Are farts subject to gas tariffs?

[purplepoppy]

The main news headlines here is how a woman is saving the Welsh economy by selling farts to Americans.

Obviously, I'm keen to cash in and have been gobbling up the cabbage and leek soup, but I'm worried Trump will impose crippling tariffs to protect low quality mass produced American farts.

www.walesonline.co.uk/.../welsh-woman-says-earns-2500-32251085

[ShrunkenGuy]

I’m so disappointed we didn’t get an image of Poppy gobbling up cabbage and leek soup on this question. I’m partial to a bowl of leak and potato on occasion too.

You’ll want to be careful if planning to join the fart economy Poppy, I read one woman was hospitalised overdoing it, I guess she got greedy.

At least in this instance it’s going to a good cause, an animal’s vet bills, so I won’t condemn the fanbase for this content, maybe just envy their disposable income a bit.

I don’t think it’s tariffs from Trump to be worried about, it’s EU and UK law, influenced by Bill Gates. They’re using poisonous substances to stop cows farting to save the planet (just ignore all the plane travel), sooner or later they’ll turn there attention to us and outlaw farting to “save the planet”, they’ll introduce an Super Ultra Low Emission Zone, where you’ll receive a fine for farting and slowly grow it to the whole country. Don’t worry, paying the London mayor will solve it, that or an experimental drug from Bill. Just watch out for side effects a year later, like blood clots or blindness but at least it’s helping the planet.

[Makeushiver]

It depends on which country the fart or farts were originally produced, The World B and and IMF are putting their collective heads together to see how far back in the fart process should be subject. For example, if you were to eat cassoulet you are generally eating French Soisson beans. ( Many other ingredients as well but beans are the most commonly understood causal incidence of farts. However if you were to havec onsumed this cassoulet at Gordon Ransay's restaurant should tariffs only apply to that and since you are a OK citizen and Mr. Ransay is a UK lunatic, sorry chef. So, one would thinlk, no tariffs involved correct? Well, not so fast. Mr. Ramsay likely uses Soison beans since he has a very large stick up his ass about items like that so he imports his beans from Toulouse, hence France, hence Tariffs- or not? What about the goose/duck, the sausage and other ingredients? More excellent questions. Should he be resposible for sourcing all of the items in the recipe? Consult your solicitor or barrister or whatever those people re and make sure they are wearing a powdered wig as that is how to discern a true legal practitioner as a Nancy boy/ sorry as an expert in these matters.

Since these tariffs are the product if the subtle and nuanced mind of our heroically obese and orange cheif executive officer I suggest using Jesuit priests to advise you on the finer points of the law as well as telling you how many angels can dance on a pin. Feel free to take him and stash him wherever you stashed Maggie Thatcher. Actually, since he's bright orange just drop him in Belfast or Derry and the problem will take care of itself. That or show him the tower of London but be sure to leave him there

[Anonymous]

Good for her. that's how you cash in on hot air.

And yes, unless registered republican with a long history of trump support on your personal social media pages. You might even then get invited to join the administration, as he so often states in many insane emails sent out a day from the White House to his fangals.

Seriously. Join his mailing list for kicks and giggles, just not with your main account.

[leahzrc]

This is the kind of disgusting shit the worst men of our society are into.

[SamIam96]

Not shit. Just farts.

[leahzrc]

I know but like I am especially grossed out

[SamIam96]

I'm with you on that. I don't understand the turn on.

[leahzrc]

my psychotic brother use to show me girls farting porn when I were little it was disgusting

[AviatorTom]

Not sure about tariffs, but someone has to pay VAT.

[purplepoppy]

Vance And Trump?

[AviatorTom]

@purplepoppy Very nice and creative, like usual. 😉

[docster]

Not in my state, but when the leftists eventually get back in, it won't be long before they'll require cows to have catalytic converters attached to their back sides.

[exitseven]

Trump put a nominal 10% tariff on everything from the UK including farts. However , the UK is buying 650 billion dollars of gas from the US. Maybe there is room to negotiate.

[ohsheeT]

Well isn't this just fresh?
And exciting and make you smile. Does she make the guys pull her finger. Or is that extra

[lightbulb27]

sounds like she's having a Wales of a good time.

that's natural gas, so yes.

I know... it stinks, but those are the rules.

[NYCQuestions1976]

Supply and demand, I suppose? All people involved on both ends are nasty. 😂

[Dargil]

Oh dear.
https://www.girlsaskguys.com/img/9099057

[Likes2drive]

Some people will buy videos of anything unusual apparently

[DCVsMarvel2]

Anything can be tariff'd

But, tariffs are a tax on the stupid. They're NEVER ok to do

[Anonymous]

Democrats in the US have tried to tax cow farts.

[robocop666]

there are all sorts of fucked up fetishes out there

[glennos89]

Omg are we really discussing this subject?🤯

[Shiprex]

Americans love that gas.

[Anonymous]

I don't think so, lol...

[chrissykerdock]

death penalty

[Anonymous]

No one likes smelling Farts do you?