Who would you want to represent the human race to aliens if they came to earth?

[Simslover92]

My pick is Keanu Reeves because he's such a likeable guy. I feel he would know how to interact with them better than many politicians.

[Shiprex]

Or Robin Williams, if they can resurrect him he'd be my choice for more than humanity, he had a thing for animals too.

[Simslover92]

Yeah Robin Williams is a great choice. I actually would have chosen him if he were still alive and definitely first choice if they could resurrect him.

[Shiprex]

😍 totally. He was such a wonderful human being and funny for all.

[Simslover92]

Indeed he was.

[Dongie]

Plus he WAS an alien! 🫩

[Shiprex]

@Dongie A LEGAL one though.

[Dongie]

Eeh, ship tried to make a funny and came out like an insult just because I'm for law and order and border laws are as tough but mostly tougher everywhere else.

[Shiprex]

@Dongie I know and you spotted it because he was HUMAN just like the ones you don't like

[Dongie]

And here I was beginning to think you smarter than the average left-wing idiot. You're not qualified to even know whom let alone inform me of whom I dislike.

[Shiprex]

@Dongie oh, but I am

[Dongie]

Ok hoss!!

[Shiprex]

@Dongie Nanu Nanu

[Shiprex]

@Simslover92
Thanks for the MHO :D

[Simslover92]

You're welcome

[NoDecision]

He is dead and can represent no one.

[Shiprex]

@NoDecision zombies, religious cults and the undead need to be resurrected

[NoDecision]

Robin Williams is dead so won't be representing anyone.

[Shiprex]

@NoDecision he can be resurrected and be like Jesus 2.0

[dragoblack]

Patrick Stewart

[Simslover92]

That's a good one!

[ThisDudeHere]

Was also gonna pick Keanu. I mean, he already has the experience, he did play an alien representative to Earth and all

[FunkyMonkee]

I'd be too peaceful to represent the human race. They might think I'm the way everybody else is and then, they'd get a glimpse of some of the assholes on this planet and probably say I misrepresented the race.
But, they've been coming here for millions of years and I'm sure they already know what we're like. Quite a few are living here among us, now!

[Dongie]

Yeah, I thought about you. I figured you would want a pass on it.

[FunkyMonkee]

@Dongie I wouldn't mind, I just think they'd get the wrong idea about us, if they hadn't already seen the way we are, by now. If they wanna come visit me, great! I'd love to have them, as long as they do ME no harm.
At best, all I can do is warn them that not everybody here is as kind and civil as me. But, I WOULD TRY to be hospitable (though I don't have a lot of experience being like that when people visit. It is something I'm trying to fix but, SOME practice would help!!) and as helpful as I can.
I went to wash dishes yesterday and spotted a young doe in the back yard directly under my window as I was opening it. She heard the window squeak and ran over the hillside but I told her she's got nothing to worry about and that I'm not gonna hurt her. For a few seconds, I imagined, what if that was an alien. I'd still treat it the same way. No need to be afraid of me.
If anything, I'd be more afraid of it because of the Varginia (S. America) incident a few years ago. Some little girls saw an alien hiding in their yard and anybody that got too close to it ended up with some kind of radiation exposure issues.

[Dongie]

☢️☣️
You're a gentle giant!

[FunkyMonkee]

@Dongie Thank you. I try. And, I like to think so.

[Dongie]

I heard a song Wednesday night by the Rolling Stones and the drums were stellar. I thought, I bet the Monkee likes this.

O can't remember it tho! 🫩

[FunkyMonkee]

@Dongie A friend of mine, whom I call, Dougzilla, once said that, on his list of fave drummers, I'm in 2nnd place right behind Charlie Watts.,

[Dongie]

Who is Charlie?

[Dongie]

He play for Stones?

[FunkyMonkee]

@Dongie He did until a few months or so ago.

[Dongie]

Dude he pass away?

[Dongie]

Angie is the song. I guess i notice drums a little more because I've always liked that song.

[Dongie]

*I swear I typed did. Spell check thinks it's motley crue. Dude? Did he pass away?

[FunkyMonkee]

@Dongie Yes, sometime last year, I think.
I never liked that one.
I've never been much of a Stones fan. One or two early songs, a few from the mid `60's to very early `70's and maybe one or two in the late `70's.
Motley Cruex.

[Dongie]

Heh, I didn't want to mention it as I've received negative reviews of being uncool but I don't like them much either but I do like Angie, Satisfaction, and a few off the Tattoo You Album that came out in my time like 1981.

[FunkyMonkee]

@Dongie There used to be a very early morning radio show in the mid `70's where the host would talk about a certain topic for an hour or two and play fairly boring records every so often that had something to do with the topic, stuff that nobody else ever played on the radio, and the music he used for the opening theme was the start of, "Sympathy For The Devil"!! I never heard of it before then but, it was really creepy and scary at about 6 a. m. on a Sunday morning as the start of a very boring radio show that almost nobody listened to!! This was when hippies were still kinda in charge and disco was just rearing its ugly head. The Billy Jack crowd.
For some reason, I was sleeping on the floor in the dining room that night and woke up REAL early for some reason and turned on dad's portable radio just as that started playing! Why didn't they just play, "Revolution 9" and have done with it?

[Dongie]

I don't know. I HATE that song! It's evil!!
✝️

[FunkyMonkee]

@Dongie Not exactly one of my faves, either.

[Chazmatazz269]

Keanu would be such a terrible representative for the aliens’ sake though. Imagine meeting such a chill kat and thinking an entire race was even remotely similar. Then going out into the world and meeting regular, rude and dysfunctional people. Ell oh ell!
I think we should send them a handful of AI representatives. Given that some of them have gone bonkers and others are relatively harmless and helpful, i think that’s the safest way for ALFs to learn about mankind.

[KostasKouvalis]

I'm having trouble coming up with someone specific who fits the bill, but someone two-faced, to represent both the good and bad side of humanity, while at the same time showing how deceptive, sneaky and manipulative we are

I don't want aliens to have a biased image of us, I want them to see how most of us truly are.

[AviatorTom]

Scott Bakula would be my choice. He has experience dealing with aliens in his role as Captain Jonathan Archer on Star Trek: Enterprise, and as a time traveler as Sam Beckett in Quantum Leap.

[Babygirl_S]

Keanu Reeves, Henry Cavill, Isha Blaaker (he has to be included), my dad etc because I’d like to keep it realistic and not only show the best. They should also see some of them who aren’t that great. Among women, maybe a few nerdy Instagram girls who keep the world spinning because they don’t like gross or blood curdling things. That would be like an appeal to forgive us humans because many are just shitty. Showing only the best men who aren’t even the majority is not realistic

[hannamontana]

Honestly, that’s a solid choice. Keanu just gives off peaceful, humble energy. If I had to pick, maybe someone like Tom Hanks or even Zendaya—people who seem genuinely kind, grounded, and good at connecting without ego.

[Tarifa]

Anyone but Trump. He would probably want the aliens to pay for the privilege of visiting us. As a reaction, they might prefer to stay away or just blow us out of space.

[Dongie]

I'm sure that's what you all would be hoping for. Anything other than Trump is successful. But he would be successful and would receive advanced knowledge.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

It's simple.

Send us all, this is the only true way to be representative.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

It is the anarchistic way, as in true and absolute representativeness, it's very time consuming though.

[abc3643]

Me... so I could ask them to take me back with them. ;)

[RHK36]

The guys from Star Talk. Neil for the smarts and Chuck for the levity. They would know better what to ask, but also more normal than the smartest people since they lack social skills.

[Dongie]

Dishlady. she's super smart and can be VERY friendly and they couldn't get anything past her.
Or Mel Gibson!

[exitseven]

yes Dishlady.

[WonderingManII]

I want to represent the human race, so that I can encourage the Aliens to destroy planet earth. That way there will be peace in the galaxy.

[Shiprex]

There's peace in the galaxy already apart from Earth. That place is a chaotic pit of greed and selfish d gratification

[leahzrc]

I volunteer myself and the representative of the struggling.

[Emmytexrex]

You watch too many movies lol 😆 but yh
I can I will represent it more than any movie actors can lol 😂

[D_Bone_Steak]

I already hang with aliens. You never met my friend @Hawt14gurls have you?

[Xawyx-2]

I think Morgan Freeman would be a good choice.

[worldscolide]

Definitely not me. Fuck that. I'd get us all killed.

[NathanDavis]

I would do it myself...

[NathanDavis]

I really hope the got a sense of humor... lmao

[Simslover92]

I hope so too lol

[NathanDavis]

I'd say... send Keanu and Ana de Armas too...

I think they're both, good representatives

[Simslover92]

I think so too!

[andreasderjuengere]

Bob Geldof of course.

Although, if they appear to be overly aggressive, then it could be better to feed them Trump first. A full belly makes a calmer alien.

[Dongie]

NO, don't fuk with Trump! He's a heart of gold! You should research the things he's done for the misfortunate.

[Dongie]

*unfortunate

[MrJMM]

Honestly me. I would give it to them straight how things are, someone like Trump and we are over.

[msc545]

Bernie Sanders. Martin Luther King or Ghandi if either were still alive.

[exitseven]

Bernie Sanders? I would rather have Colonel Sanders.

[Oinkophobic]

Not a white woman. I don't want the ETs to think that humans have no brains.

[FreyaRed]

For the sake of ensuring destruction of our civilization I would pick Trump

[Twids]

Former President Barack Obama, He may not be perfect but he gave good speeches

[avery58]

Albert Einstein

[Anonymous]

Hard to say. Ghandi for instance was a horrible man.

[Anonymous]

Hillary Clinton, not threat of an invasion, the Aliens would end up committing suicide.

[DryGermanGuy]

Zefram Cochrane, of course! :-)

[exitseven]

Tom Homan. He would send them packing.

[msc545]

right, nominate an uneducated, belligerent thug. Typical MAGA crap.

[exitseven]

@msc545 Tom Homan has a BS in Criminal Justice and rose through the ranks during his 30 year career. You mistake his no bullshit attitude with stupidity. .

[msc545]

I am certain he got his degree at DeVry or some other diploma mill. I view his belligerent attitude as bellicosity.

[exitseven]

@msc545 SUNY Polytechnic Institute. SUNY stands for State University of New York

[msc545]

You forgot his two years in community college studying that rigorous subject, criminal justice. I wonder what his high school grades looked like.

[exitseven]

@msc545 I do not know but you do not get to be the head of major government agency in President trump's merit based admission without being excellent.
My grades in high school were only average but I managed to get two Masters Degrees and I teach computer Science at a local college.

[msc545]

Merit-based admission by Trump? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Thanks - I needed a good laugh.

[exitseven]

@msc545 why do you think he is having the most successful administration in 100 years? He hires the best people and not a bunch of Affirmative Action rejects

[msc545]

Yes really successful. Wait until the mid-terms when you people lose big time and you can all whine about "voting fraud" again.

[exitseven]

@msc545 Trump is having the most successful Presidential administration ever seen. If he can keep it going I do not think the midterms will be a problem.

[Anonymous]

Donald Trump let him bullshit the aliens and give them red MAGA caps.

[MannMitAntworten]

Hmmm… can we send a dog?

[Sal_Monella]

Steve Buscemi

[onedarkcloud]

Nah. My luck, they would be Democrats

[Bricealan]

@Simslover92 Joe Biden?

[purplepoppy]

I'll do it.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

NO NO NO

I vote no! We cannot predict alien's sense of humor, so NO, ABORT THE MISSION 🤣

[ilistengood]

If they seem particularly blood thiirsty, trump.

[TonyMetal___86]

To myself 😂

[Dongie]

I have for your listening pleasure a little' tune from about 1960. They're I-Talian and we're wonderful!

https://youtu.be/jMcWldfg28s?si=VYytZrrfslTdyMOg

[TonyMetal___86]

@Dongie never heard such cool and funny vibes haha 🤣

Here's one from me:

m.youtube.com/watch

[Dongie]

Yeah, my Texas boy! He was the best!!

[Dongie]

Tony, that song was all over the radio in 1960 when she was pregnant with my next-to-my-age sister, out of four, and she named her Sherry.

[Dongie]

If you understand all that. My mom was pregnant with Sherry born on February 10th, 1960. I came along 2.5 years later to the day on August 10th, 1962. The title of the song is 'Sherry Baby'.

[TonyMetal___86]

@Dongie that's nice 😊👍🏻

[llorando]

Roy Orbison.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Id pick me

[Anonymous]

Jay Crew

[Cice369]

Travis Walton

[wolverin38]

Keanu

[qwerty2469]

Adolf Hitler