Now that Alligator Alcatraz is a real thing, what other detention centers should the U. S. government create?

[Anonymous]

Python Prison

Gila Monster Gulag

Sea Serpent Cell Block

Direwolf Dungeon

Jaguar Jail

ALL OF THE ABOVE

SOMETHING ELSE OR NOT SURE

[kavakava]

I like your names, but none of them would really make sense. Alligator Alcatraz used to be called alligator alley. That's because it's smack dab in the middle of the Florida everglades. If you're driving in the country it's common to see deer crossing signs and even cattle crossing signs. Head down to the Florida keys and you'll see alligator crossing signs everywhere.

[Asker]

I agree that they don't make a lot of sense, but there are only so many words for detention center, and only so many dangerous animals.

I did what I could with what I had.

[kavakava]

And you did a good job! In the movies the criminals refer to prison as the "joint." Jaguar joint? That's the best I can do. 😜

[Asker]

I also considered "Shark Shawshank."

[kavakava]

You are creative.

[exitseven]

We should build one in northern Alaska. Call it Ice Station Freezya.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[DryGermanGuy]

Never mind the names, but remember, always treat the people there as subhumans!

[kavakava]

Homeless vets would think it's Club Med

[Anonymous]

They need to create a prison, homeland or even better a planet, Mars would be a good place in the future. Send all the LGBTQXYZs, MAGAs, DEIs , WOKEs, BLMs, HAMAS, Hezballah, All Religious fanatics, Elon Musk can go too. All no good motherfuckers, weirdos, freaky motherfuckers can go to Mars and become colonists. Let them start from scratch.

[OneViewpoint]

Kodiak Island detainment facility for MAGA cultists. No fences. No shelters. Run.

[DrPepper12]

MAGA maze. Survive capitalism & you get to die naturally.

[beefcakebradybatson]

A bunch for Trump, his disgusting (if good-looking) "Cabinet" and some Trumpsters !!!

[purplepoppy]

Parrot prison, talk and your dead.

[Chazmatazz269]

My what?
😂😂

[Anonymous]

I'd settle for the plain old one Trump will be settled into,

[SmokinAces2000]

A jail for tyrannical leaders

[Chazmatazz269]

😂😂🤣🤣

[slatyb]

The MAGA mudpit.