Aliens have landed and they will only meet with ONE representative of Earth who is NOT a politician. Who are we sending?

[DrPepper12]

I happen to know EXACTLY who to send but let's see what you think!

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The correct answer was Taylor Swift & keannu Reeves no better teos than them

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Unfortunately, we don't live in an Anarchistic society, a pity, because such a society would allow an unanimous and definitive answer to the question: Who are we sending? Simultaneously, we would send no one because we would probably never agree. But I like the infinite talking, guys and gals. Yep.

If we lived under Weak Democracy, there's a little hope, we could send the right person. If we lived under Consensus Democracy, that would improve the odds a lot, consider it.
If we lived under Authoritarian regime, I think we're massively screwed.

If, you all randomly decided to assign ME the task to pick up the person... Then I will send:

Buddha OR
Jesus OR
Captain Jean-Luc Picard OR
@Crimsyjo

That being said, don't trust me because, at the last moment, I could decide to send Diogenes of Sinope. Ew. Yes. DGS rocks the planet.

[Crimsyjo]

Haha oh dear! The responsibility!!

Also depends if they seem friendly, sexual or hostile lol. Actually... as I am a Fawn personality I cd probably handle all three possibilities lol

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

@Crimsyjo The responsibility yes !
But I have a sound reasoning at my disposal that leads me to select you 😄

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

General update, Elon Musk being selected a few times, you people are scaring the shit out of me oO

[MisterWack]

Buddha, Jesus, Picard, @Crimsyjo

I vote @Crimsyjo

[Crimsyjo]

@MisterWack aww 😍
Your both too kind... or very evil... 🤔 but either way I'll try my best 😄.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

@Crimsyjo Not evil. Extremely confident in your abilities to handle the situation. Extremely confident in your humanity.

[Crimsyjo]

Aww your gonna make me blush 🤗

Tho I wd be organising the whole world's army troops and nukes to be secretly prepared and at my disposal... just in case.

[MisterWack]

@Crimsyjo Evil? I’m kind, I’m kind lol.

Honestly maybe if the aliens are similar to human structure and find sexy women hot you could offer the hottest finest human specimens to have sleep with them so they don’t kill the planet.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

hehe, ofc, when I said humanity, it also implied tactical intelligence :D

[Crimsyjo]

Humanity is towards protecting my own kind - humans- lol. The aliens gotta earn that privilege.

[Crimsyjo]

@MisterWack haha charmer 😋
You do realise your basically asking me to become a human trafficker!!
If the aliens are hot.. got nice erm... appendages... I'll let hot women volunteer of their own free will. 😂

[MisterWack]

@Crimsyjo Hey hey hey…. I’m not suggesting anything illegal. Okay let me explain the system in my head…..
We don’t know the aliens’ purposes and all world govt are allowing anything to achieve peace. Once you find out they are horny freaks engaging in sex for our peace & negotiations of long prosperity…. You send out memos requesting finest human women to volunteer for the prospect of peace also boning an alien lmao. They are guaranteed it won’t lead to pregnancy since we are two different species that just look alike and will be shown a picture of their male genitalia / physique before volunteering for sex. Sound good?

P. S. If it were submissive women aliens, I’d volunteer myself to save humanity (with permission from my girlfriend lmao)

[Crimsyjo]

@MisterWack hahaha yes. I appoint you my right hand advisor. Or left if u need your right for wanking ( 😂 sorry... had to throw that in) and as long as the women volunteer that's cool. And u know there's gonna be plenty of alien-loving-wannbe-fucked chick's out there. And lol I'm sure this convoy of "male" aliens must have a few female ones needing "supervision" 😉😉😉 with girlfriend approval of course.

[MisterWack]

@Crimsyjo I mean… I do wank, though only I know the hand….
I’d absolutely fuck an alien and be your advisor/companion on all things freaky lmao.

[Crimsyjo]

@MisterWack haha you gonna advise me that a select few men need to screen the women first? Casting table style 😉 can't be sending duds to the aliens.

And oh dear... I think @maybe_maybe_notis gonna regret the turn of this conversation lol. Sorry. Blame him 👆 😂😂😂

[MisterWack]

@Crimsyjo Can I screen the women? LMAO
We don’t want…. Any…. Women bringing knives, weapons, etc. that might disturb the peace so you need a security guard to do a thorough and intrusive search. 🤣🤣🤣

[Crimsyjo]

@MisterWack haha well due to your girlfriend I wasn't gonna suggest that but... for the sake of national security I think you will just have to sacrifice and do it 😉 they need a full on test drive tho...

[MisterWack]

@Crimsyjo Test drive? I think I can make that sacrifice…. You know for humanity’s sake. I wouldn’t do it, now the stakes are too high. I promise I won’t let humanity down. 🫡
I’ll run a few “experiments” might have to work all night if needed… If that is fine with you, after all humanity is at stake here.

[Crimsyjo]

@MisterWack 😂😂😂 yeah but who's going to test you out? Everyone has to answer to someone. And looks like I'm the boss in this situation lol 😈😝

[MisterWack]

@Crimsyjo Test me out? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My girlfriend can certify me, I put it on my resume or something for certified lady human inspector lmao

[Crimsyjo]

@MisterWack haha your fired!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[MisterWack]

@Crimsyjo Why? She can testify at how I perform 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Crimsyjo]

@MisterWack if I applied to be a world class top chef would the word of my children be enough because they eat my food? 😏😝

[MisterWack]

@Crimsyjo oh please….😒
My girlfriend has had a lot more than just eating what I’m serving up 🙄

Also take that in whatever context you want 🤣

[exitseven]

Me. I have been looking forward to meeting aliens my whole life (and not the ones Biden let across the border) .

I have seen most of the Star Trek episodes and know a few phrases in Klingon.

Gort, Klaatuu Barada Nikto

[RebelinSteel]

@Account you promise not to cause

https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/oops-gif-25855259

[Account]

@RebelinSteel I won't promise anything 😇

[RebelinSteel]

@exitseven apologies I posted on wrong opinion 🤣

[RebelinSteel]

Also @exitseven ChatGPT does Klingon lol

nuqneH Exitseven, Qo'noSvo' maH 'ej majQa'

[exitseven]

@RebelinSteel Que Pasa?

[thearchjoker]

The day the earth froze

[DrPepper12]

Nah bro. We need you here! 👊🏻

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Kelley1]

Any Aliens with that technology are so far advanced, that they will meet whomever they choose. It will not be our choice. Hopefully, our planet will not be viewed as favorable for them to colonize. Otherwise, unless we are viewed as food, we will be eliminated and replaced.

[abc3643]

Have you ever seen "Childhood's End?"

[abc3643]

https://youtu.be/Rr25OLacsdc?feature=shared

[Kelley1]

@abc3643 I have not seen Childhood's end.

[abc3643]

It is actually a classic science fiction novel by Arthur c Clarke. A race of extraterrestrials, which humans call the Overlords, comes to visit Earth but they are not conquerors. They are not colonists. They come to turn Earth and the human world into heavenly utopia which they do. However, at the end, they're real purpose is revealed by them. It is both bittersweet for them and for humans.

[Kelley1]

@abc3643 I did watch "To Serve Man" (The Twilight Zone). In which the alien states, "that his race's motive in coming to Earth is to provide humanitarian aid by sharing their advanced technology that can easily and inexpensively solve all energy and food shortages and prevent international warfare." He left a book "To Serve Man." At the end, she said, "It's a cookbook."

[abc3643]

LOL... Yes, we ALL have seen that one!

"To Serve Man" was based on a short story. There are lots of good episodes like that. Here's one that is short, but good.

However, "Childhood's End" (I don't want to give it away), the Overlords genuinely mean us no harm. They do create a paradise on Earth, but there is a reason for this. A reason that is bittersweet for us and one that, sadly for them, the Overlords can never enjoy.

What the Overlords look like is an important part of the story and they know that there appearance will affect the humans - and, implicitly has affected the other species on other planets that they have visited. Those species and humans have something the Overlords do not have and that the Overlords wish to understand. Karellen, the "Supervisor for Earth" ultimately explains it. It's a bit disturbing when he does so in Part 3 of the SyFy 3-part adaptation.

Because of the Overlords appearance, they do not reveal themselves for many years. In the novel, it is 50 years, but in the SyFy 3-part adaptation, it is 15 years so the same characters can be used throughout.

[abc3643]

I forgot to include the URL to that Twilight Zone (1980s reboot) episode in which aliens come to visit Earth. This is a fun and interesting episode called "A Small Talent For War". The episode is only 8 minutes long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMWYHSUR4Ps

[purplepoppy]

Elon Musk is an obnoxious little twat with all the charm and sophistication of a rhinoceros fart so we can rule him out.

It would have to be someone experienced in diplomatic relations but if he's busy they can pop around mine for tea and biscuits.

[MrGSpotHer]

He's probably an alien and the best choice though 😂, politicians are useless they don't even help us pmsl

[purplepoppy]

Politicians aren't there to help us, they're there to ensure a compliant cheap workforce for big businesses.

[MrGSpotHer]

Yea no use at all

[MisterWack]

“Aliens have landed and they will only meet with ONE representative of Earth who is NOT a politician. Who are we sending?”

Elton John. The music will touch their Alien hearts and captivate their minds into seeing humans as a species worth hearing, protecting, and aiding also interacting with.

Or we could send Tom Hanks just because.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Elton Hanks would certainly bring success !

[MisterWack]

@Maybe_Maybe_not Thanks. 😊

If humanity meets alien lifeforms greeting Earth and don’t then our planet is doomed…. I will be here saying “I told ya so!” LMAO

What about you? Who would you send to greet the aliens and why?

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Oh I already gave my answer, right here in this page ;)

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

And I think we ride the very same wave, at core

[AviatorTom]

I've been practicing Klaatu Barrada Nikto for years, but if it's not me, let's send Elon Musk. I'm sure he can work out a good deal with the aliens.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Oh god, no, everyone but him, whyyyyyy Tom, whyyyyyy?

[MisterWack]

@Maybe_Maybe_not Yeah Elon Xcretion is not the guy. Not the guy to send. He can barely keep together a social media platform and wants to remove safety uniforms because it hurts his eyes…. Dear God anyone but that

[AviatorTom]

@MisterWack Hey guys, Elon Musk is the perfect choice. He can probably work out a good deal with the aliens. If not, the aliens can take him with them... he can achieve his goal of colonizing Mars.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

hahaha, yeah okay, it's a way to solve the problem, I get it

[MisterWack]

@AviatorTom 🤣, yeah keep him away from Earth.
Good deal, good deal 👍

[DrPepper12]

I'd rather send skunk musk

[abc3643]

This is quite possibly the easiest question to answer in... perhaps ever... at this site.

Anya Taylor-Joy, of course. She's a relative.

[abc3643]

Have you ever seen "Childhood's End?"

[abc3643]

https://youtu.be/Rr25OLacsdc?feature=shared

[RebelinSteel]

I would have the barmaid from my local, she takes shit from no one and if the Aliens are taking the piss, she will tell them how it is.

[thearchjoker]

Lord bucket head

Yes this is a real politician from the UK, there's also trash head but he's lamer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Buckethead

[thearchjoker]

I just noticed its one person who is NOT a politician and not who IS a politician...

[thearchjoker]

I guess it be funny if we sent Joe Rogan then

[Account]

Basically.

[RebelinSteel]

@Account lmao just realised I posted on wrong opinion 🤣🤣

[Account]

@RebelinSteel Lmao I noticed but I decided not to be an asshole/a prick by pointing it out😅🤣, it happens to everyone

[RebelinSteel]

@Account on a positive note it was the right question 🤣🤣🤣

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Guess Who?

[onedarkcloud]

Have someone signal them to come back in one hundred years and if we are still here then we will talk.

[imfreeze95]

I would send a religious leader or a great artist someone that understands how humanity thinks and feels in a spiritual way.

[MicahRaine]

Elon Musk 🤣 they'll get along no problem plus he's rich af so he has incentive to not just get us all cooked

[FreyaRed]

Pewdiepie, the streamer. When they kill him no one will miss him

[Anonymous]

I would just ask them to take me with them.

[Dargil]

Maybe Victor David Hansen or Elon Musk

[DrPepper12]

A pedo and a Nazi? Kinky!!!

[Dongie]

Wh? Don't send Rosie O'Donnell they'll kill us all.🤣🤣🤣😅

[Still-alive]

Tim Walz will know what to do!

[DrPepper12]

Yaaaass!!! Walz for the win!!!

[Still-alive]

Sorry you said not a politician uhhh ill go with Jack Black!

[BetaBucks]

RFK cuz he sounds like an alien

[msc545]

My cat, Allister, is possibly willing.

[Anonymous]

Morgan Freeman, of course.

[imfreeze95]

That’s actually not a bad idea

[andreasderjuengere]

Bob Geldof

[DrPepper12]

He's still alive? 😳

[andreasderjuengere]

From his looks: just so :D

[DrPepper12]

LMFAO!!! Ok he was alive but he looks about as healthy as Keith Richards!!

[MrGSpotHer]

Oh send me I'm a alien 👽

[mandyfire98]

Hawk Tuah girl

[Maxnanet]

L o L

[Agape93]

Me. Just me

[ManInChains]

Elon Musk

[Anonymous]

Clearly Elon Musk, no?

[HomerSimpson742]

Taylor Swift she annoying.

[OtterMan68]

Pope Francis

[gatixek710]

Elon Musk.

[captain_voidwalker]

Elon musk