What Does The Urban Dictionary Say About You?

Question

so my friend showed me a neat trick. on urban dictionary, you can go and search your name. let's see what comes up. for personal reasons, my name has been erased. but the result is entertaining! x

DizzyDesii · Accepted Answer

We used to check these back in high school, but dang i saw like 10 pages of definitions. Its scary how me and these other girls of the same name are similar based off whoever wrote these definitions. Most I agree with but some stuff i don’t.

“A __ is a person who will love and care for you. __ will listen to your problems and take the time out of her day to love you. She can be an amazing girlfriend if you show her love and care for her. She can be an amazing friend with a great sense of humor who'll make you laugh with weird jokes.”

—I’m not a great friend.

“__ is a beautiful young lady. She is often impulsive but very creative. She often has trouble with confrontation and gets herself into trouble. Yet __ is always determined to make things right. She is a hard worker and very headstrong. She is usually the one in charge of a relationship but let's her partner have say over a lot of things. She is silly at times and can also be very sexy. She has mood swings but she is such a sweet adorable girl no one could ever stay mad at her.”

—I’m cute at best and plenty of people are still mad with me.

“__ is the girl who isn't afraid to be herself. She loves YouTube and music. Everyone knows her name, yet she isn't popular. She has her own group of friends that she can be weird with. Can be shy, but never shows it. Different in a good way. She likes to help others and is never self centered. Daydreams a lot. Has a temper, but can control it. Has a good memory, except with math and school.”

—I don’t care for youtube and have a horrible short term memory.

”__ is an over the top savage, smart asf and honestly don’t gaf about what anybody has to say but tends to have a slight attitude problem at times but besides that she’s caring and loving just don’t try her patience nor waste her time, she won’t hesitate to confront u and she won’t hesitate to take yo man in front of yo friends hide them ladies.”

“__ is a very unique, gorgeous, outstanding smart girl, who doesn't really have much self-confidence for herself. She loves to receive love from her partner, and the littlest things will make her want to break up. __ will give you the world if you deserve it; Very feisty and can be sassy and bad. If she doesn't like you, im pretty sure she'll make that clear. Has probably been through a lot and mostly hides her feelings. Always puts others first than herself. Is most likely a virgin but the type that loves to tease you. She does what she wants when she wants, don't play her. She'll expose yo ass. She has a gorgeous face and curly hair and brown eyes. __ is hard to get and is not a player, if y'all together then its you & her + the world. She is very loving and doesn't like to see her loved ones hurt. However when she's hurt to her it may seem like no one cares but she is so damn wrong because people love her so damn much she doesn't know. Is most likely a virgo.”

—I stopped putting others before myself long ago. I’m a cusp but my ascending/rising is Virgo lol.

“__ is a kind, beautiful, nice girl. She is the person you can actually talk when you need somebody to talk to. She is a natural beautiful person, she looks pretty with no makeup. She is controlled by music, one song can change her mood, attitude, or day.”

”__ Is a girl who is beautiful but yet she doesn't know it. She is very caring but doesn't show it because there are those who never cared for her. She is very shy at times but is very outgoing and adventurous. Loves to try new things as long as she isn't bored. Isn't afraid of anyone and most of the time shows no emotion.”

—I’m not that adventurous and I dont try a lot of new things.

“__ will fuck your shit up so cool it!!! She is one of the realest girls you will ever encounter and don’t call her fake. if you do that just proves you wish you were her. Usually the class clown. If you don't hang out with her. you should!!! Haters gunna hate. C; She usually will have H U G E boobs. __ is also another word for DD/DDD boob sizes.”

“A simple girl who loves life. __ tries to hard to be good enough for everyone and doesn't spend enough time at looking how good her life actually is. she's the type of girl that is in love with the idea of falling in love. So when she falls for you , she falls hard.”

“__ can be extremely nice but a bitch if you get her angry. They get what they want and are stubborn people. They're clever and most times smart. They're warm and welcoming but they can be coldhearted if wronged.”

—Damn they didn't have to call me the B word lmao.

“__ is the best ever and everyone wants to be her. Light skin beauty that females love to hate”

“__ is something else. Not in the kinda way that replaces the rain with sunshine. She's the kinda person that somehow makes the rain fun and enjoyable. Her presence is like a light bulb in a dark closet. Her passion for Indie music, science, rockin' fashion, and random korean merchandise is sure to make this small world seem infinitely bigger. She has a voice that manages to rock every song she sings, even when she changes the key (its actually better when she does that). She mumbles sometimes, and literally runs away from awkward situations, yet its all part of her iconic charm. She's incredibly bright -minded and has so much potential. Her smile warms the soul in a way the sun never could, both her internal and external beauty could easily earn her the title of "Aphrodite of the 21st Century", her kindness would put Canadians to shame, her humor could give you abs from laughing so often, and while so much more could be said about __, the most important thing is... she likes ASMR.”

—I mean I dont think I’m into ASMR

“__ is usually really friendly and has many different groups of friends is really smart and can be rude if she wants to be has some major mood swings, can be a bit scary and violent at times is rarely scolded by teachers tho. Probably games and has great taste in music. Is very logical and can be very nervous about certain things, appears to be confident most of the time. Will always stick up for her friends, has trust issues. Is independent and friendly. She is very nice to be around but can be a bit weird sometimes.”

—What is with all the mood swings. Lmao I’m chill for the most part. I stopped gaming long ago.

“__ is super funny! She's nice unless you get on her bad side. She talks a lot + she's a crazy girl and it’s not hard to love her. __ like to speak her mind. This name has been around since the 1700's.”

“__ loves Her children with everything she is as a person. She loves them with every fiber. She loves and admires her king Quan. She is so in love with him. He makes her look crazy because she can think of him and randomly start smiling.”

—I wish I was a mom. I actually dated 3 Quan’s. Lmao nah definitely not my future King.

“__ is the shit fuck everyone everyone else. Will cut everyone (yo momma yo daddy yo uncle yo grandpa yo grandma) Will slap you if you say something stupid. She is always right you would love to be around her. She is a cute lady with juicy thighs and big booty she is smart intelligent and very very short midget. She is smart cute nice lovely thick and a great mother.”

—I don’t even like knives. I don’t have a big ass. I’m short but not a midget.

“__ is A beautiful, talented, girl who loves helping people in need. She is really good at basketball and is the smartest In her class. Her soulmates name is Noah.”

—I suck at basketball. I dated a Noah. Lmao nah.

“__ also come with big ass hearts. Don’t get on their bad side because they can turn savage in a quickness. __ is loyal. They play stupid at times but know wassup. __ is shy but I’m the bedroom is a freak!”

“__ is a Beautiful Young girl that seems to know what sex is at a young age. She has a lot of mental breakdowns. She is overdramatic but very funny! She’s probably the clown of the friend group! Mess with her friends she will show up at your house at 3:am she is nice and don’t leave her!!”

—I have at most 2 panic attacks a year, and not even every year.

“__ is a Very beautiful girl, usually a brunette, is very funny, Outgoing, and talented but underneath she is one of the biggest bitches you'll ever meet in your entire life, she is quick to judge but can't handle being judged by others, feared by most and feared by all the rest. __ is arrogant and stupid and should not to be trusted ever!”

—Well damn.

“__ is a beautiful name but some times a person named this can be evil and rude. They usually become a snake around age 10 so you better stay on her good side. She sometimes steals your man by lying. If the person dose not become a snake soon then they are safe and they would be a nice person to hang out with!”

—I’m a lizard at best.

What Does The Urban Dictionary Say About You?

CrimsonAngel09 · Accepted Answer

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noamazia · Accepted Answer

ok, cool here are mine (some i have are repeated so were shortened):
Beautiful personality, amazing person, creator of the trush, always will cheer you up, laughs at absolutely everything

Theee most Jewish Atheltic alpha male there is. Perfectly Sculpted body by God Himself and is crazy vascular. Is against all supplements. Only eats organic crackers, white rice freshly grown in the fields and all natural foods to mantain his shredded 6 pack all year long even during hanukkah season

awesome dude, everyone should be his friend, jacked with muscles

A crazy ass white fool with a big penis

A unisex jewish name mostly used in israel. When it's a girl it's usually a beautiful extremely sexy awesome girl with big titsIf it's a boy they are usually hot as fuck but real jerks

when someone thinks the world revolves around them, gets mad at you over nothing and then blocks you, acting like you’re the bad guy <3

When you eat a pussy out, then stop, say it's trash, and go to eat fried Chicken while saying that the pussy was better.

that little creture that lives in your washing machine that steals all your socks and underwear.

Z1pTD · Accepted Answer

Oh I gotta try that! Brb. . .

msmissydc · Answer

Lily is a beautiful, kind and cute girl. she can be a little naughty and dirty minded but is mostly cute and innocent. if you land yourself a lily count yourself lucky, she’ll treat you like a king! she loves affection so make sure you shower her with kisses and hugs. she doubts herself a lot, so she likes to be reassured that you still love her. she is a sensitive girl at times, and will most likely cry and keep quiet if you hurt her, rather than get angry and yell. lily will always care for you, she’ll do anything for the one she loves. “lily’s so cute bro..” “she’d never hurt a fly, don’t you hurt her.” There is probably more right than wrong which is somehow funny. Oh wait there are two: Lily, a girl who is the total package. She's smart, funny, incredibly athletic, crazy, nice, has a nice body, beautiful eyes, a prefect smile, and has a nice personality. She's one of those girls who doesn't let anybody walk all over her. She's tough, and doesn't like to show weakness. Lily stands up for herself and others. Lily is protective of her friends and family. She falls in love but only with one person, and if you play with her heart, she thinks she isn’t good enough for you and that you didn’t want her in the first place. Lily is also a bit insecure, but she won't show it. Lily isn't afraid to be herself, she has her weird side and her don’t care side. She really cares what people think of her but doesn’t quite know why. She does all she can to do the right thing but always turns out wrong for her. She spends money like she changes clothes and loves to shop! She is a damn crazy girl too! She's a lot more sensitive than you'd expect out of her. Be careful with her please. Lily has a heart of gold! Person one: Do you know that kid Lily? Person two: Yes, what about her? Person three: She is soo hot! THis is even closer. Not everything is right and some things I can't really judge about myself, but a few other things are closer than I want to admit.

Anemone978 · Answer

This is the first one.. Tiffany's original meaning was appearance of god but now it has multiple meanings. Tiffany is a girl of exceptional worth. She is caring and tough but can be hurt very quickly. She's very intelligent and can solve almost any problem you throw her way. She doesn't trust easily so if she trusts you you are lucky. Tiffany do not party every weekend and aren't sluts. They are the most beautiful girls in the world and appreciate everything. They are truly blessings. I want to be faithful to Tiffany but she doesn't trust me. Tiffany has to be the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. A funny one I seen.. Tiffany- To be very accomplished, classy, sexy, intelligent, loyal, good in bed, and desired. Tiffanys are so great they make normal beings jealous. Normal beings wish they could be as good as a Tiffany, but no matter how hard they try they can't this is why normal beings try to drag the Tiffanys down. Tiffanys are the bomb and always will be and anyone who has a Tiffany as a friend or girlfriend is an awesome person also because Tiffanys are only friends with people on their level. Sexy Guy: "Hey guys look at that sexy woman getting into that Mercedes. Man I need a woman like that." Sexy Guy's Friend: " Man, that has to be a Tiffany. Only Tiffanys are the bombs like that."

Simslover92 · Answer

A woman with the perfect balance of sexy, cute, and crazy. Very intelligent and musically gifted. Known for her fabulous curly hair, and great butt. A little on the short side, but still the perfect girl! Here's another one: Mrs Class Act herself, she walks with confidence and swag, Sexy yet reserved, flirtatious and still respected. Curiosity piques as your glance turns to gaze and gazing turns to staring, soon you are in full obsession mode. Thoughts of her plague your mind nonstop. She knows she has what you want. She also knows you will never get it. Because she is taken and LOYAL is her middle name. Last one: An intelligent girl who you can always rely on. she's a quiet intellectual, who secretly loves to get out and join convention events (especially when Anime is involved). 
 Although she studies hard, she often adopts the 'due date is the do date' policy when it comes to assignments. She always lifts the mood of the group, and you could trust her with any secret. 
 
 Never cares enough for herself and always puts others before her. She has deep eyes, easy to get lost in.

shortster · Answer

This is the first definition that comes up. But the second one is pretty funny.

andrew is that guy in class that will make you laugh until you cry. he tries to impress everyone, and usually succeeds. he will always put a smile on your face with a joke, and even if its not that funny, you will still smile because of his charm. he underestimates himself. he's smart as hell and he's not afraid to tell his opinion, which are usually compliable. he always messes with his teachers, but they can't help but love him. he is very talented at music, and doesn't think his artistic ideas are good, when really they are amazing.

he's also that guy that you can talk to for hours and is great in bed. not to mention, he is so gorgeous. he is tan, with perfect brown hair and eyes you can get lost in forever. some may say he's an asshole. dont be fooled by his reputation, because all he wants to do is see your smile. he's also opened minded and he loves to joke with people, but when he really likes someone, he will be very cautious since he doesn't want them to think he is an ass. he is not an asshole, though. he can get secretly insecure of what others think but he is very good at hiding it. he can be the nicest guy you will ever meet.

if you suspect an andrew likes you, do not lose him. talk to him, because talking is his forte. he would never turn down a chat, especially if he likes you. if he thinks you dont have interest back, he might move on. or think he has, but he hasn't. cherish him, because he will always be there for you. whatever you do, dont lose him. he's perfection.
girl 1: That guy over there... who is he? he is sexy
girl 2: thats andrew... he is just so hot!
girl 2: he's so much more than that. he brightens my darkest days.

Andrew

Kevininja363 · Answer

“Kevin is just Kevin”

Or

“ An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can make you laugh no matter how sad you are. He's sweet, and kind-hearted. He can be sarcastic, but he gets that from me. He gets scared of non-scary things. His smile is adorable and his laugh is too. He has hair that is really soft, like impossibly soft. He is the best friend a girl could have. He is the kind of guy you can tell anything to, well almost everything. You can just text him for hours on end with out the conversation getting boring, or awkward. He is the life of the party, but when the party is over, he is actually pretty shy. He always cracks a joke when we need it most. He is perfect best-friend material, so if you meet anyone named Kevin, immediately ask him to be your friend. Trust me, it'll be worth it.”

Siri137 · Answer

"Most funny awesome person ever. She is super smart but doesn't like to admit it. She can be tough, but really she's very sweet on the inside! She's a super loyal friend. She doesn't like to dress up very often but she totally rocks the tomboy look. She can make any situation fun with her witty remarks and sarcasm. She is kind of secretive and closed off at times, but she makes an awesome best friend! She loves her family and truly respects her parents, something not found in most people anymore. Did I mention she'd make a great best friend?"

Jazzy54 · Answer

For some reason, I couldn’t do a photo, but anyway, mine is below. Surprisingly, it’s true. 🤭

“A sweet girl who will often put herself down so others may be happy. For the most part she will always appear to be happy, But until you find out what she truly goes through, you will never know who she truly is.”

Phoenix98 · Answer

Evan

Someone who has a beautiful, precious, and caring heart. He is so extremely handsome and can make you easily fall in love with his beautiful eyes, and big smile. When you hug him you immediately feel safe and at home. He makes love the greatest feeling in the world, and never fails to make someone happy. He is the most loving, selfless, kind-hearted, caring, and respectful guy anyone would be lucky enough to know let alone love. This is the type of guy you’d want to be your boyfriend for he has the most respect and shows you off like your his most prized possession. He is inspiring, and strong and unbelievably perfect. Anyone would be lucky enough to know an evan, but if you are able to fall in love with one... get ready for the greatest experience of your life in the most positive and happiest way.

There ya go.

God_of_Thunder · Answer

I wish I was joking, but I'm not, lol. That's legitimately what it says. 🤦‍♂️

Apple1996 · Answer

Whoever wrote mine must have been obsessed with a girl that shares the same name as me 😂 I guess it's accurate description tho

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

Due to person reasons I’m not going to post what Urban Dictionary has to say about me however I like what it says about you. For personal reasons I did REDACT the photo.

Levin · Answer

"the sexiest, smartest thing alive. derived from the bible "" is a walking god. It would be an honor to know someone by this name. Should you ask something of him, he will know the perfect answer. It is for this reason that he is a lady pleaser. Also because he has a slong like a black man down to his knees."

Seems accurate enough.

Kaneki05 · Answer

The fucking greatest person you will ever meet. The greatest fucking body you will ever see. He has the greatest laugh and funniest jokes. He would jump on a grenade to save his friends life.

alice55 · Answer

This ;

... is usually a girl name it means nice, brave, silly and over dramatic can me mature at some times likes to have time for everyone, try’s to enjoy the most out of their childhood

That's a pretty funny definition and I was surprised to find one my name is so rare i thought they would be none definition XD

DancingQueen16 · Answer

It says Gabby is a girl with a big heart who has a sense of humor
A girl that's pretty but doesn't know it
Someone who kind, funny, fun loving and crazy
That sounds a lot like me minus the word crazy because I wouldn't us the word crazy to describe myself

elizamichale1 · Answer

Woww my goodness... i searched my name and it cane out so true to what i am really  Only bit i dont do much is listening to music in rain though

HippieVeganJewslim · Answer

A wise man, an intelligent individual who cares for others instead of himself. He fears Allah occasionaly and commits actions whilst making sure it isn't haram. He smells great, he dresses nice. His only downfall is being too nice.

He loves sport, but he prefers football/basketball or hockey. However, he despises cheaters just like everyone else. For exams , thats a different story.

WhitneySnow · Answer

Beautiful sophisticated girl… seems innocent but has a dirty mind… loves everything and everyone Very accurate lol

PointTaken · Answer

Wow. It didn't find my full name but just my first name.

Results: Wonderful, a strong caring young man with a good head on his shoulders. Handsome, tall, all the girls want him for themselves.

Not sure if I believe it. Lol.

TrillXHippy · Answer

Love is reaching. I like country music. I like certain MMA/UFC Fighters. I love dorkish movies especially on the Hallmark Channel. Dating The Delaneys for example. Not a big Star Wars fan and I don’t like Family Guy. Getting angry is true

jamesgoldman · Answer

Can't say I've ever had anyone disagree with this excluding myself of course

LavLavLuv · Answer

😍😛

andreasderjuengere · Answer

'' An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues''

That's about my last name. Urban dictionary ignores my first name :D

purplepoppy · Answer

Says I'm perfect

petitedollbabee · Answer

Nothing 🤣 my name doesn’t exist on it. I’ve never heard of anyone having the same name as me so it makes sense.

Wise4myage · Answer

Only my last name came up? But I liked what it said, lol. 1. A man of his word  2. Can be very sexual 3. Has a huge Johnson 4. Is very sexy 5. He's a beast in bed 😂

rideorsleep · Answer

"Monika is smart, beautiful and athletic." lol

LiamJHayden · Answer

lol Apparently I am as dense as some of my detractors claim.

On_cloud_wine · Answer

Intimidating, ordinary, outgoing, reserved… lmao I wander if my exes wrote thia

gothbxtch · Answer

huh!! SOME of this is accurate.

HMZ444 · Answer

Stating nothing but facts

Unit1 · Answer

Urban dictionary is pure degeneracy. So are certain internet slangs.

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

An earner on his own separate path to not work for others.

ByCureChris9669 · Answer

I imagine its says im the greatest ever, and super sexy.

call_me_scar · Answer

That I'm the greatest human to ever live

ChiTown33 · Answer

The hell is the urban dictionary?

AllGoodNamesRGone · Answer

Would u mind sliding into dms

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