Girls: What would you do if you found a teeny tiny man smaller than one inch in your room?

[msg812]

You are sitting on your couch and saw a little thing walking on the floor.Firstly you suppose that it's a bug but when you focus on him,you realize that he is a tiny human and he comes in front of your toes with tiny flowers and say that

''Hi lady,I'm a tiny guy.I'm living here and following you for a long time.I think I'm in love with you. These flowers are for you.I'm in too poor situation.People accidentally stepped on my family.Please save me''

What would you do in this situation

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[sarahruth]

I don't knew know what I would do, I would be in such shock that he lived in my bomb shell of a room all this time... but if he can kill spiders or negotiate at least with them to move out of my house he can stay . lol

[Rubzie]

Hmm ... Lol I would create a Facebook page for him & get a little house from toys are us for him to live in. & I would carry him around in my bag.

By the way good question.

[msg812]

thanks for comment about my question by the way don't you wanna carry him in your pocket instead of your bag? :)

[Rubzie]

Lol depends what I wearing (=

[ambershere]

enjoy the flowers and have a very short term affair

[msg812]

please care your step,you can accidently squish your very short term affair :)

[palek]

I've had a tiny Hindu man living in my belly for years. I don't think he'd allow another tiny man in the house.

[NMMan]

This is the most original question I've seen on this site is forever...well done, sir.

[msg812]

Thanks,bro

[Anonymous]

I love this question because I've always wondered what girls would do with a guy like me. It has taken me roughly 3 hours to type this going from letter to letter on the keyboard.

[Anonymous]

Um... I would say hello, pick him up and talk to him. I'd then pull out my old dolls house and let him leave in that :p

[Opinion Owner]

*Live

[msg812]

What kind of things would you talk with him :)

[Skittlez2]

Aww I would keep him play with him and take care of him. That would be so cool.

[Anonymous]

LOL I would pick him up and take him to my house and make him a mansion out of my shoe box.

[kingjay]

If you were bored what would you do with him for fun?

[Opinion Owner]

I would tickle him. link

[Anonymous]

1ST go on YouTube & Look UP AngryOGITH Channel'
& Then Click About & then Click on the Link that says'
the Best WAY for a Guy to DIE'
i Think that Girls should do That to a Tiny MAN.

[shapeshiftgirl]

Get the hell out of here STALKEEER! *KICK*

[Anonymous]

Stick to weed, cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[Anonymous]

i would sell him to science

[cupidkisses]

umm let's think if it happens

[mimi333101]

Wait for the drugs to wear off.

[iXenomorph]

Squish.

[Anonymous]

Stop taking my meds.

[msg812]

don't forget impossible is nothing maybe one day you may face this tiny man

[Anonymous]

Bored much !

[kingjay]

What would you do?