You have one month to empty a $1 trillion bank account. If you succeed, you’re rich for life. How will you spend it?

[Anonymous]

[Static_In_The_Attic]

US National Debt

As for me I’m feeling generous, I’ll play your game & in one month I’ll empty a $1 trillion dollar bank account in order to be rich for life. I’ll write my neighbor to the north (Canada) a check for $1 trillion dollars out of the kindness of my heart.

[Iron_Man]

Can you help me with my property taxes?

[Iron_Man]

Joke

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@Iron_Man riddle me thins how much are your property taxes?

[Iron_Man]

$5500 a year

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@Iron_Man $5500 a year. I’m not even going to tell you what I pay in property taxes, you’ll blow your brains out.

[Iron_Man]

How big is your house? How much is it?

[jennifer_bloom]

I would set up a humanitarian fund where police officers, hospitals, paramedics, fire fighters, jail cells, judges, prosecutors, charities, and education groups have infinite and unrestrained access to withdraw money for the purposes of saving people’s lives. After half a month, senior citizens on low income will also have access to the funds. As well as sick people in third world countries who need medical treatment.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Jennifer I’m going to write your government a check to help take care of someone of your national debt.

[Kelley1]

The only feasible way to spend $1 trillion in a month is to purchase stock in large corporation so that your purchases don't greatly increase the price, gold, billion-dollar companies, and real estate.

[Lliam]

The only way I can think of to spend a $trillion in a month would be to buy shit tons of expensive real estate and businesses around the world, along with luxury items like cars, yachts, airplanes, art and jewelry.

A trillion is an unimaginably huge amount of money.

[Iron_Man]

I’m buying the Miami Dolphins 🐬 that’s my pride and joy. and keeping that team. I will buy several other football teams just to drain the money out of the bank. I will also buy oil rig fields and keep spending and spending until every last penny is Depleted and then I will sell the other teams except for the dolphins and I will collect my big money that I’m gonna earn for depleting my bank account

[Iron_Man]

I will pay the players very well and watch the salary, cap very closely and make a championship football team the way should be played and win a Super Bowl

[AvacadoOnRye]

Are you talking about the pointy football or the round one? 🤣

[AvacadoOnRye]

Sorry, meant that to go to a poster on here. I would build homeless shelters.

[Iron_Man]

This one 🏈

[AvacadoOnRye]

Awe, the pointy one.

[Iron_Man]

Yes. I like your screen name. I had a sandwich like that in Los Angeles California when I was there on vacation at Venice Beach at Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s restaurant back then and it had avocado in it. It was so yummy. 😊

[AvacadoOnRye]

Go to Thailand. The avocados are almost as big as a grapefruit. And dirt cheap!

[Iron_Man]

Oh really interesting iwe used to grow them in our backyard

[AvacadoOnRye]

@Iron_Man

Smart. They’re worth their weight in gold.

[KostasKouvalis]

I'd send some to my best friend/crush. Pay off my parents debts. I'd also send some to places where people were kind to me. And the rest I'd use for travel, and buy an island and start a business.

[Agape93]

I'm buying nukes by the thousands, and I'm ending this shit with a bang

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Would you like your 35714.2857143 nukes wrapped in paper or plastic? 28 million a piece by the way.

[Agape93]

Plastic all the way baby

[strateguy632]

A trillion? Wow! I would keep 50 million. Buy all the oil and resell it at $1.10 each gallon because i don't need profit!

[FunkyMonkee]

Well, the government is $3,000,000,000,000 in the hole so, I could take it down to just 2.

[exitseven]

I would fund a war with some place that pisses me off

[AgentG111]

What's the result if you didn't or don't spend all the money?

[jahaims]

Id buy all sports leagues then shut them down. All movie studios shut them down.

[Anonymous]

Well that's really easy. I'll just spend it on a Year's worth of crappy ineffective weapons for the US just like the US does every year and that'll be the end of that money.

[strateguy632]

You mean those computer precision bunker buster. That demolished iran atom centerfuges. Hmmm!

[lilBigPotato]

Throw it all into a world index fund.

[NicholasofAustralia]

Intriguing 🤑💰 answer

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

If I succeed? What if I fail?

[Anonymous]

Brewsters millions?

Id struggle.

[Iron_Man]

I’ve seen that movie

[Mike_Hum]

Send a check to the US treasury.

[Dargil]

Donations.

[Anonymous]

Invest it.