A guy walks into a bar in NYC, sits down and orders a bourbon.
He starts tapping his fingers on the bar constantly without stopping for the hour he is there.
It’s driving the bartender crazy, and he is glad to see him go.
The next day, he comes back, same routine.
The next day he comes in again and starts tapping.
Frustrated, the bartender says ‘Not for nothing, but you come in here every day, you order a bourbon, and you start this incessant tapping, and never stop. It’s really quite annoying, why do you do that?
The patron replies ‘why, I’m keeping the elephants away!’
The bartender says ‘elephants? What elephants? This is NYC, there arre no elephants here!’
To which the patron replies ‘You’re welcome’.
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