you wish all choices were this easy?

[lorenzomichael]

The woman could be the pain in his ass.

[RespectfulGuy]

Before that happens, he is usually the pain in her ass. 🤣

[ChinaGrove]

The dog wins.

[JonCobretti]

Dogs love unconditionally

[KostasKouvalis]

Do they? A dog can't have a deep conversation with you, nor an emotional or romantic connection.

[JonCobretti]

Emotional? Yes... Romantic? No
Well romance is not usually something between Best "Friends" I guess

[dolemite58]

No it’s definitely a dog lol

[KostasKouvalis]

Why do you think so?

[dolemite58]

Men and women get together and break up all the time that’s not friends, people have their dog til the end of it’s life.