I like rusty spoons. The feeling of rust on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic.
I like it when the red water comes out.
How I've dreamt of taps!
Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo.
It seems nettles have made the milk drop out from inside my teat.
Oh, bubble trumps!
The fuck are you talking about
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