When you play naked sports how do you know what team your on?

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Normally we do males v females or blacks v whites even blondes v brunettes but that isn't always possible. So what do you do when playing team games in the nude?

Wish4UrB00ty · Accepted Answer

I think it is usually with some sort of ribbon or band somewhere noticeable. Most games played naked are done in small enough groups that everyone can tell who is who just by build, hair color and general body shape but I have seen a few games where arm bands were used or even some paint.

Jaximus-Lion · Accepted Answer

Usually! It's barely few people (not like the photo which is 15 people) we used to be about 6 or 7. So we play 3 v 3 and one person rotates. So what we have played was mostly volleyball and swimming.

SaoirseS · Accepted Answer

Different colored sweatbands would work I suppose. I've never played naked sports, and I don't think doing so is in my future.

Emiliamazing · Accepted Answer

I would think keeping track of who scored would be quite challenging.

Date_a_Snob · Answer

I know you were joking but we actually did this shaved vs natural for our women's field hockey team. It was an adult league.

weysally · Answer

with men, circumcised on one side, un-circumcised on the other, for men, for women bush or shaven easy

NostalgiaSenpi · Answer

I don't, lol. Blondes vs brunettes would be funny, if the carpet matches the drapes. What happens if they're dyed on the top? I know plenty of women that go heavy on the blonde from brunette.

Tiffanytrans · Answer

By taste. Which one of their dongs tastes best. "But how are they going to tell the difference when they play?" Me: "Theyre playing what now?"

exitseven · Answer

I liked the pic. Talk about a kick in the balls.

SawerBrown · Answer

You could always wear an armband or a certain color socks.

LemiaOfThunder · Answer

I would think if your comfortable with getting naked in front of your team mates, you would know.

Red-Blaze · Answer

A ribben maybe If its always same teams can maybe get a matching tattos

molonski2 · Answer

A coloured armband is the best way to define teams , its strapped on , otherwise no options for mixed gender team

UncleBilll · Answer

I am on the Straight team, who would only be there to watch the females play.

KostasKouvalis · Answer

One team has circumcised dicks, the other team doesn't.

Luopio27 · Answer

How do you come up with these questions? You are a legend my poppy.

PointTaken · Answer

Shaved vs bushy? Tower vs flower? Have no clue.

ImHere22 · Answer

Lol be careful not to 1) get hard 2) hit your or anyone else's balls

katiesmuff · Answer

Special colored sweat bands would do the trick.

Elenafairchild20 · Answer

Hahhahahah OMG I can't believe that's a thing but yet again how do u know?🤣

Slowburningheart · Answer

first off, if you're playing naked sports notify me cause I want in on it! As to the question at hand, I would think that body paint or sock/shoe color would be a good, and non discriminatory way to tell teams apart.

douride2 · Answer

Easiest way would be for one group to tie a ribbon on their member. LOL

mattc007007 · Answer

Never played naked sports lol What's the most popular game in the nude?

Jersey2 · Answer

Shaved vs unshaved. Pink nipples vs dark nipples. Cut vs uncut. Big vs small.

PatriceONeal · Answer

Reported for nudity. I thought women always complain about being sexualized and yet it's okay for men to be sexualized. Cool.

Likes2drive · Answer

Maybe they could wear a certain color wristband or shoe color

kellytheman · Answer

Well I never played nude sports but maybe the teeny weenie's again at the big boys or something.

najekim · Answer

We used colored arm bands. Even though some wore them on their legs. ;)

AviatorTom · Answer

color of your shoes

Jennz6 · Answer

Head band versus no head bands

SnowedIn · Answer

Socks and shoes is one way.

matchrestore · Answer

Sock color. Or body paint.

SunnyRS · Answer

Different colours socks maybe.

Keishio · Answer

Erect v flaccid

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Arm bands, hats, scarves?

Fireguy17 · Answer

different colored socks, or leg bands.

Texaskid1 · Answer

What is this gay shit?

motownplayer2000 · Answer

Team colors different jersey’s.

HippieVeganJewslim · Answer

Memorise which team members you have.

Jamie05rhs · Answer

Anglos vs. Asians? Lol. (jk)

Anonymous · Answer

Why is this even a thing? Lol

OddBeMe · Answer

I would like videos of these games, please. Now.

Fuentes · Answer

I knew you were for segregation

riverrat3 · Answer

Wear a certain color of socks

krin_m · Answer

Never played naked sports!

StormChaser838 · Answer

the socks I guess

MementoMori777 · Answer

The shoes? 😂

Iron_Man · Answer

I would never

Äxlbäksölöl · Answer

By size

EaterPeter · Answer

Socks and shoes?

Tstrbrainer · Answer

Paint the dick

jimmy2 · Answer

Lol looks like socks

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