What is the wildest thing you’ve ever witnessed at a funeral?

[Anonymous]

[jennifer_bloom]

At my grandma’s funeral I was surprised at how much money her nursing home spent on decorations for her funeral, it was very, very, generous of them. Because the funeral did not happen at the nursing home, none of her disabled senior friends could attend. It was just her adult kids, her grand kids, her in laws, and her extended in laws. I was also surprised that everyone wore black except for one person who was so embarrassed over their clothes that they left early. Nobody told us how to dress, but everyone chose black.

[jshm2]

A furious fight over who was going to hold the after funeral meal.

It was practically a brawl at one point. Even saw a granny deck someone with a chair before the friend I was with broke things up and calmed things down.

[Anonymous]

YouTube video ones like that guy doing the DJ "rest in f'ing peace Doris" - apparently it was a scripted sketch though 🎥📽️

[Opinion Owner]

He plays the music 🎵🎶 head banging and all 📀📀🎧

[exitseven]

When my wifes uncle died a bat flew into the funeral parlor and flew around. Me and my brother in law got a broom and chased it out.

[exitseven]

My friend's father died when we were in high school. At the cemetery the hearse was parked on a hill and the parling brake failed and it started rolling down the hill.

[AvacadoOnRye]

It was pre-funeral.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Jesus, why not just have people visit you in hospice or something

[AvacadoOnRye]

I didn’t say it was pre-death. I said it was pre-funeral. 😆
Big difference!

[AvacadoOnRye]

@Mr. Potato,
A coworker punched a dead guy in the face.

Are you familiar with the term “don't shoot the messenger?”

I was between a rock and a hard place. Do I really want to report a psychopath? 🤣

Sometimes it's best to just keep your mouth shut. And I don't think the dead guy really felt the punch.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Haha no waaayyyy. I wanna know what this guy did to make the psycho hate him so much. I wouldn't have reported him either, the guy risked it all for spite. You don't mess with people like that 😂

[AvacadoOnRye]

He had anger issues and he wanted to punch a guy who couldn't punch back.
The funeral was beautiful with pretty flowers and a gorgeous casket. Can you imagine the shit show that would be unleashed if I had reported this?

And in the world we live in, I would be the one getting fired. Maybe they would say I should've stopped this atrocity. I just know that I didn't see a thing that day. 😇

[Telekinetic-Potato]

You mitigated risk for the company by prioritizing the reputation of the brand. Very executive level thinking miss toast