Should Lord of the Rings be remade to be more woke & less racist white supremacy dog whistling?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

i mean. technically they could remake it using POC's as the orcs with their "mostly peaceful protests" as they burn everything down, steal everything and kill everyone who doesn't either look like them or share their same beliefs. But that might be too historically accurate. It would solve the diversity and inclusion problem of TLOTR though. 😁

[Asker]

Yes protests against assault bows & arrows. Mass shooter Legolas shoots up a peaceful orc protest. King Aragorn tries to Make Gondor Great Again.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Of course. You're a (likely) fugly, dull-normal (if that) white supremacist a**hole. How 'bout the four centuries of slavery, r*pe, murder, beatings, false imprisonment, etc. foisted on us blacks by you honkkkies, boyo?

[Opinion Owner]

@beefcakebradybatson aww. what's with all the personal attacks? I'm sorry that people you don't know were mistreated by people I don't know in a time where none of us were alive. That's hardly justification for the modern-day violent outbursts, is it? Try again.

[Anonymous]

I'd make it all black, situated in middle Africa.

Or just send some journalists to video the barbarians living there, same thing. We really do need to spend more time interviewing Jihadists... makes for good videos.

[Asker]

Exactly we need the pov of the orcs. All they want is asylum in gondor and to worship sauron

[Anonymous]

If you want that maybe write your own novels? These are under copy write. -Unless musk annihilated that dept too-

[AviatorTom]

Movies based on classic books should be true to the books.

[Asker]

Like n-word jim?

[AviatorTom]

Yes, let's not try to disregard history.

[14gurlz2gagonit]

This is fucking amazing. Don't mind me, I'm just here to laugh at the libtards.

[Anonymous]

You forgot Saruman admonishing Gandalf, "Your love for Halflings has clearly slowed your judgement".

[Asker]

The White Wizard? Clearly a nod to the KKK.

[Opinion Owner]

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[beefcakebradybatson]

Imagine if there were N******* in "Lord Of The Rings." The ugly white broads would be saying the black men were trying to r*pe them !!!

[Danny_dan92]

If that happens it won’t go well.


Everything that went woke failed spectacularly

[SmokinAces2000]

[shortster]

Lord of the Rings is a fictionalized version of Tolkien's life. Particularly his experience in World War I.

[Asker]

So Tolkien was racist?

[shortster]

Orcs are Germans. So if you think that Englishmen can be racist towards Germans, then I guess?

[Asker]

Could be turks or Japanese or hoards of Africans like in zulu. Any number of enemies in British empire

[shortster]

Maybe if we didn't know where he served during the war. But we know he fought in Europe; specifically in France.

[Luopio27]

Movies can't even be movies anymore without politics forced in the throats!

[glennos89]

No I live the movie the way it is

[RedInnocent69]

Dear Gid, no. It’s a period piece.

[DryGermanGuy]

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[Asker]

There's clearly a lot of white supremacy in it. Your German, you understand

[Dongie]

Hell NO!