Are people who exercise on Christmas Day morons?

[Anonymous]

Yes

No

[Douglas1179]

Yes, it's dumb. Jesus wants you to eat roasted ham, deviled eggs, scalloped potatoes, egg nog, fudge brownies and sugar cookies until you can barely move because they're so much food stuffed in your gut. Then lay on the coach and watch "A Christmas Story."

[Horn_Hog]

Truth is that jesus wants me to be such a bored retard, fucking basement nerd, kid on steroids, I came up with the idea to use the methanol-free 190 proof ethanol that you can buy from walmart for real cheap, it is denatured with the stink agent at such concentration that I would need significantly more than a thousand liters of this ethanol at once to even reach theoretical LD50 of the denaturant, and I use it to dilute water-soluble and fat-soluble performance enhancing drugs into one solution and boof 1ml (dissolved in more water after loading into syringe) per day, not risking scar formation from daily injections and save costs by reusing a couple millimeter thin silicone tube designed for feeding baby animals, instead of buying a bunch of sterile needles. Easier to store the powders in a freezer and only take into the ethanol enough for a month.

I get better sleep by avoiding anything esterified, blood concentrations fall by evening, as do I use fast acting nаlохоne powder instead of long acting naltrехоne to prevent serious gonadotropin suppression as well as IQ loss commonly associated with steroids but are actually mediated by the overabundance of endorphins caused by steroids.

The testosterone itself costs about $1.5USD to get enough powder to act as TRT per year. That's a fucking dollar and a half per year if I were to mimick the amounts average man produces. Accounting for lowered absorption if boofed, plus we all want to be above average so up the dose, as well as the 1ml ethanol + a bunch of other side-effect-minimizing drugs, it costs still below $1 per day. Who needs to murder the insurance CEO when it costs so little to pay on your own to be jacked?

Now I have all the energy to do a workout before breakfast so intense it eliminates the need to exercise for the rest of the day. So you're not wrong. Except for the Christmas story, it's probably all filled with disgusting illuminati symbolism.

[exitseven]

I used to belong to a gym that would open Christmas morning for a few hours. It was surprising how many people would show up.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[jazzy34]

Leave people alone, for crying out loud. They just want to stay consistent with their workout schedule. Personally, I take a break on holidays and weekends, but more power to others who don’t.

[DrPepper12]

Why? It's just another day and you can't just skip leg day...

[Flower7]

No, what’s wrong with that?

[Anonymous]

Why would they be?

[Wise4myage]

I was when I was younger, but anymore.