Trump asked me to find a half dozen bus drivers for a trip to Martha’s Vineyard. You in?

[strawberryapple]

Trump was impressed with my idea of putting ICE agents in airports, so he put me in charge of “Operation Sanctuary”.

Here’s how it works…

Our convoy swings by Minnesota and picks up Timmy and a couple hundred illegal Somalis. We take them on a field trip to Martha’s Vineyard. While they step off the bus to take in the sights, we all burn rubber and leave. When Obama and the rest of the liberal sanctuary islanders start hyperventilating in fear, we radio ICE & the National Guard to swoop in and save the day.
They will all be hailed as heroes!

[Summeroflove]

Yeah they just don’t want them in their neighborhoods. Notice they are all vacationing

[strawberryapple]

They have a sign that says they’re a sanctuary city or Island or whatever.
That’s a lie.

[Summeroflove]

It’s not a lie that Lindsey Graham was spotted with a princess wand aimlessly wandering Disney. Hanging out with Mickey Mouse and riding kids rides?

[strawberryapple]

I don’t trust that guy.

[Summeroflove]

Nope

[Bricealan]

@summeroflove even if true, what does that have to do with the question?

[Bricealan]

@strawberryapple I'm applying for a class A driver's license tomorrow!!! 😂😂😂😂

[strawberryapple]

I’ll tell Donald.

[CaptainSmartass]

Class A's for motorbikes. You need a Class D.

[Bricealan]

@CaptainSmartass Once again SmartAss you are another person that does not know what he is talking about. Class A is a commercial driver's license that allows a driver to drive ANYTHING, no matter what size vehicle. I work for the Department of Motor Vehicles in California. Driving a bus, with passengers would require a sign off by a CHP officer etc. depending on the particular State requirements to transport passengers.

[Bricealan]

@CaptainSmartass the only additional requirement is a (P) passenger endorsement.

[lightbulb27]

You are so creative and witty... a modern day Samuel Longhorn Clemens!

This needs done, code named..."Pooper Scooper"?

Id get my bus license for the sake of my country. It has it's own enjoyment to it to say "hi" to all the wonderful peeps... whom previously rejected bus drops of people. noone knows why.

It is ironic all the positioning Obamas did in the world... and they run to be close to the rich and Jewishful in their beautiful spaces. When ye want a nice place to go, you go where it's Jewish. They didn't move to chinatown or Muslim Central

Alanis Morissette should write another Ironic verse on that...

[strawberryapple]

What an honor to be compared to Mark Twain.

“ never argue with a fool because on onlookers might not be able to tell the difference.”

[lightbulb27]

there's a classic Mark Twain riff in this... enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ObE5_fg8k

[strawberryapple]

👍👍👍

[findacure4wokeness]

Every leftist should be forced to live with immigrant communities. They can afford to virtue signal and compromising the safety of everyone else when they are living in safe gated communities. I think a you first policy would fix western nations. Israel pushed diversity onto the west we should have given them London levels of demographic shift first.

[strawberryapple]

These people are nuts.

[AviatorTom]

Make sure they're not electric buses that don't work in the cold North. 😐

[strawberryapple]

Tom,
I was born at night, but I wasn’t born last night. No electric buses.
🚌🚌🚌
😁

[exitseven]

You need to be Markwayne Mullins assistant idea person.

[strawberryapple]

Where do I sign?

[CaptainSmartass]

I'll need to get my bus driver licence first...

Simples...

[strawberryapple]

You don’t need it because Trump will cover for you.

[Iron_Man]

Can I fly it is much more faster from Miami, then driving

[strawberryapple]

Yes. They have three landing strips on the island.

[Iron_Man]

Excellent I’ll fly into New York then I’ll charter a flight for the island Excellent I’ll fly into New York then I’ll chart a flight for the island, but I want a good pilot so we don’t crash in the ocean

[strawberryapple]

Good idea.

[Iron_Man]

Can you come with me?

[strawberryapple]

I’m driving the fancy bus in the picture.

[Iron_Man]

Well, then that case can I come with you and cancel the charter?

[Pterodon]

I’d love to see that!

[strawberryapple]

Me too. They did use the national guard to remove the illegals that DeSantis bussed up there.

[AgentG111]

Congratulations

[strawberryapple]

Thanks