Trump's doctor's have ordered a colonoscopy. What are they going to find? Wrong answers only! Be creative?

[DrPepper12]

[MisterWack]

The whole GOP 🐘
Anyone who tries to deny, I remind you : He has a giant dump truck that is over two lanes wide.

I will say this, last time Trump had a colonoscopy he refused to be put under because he didn’t want Mike Pence to have temporary Presidential powers which I assume he’ll do the same for JD Vance since his male ego can’t control someone else being a leader than him. When we compare this to President Joe Biden, he granted VP Kamala Harris temporary Presidential powers which was the first female to be given powers of the President even if temporary.

[beefcakebradybatson]

That he's full of s**t !!!

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Most likely his own head and sores from all the ass kissing Republicans are doing. As well as an answer to all these tariffs he keeps implementing since he keeps pulling those out of his ass too.

Wait... that's a right answer. Shit.

Ok wrong answer? Doctors would find a clean bill of health and definitely not years of constipation from eating junk food all the time.

Alternatively, they might find more top secret documents from his bathroom shoved up there.

[DrPepper12]

That was faf

[katiesmuff]

Pretty accurate!

[purplepoppy]

A golf ball. Apparently it went up a fair way and he's a little teed off.

[Shiprex]

VERRRRY GOOOOD !!!
There's some wood up there too and I am sure a bogey and buggy has been driven up there
FORE

[OlderAndWiser]

A guy goes for a colonoscopy. He is in a hospital gown that gapes open in the back. He's reclined on the gurney, lying on his side. The doctor comes in to talk, walks behind the guy, and looks down.

"Sir," the astonished doctor begins, "do you know that you have a piece of lettuce hanging out of your butt?"

The patient responds, "Yeah. . . and that's just the tip of the iceberg!"

[AMS700CX4u2]

and there it will Romaine

[exitseven]

I knew this question sounded familiar.

President Biden is getting a colonoscopy. What will they find?

They will probably find something we have not seen in government for few years, guts.

[DrPepper12]

Cadet Bonespurs? I think not...

[exitseven]

President Trump could just go through the motions in his administration. He cannot run for another term so he and his family could be taking Air Force One on a world tour and then hang out with celebrities a tMar A Lago. He could be playing golf all the time.
Instead he is deporting illegal aliens, cutting the budget, imposing tariffs , and lots of other things that he is geting a lot of blowback from the democrtts and the state run media.
He does not need this shit. He is a 78 year old billionaire. I think it took a lot of guts to do what he is doing. So do most Americans apparently.

[NYCQuestions1976]

It's supposed to be "doctors" (plural), not "doctor's" (possessive) in your question. Learn how to remove your own head out of your own ass and properly maneuver through the English language before posting questions about you being obsessed with other people's assholes. Other than that, carry on.

[AMS700CX4u2]

At his age we all have developed colon polyps, and diverticula, Colon cancer is a definite possibility. Depending on the amount of alcohol he consumes, Hemorrhoids but those are easily seen by rectal exam.

[NoDecision]

They are looking in the wrong place.

[Anonymous]

278 undigested McDoubles, the golf balls he uses to cheat every time he plays, a pack of orange crayons and some of Putin's sperm.

[FreyaRed]

Paper with writing "Vladimir was here"

[Tarifa]

A 45 inch golf club that has been lost for decades.

[Abbycado]

His voice since his ass is what he talks out of.

[blackeagle007]

😆 I wouldn’t doubt that

[RavVid]

Well he can only eat white food. They will probably find snow.

[Dargil]

If he has properly prepped for his colonoscopy, they will find no shit at all.

[seeyounexttuesday]

His body runs on progressive leftist's tears. You keep him going.

[AviatorTom]

Hey look, it's his old NBC contract from The Apprentice. And there's a pink post-it-note on it... it says "YOU'RE FIRED!"

[Anonymous]

They will find precious ores for the American economy. 😂

[Razp_Sorbet]

A figurine of Elon seig heiling... Should have gone for the one with the flared base

[QuietRunner]

The missing Russian files for Hillary Clinton's team

[onedarkcloud]

The spoon the Democrats left in his ass from eating shit

[Lliam]

One of Netanyahu's clones.

[Friendlybro79]

A White Castle

[Friendlybro79]

Classified materials
Do nut ask me this question
Jimmy Hoffa
Mike Pence... Seriously no one has seen or heard from him in a while
Vladimir Putin's DNA

[SaoirseS]

Jimmy Hoffa.

[jamesgoldman]

Best me to it

[SaoirseS]

It was a toss-up between Jimmy Hoffa, Natalee Holloway, or trapped miners. Hoffa won.

[Likes2drive]

All the bubble gum he swallowed as a kid

[FunkyMonkee]

LOTS of democrats!!!

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Elon’s keys

[Alex-Snow]

That his brain ended up in his ass.

[MongozDish]

It's interesting how dull people can get.

[Shiprex]

Putin

[SmokinAces2000]

Putins Dick

[Katalina04]

They’ll find Putin up their.

[fish5505_87]

J. D Vance!

[Entertained_Adult]

Smash.

[Dongie]

Adam Schiff hiding.

[DkalL_Mc]

From the look of that photo... his tongue!!!

[adventurous-1]

Brain matter

[Ariesman81]

Not shit

[dougeats]

Jared Kushner