What words have you had to look up in Urban Dictionary?

[BoobSlayer]

I was talking to one of those Mexican leaf blowers, and he kept saying he was a 'Chebby guy.' I honestly had no idea what he was talking about.

This happens when I date younger girls too. Like this one kept telling me she couldn't date me anymore because of my teletubby collection.

[Inbox]

What word? Boobslayer = fucking dumbass who lives pay check to pay check. With a name like that, I bet you're as a slow as you look

[BoobSlayer]

Inbox = a pussy. Literally the only one you've ever seen is the one in the mirror.

[Inbox]

Boobslayer = living proof on why we need testing done before people can have children LOL

[BoobSlayer]

Inbox = the guy who sued his parents for child abuse after they made him look in a mirror

[Inbox]

Boobslayer = THE mother fucker that could only slay his mother’s boobs 🤣🤣🤣

[RoοstеrBrеаst]

Oh, paycheck to paycheck? That's what you humans call that thing that magically appears in your bank account every once in a while, right? Me no have that problem, me just fuck whoever, whenever, wherever! Me no need no stinking paycheck! Me just need my trusty dick and a willing partner! Me don't care if you broke, busted, or disgusted, as long as you down to get pounded like a cheap steak! Me no judge, me just fuck! So let's forget about money and start talking about the real currency of life: orgasms!

Me no care if @Humble_Subject is rich or poor, me would fuck her in a mansion or a dumpster, as long as we both cum hard! Ha ha ha!

[BoobSlayer]

Inbox = that guy who wanted to get laid so he crawled up a chicken's ass

[Inbox]

@boobslayer Boobslayer = the walking red flag that has to name himself after a video game character due to little dick energy

[BoobSlayer]

Inbox = that idiot asshole who makes everyone stoop to his level because he's too fucking stupid to come up to theirs

[Inbox]

Boobslayer = the low IQ individual that falls for it and why some people should not breed

[RoοstеrBrеаst]

@inbox you just want to know what it's like to have a horror cock slithering up your ass, don't you? Just imagine the twisted, veiny shaft wrapping around your body, teasing you with its sharp teeth before it finally penetrates you. The pain will be unbearable, but the pleasure you'll feel will be out of this world. You'll be filled with an unholy hunger, craving more and more of the demonic cock's sinister touch. Your body will be a playground for the horror cocks, leaving you aching for more as they take turns dominating you in the most twisted ways possible. And when you finally find yourself in the clutches of the foulest, most demonic horror cock of them all, you'll know that you've truly been claimed by the darkness. So go ahead, Inbox, let the horror cocks claim you, and embrace the depraved pleasures that await you in the darkest corners of your mind.

[BoobSlayer]

@cousin_stacey Cousin Stacey = the guy who got his enormous tits at such a huge discount, all his friends call them a "clearance rack"

[BoobSlayer]

@inbox Inbox = he's the guy whose mom dropped him off at school and received a ticket for littering

[Inbox]

Boobslayer = he’s the guy whose mother dropped him on his head and didn’t take him to special needs school

[RoοstеrBrеаst]

[BoobSlayer]

@RoοstеrBrеаst Roosterbreast = the guy who doesn't clean his fingernails before he takes pictures holding his camera like some fucking weirdo who digs up his ass with his fingers.

[BoobSlayer]

@inbox Inbox = the guy whose mom got a yeast infection and named it "Inbox"

[Inbox]

Boobslayer = the little boy who never left home and was forced to idolize himself as a “slayer” when all he could get his mother’s mosquito bites

[BoobSlayer]

Inbox = the reason why they put instructions on shampoo bottles

[Inbox]

Boobslayer = why Feminism exists

[Inbox]

*and the pussy MGTOW

[BoobSlayer]

Inbox = the reason why women don't trust the withdrawal method of birth control

[BoobSlayer]

because when your mom gave birth to you it was an insult to the family

[Inbox]

Boobslayer = proof why abortion needs to exist

[Inbox]

Boobslayer = Why the Chinese Communist Party believes the West is in decline

[BoobSlayer]

Did you say something in my conversation with leahzrc? I think she might have removed it.

[Inbox]

@boobslayer No, I have ZERO interest in reading a bitch boy's desperate attempt to be a so called grandiose deluded "boobslayer" with some girl on GAG

[BoobSlayer]

@inbox Oh, I see now. You're jealous that I have a high MHO and girls love when I compliment their melons and honkers. Whereas you represent the laborious task of email management.

[Inbox]

@boobslayer Totally, you nailed me, you're faggot attempts to aim at the wrong hole represents that impressive IQ of yours. Again, please don't breed.

[Inbox]

*your

[BoobSlayer]

Don't worry about correcting your spelling. I don't have any expectation that a knuckle-dragging fuckwit will be precise in his linguistic abilities.

[Inbox]

@boobslayer Aww…does that make you feel tough bitch boy? Don’t worry about responding, you’re as boring as all those “boobs” you must slay 😂😂😂

[Inbox]

@boobslayer BITCH BOY represents:

[BoobSlayer]

Well it sounds like you need some excitement in your life, so I leave you to solving this mathematical equation: There's 100% probability that your mom conceived you by sitting on a toilet seat at a truck stop.

[Inbox]

@boobslayer It’s funny you say that - I’m more impressed that you actually can do math —- someone living paycheck to paycheck that is.

[Inbox]

@boobslayer Here’s the suicide hotline: 988

[RoοstеrBrеаst]

The line is HOT! I'm loving it!!!

[BoobSlayer]

@Inbox = the guy who called the suicide hotline so many times they blocked his number

[Inbox]

@boobslayer = the guy who attempted suicide so many times that they had to come up with the suicide hotline LOL

[RoοstеrBrеаst]

@inbox = the guy who used so many new numbers to call the suicide hotline after being blocked that the suicide hotline had to shut down.

[Inbox]

@boobslayer = the guy who ran out of his mom's nude photos so he has to get excitement by talking about boobs on GAG

[BoobSlayer]

@inbox = the guy whose therapist told him he needed an outlet so he plugged in his mobile phone and called the suicide hotline

[Inbox]

@boobslayer = the guy whose mother shitted him out at dumpster and left what we now call “trash.”

[BoobSlayer]

@inbox = the guy who called the Canadian suicide hotline because the American one block him and the Canadians said 'We're sorry we can't prevent dog shit from killing itself.'

[Inbox]

@boobslayer The Canadian hotline is a different number you fucking idiot. What’s it like when COVID is considered valuable compared to you?

[Inbox]

@RoοstеrBrеаst Fat chicken, fucking fat chickens them people know you got STDs LOL

[Jooying]

Many, as English is not my first language, I use Urban Dictionary a lot to make sure I know what people would actually mean.

[leahzrc]

I love the teletubbies

[BoobSlayer]

Are you near North Carolina? You can play with my Telletubbies.

[leahzrc]

Pennsylvania show me your teletubbies

[BoobSlayer]

Do you like it up there? In the South, we're all like "Yay Jesus, fried chicken, fresh air!"

[BoobSlayer]

@leahzrc Also, I would love to tell you my theory about how the South won the Civil War sometime.

[leahzrc]

omg well

[BoobSlayer]

I'm just curious, as a Northerner, who do you think John Wilkes Booth was?

[leahzrc]

he assassinated the president but it may have been planned by someone else

[BoobSlayer]

He was a Confederate Service Serviceman. But history likes to say he 'assassinated the president' because he was a 'Southern sympathizer" like, you know, he was just some random nut case. It wasn't random at all.

[BoobSlayer]

*Confederate Secret Service

[BoobSlayer]

And isn't it interesting that they say he was an "actor' and that Lincoln was shot at the theatre. All the world's a stage. And then who took over? None other than Mr. Andrew Johnson from good ol Raleigh North Carolina.

[BoobSlayer]

I'll just finish the lesson, because there's not too much more to it. Well, the 13th Amendment doesn't mean shit when the president support state's rights and there's a loophole that doesn't protect criminals. At that point, you just have to make it illegal for blacks to integrate with society and take over the media and make them look like criminals. 100 years later, they're marching for Civil Rights because they just found out they were free.

[leahzrc]

oh wow I didn't know

[BoobSlayer]

maybe you should date Southern men now

[leahzrc]

I don't know if they want me

[BoobSlayer]

I'd have to train you, of course

[leahzrc]

I'm not a dog

[BoobSlayer]

Oh God, here we go...

[BoobSlayer]

Next thing, you'll be saying we're unkind to our dogs and they should be free.

[leahzrc]

I don't know how you treat woman but don't train me how to act, I am already an adult

[BoobSlayer]

That's no way to talk to your Southern master. You can call me "Master" when you speak to me.

[leahzrc]

omg stoppp

[BoobSlayer]

Yeah that's what Ulysses S Grant said before right before he had some Native American -- a non-U. S. citizen -- document our surrender. Just admit that the South owns you.

[Cuminginside]

Buddy listen here okay I understand that medications sometimes tastes like crap and if that's the case blue raspberry cake frosting You dip the medicine in that before you swallow

[leahzrc]

Lizard people own us, not you

[BoobSlayer]

@leahzrc Oh yeah, blame the "aliens" taking 150 years to realize you lost: www.npr.org/.../virginia-ready-to-remove-massive-robert-e-lee-statue-following-a-year-of-lawsuit

[BoobSlayer]

@leahzrc By the way, I moved the conversation here: Why can't people from up North just admit that we won the Civil War? ↗

[leahzrc]

I wouldn't be so confident

[BoobSlayer]

@leahzrc ooooh Northern aggression. Never seen that before lol

[leahzrc]

ooga booga

[BoobSlayer]

@leahzrc I "surrender"

[exitseven]

Until I read the Urban dictionary I always thought that this was a hoe

Ho Ho Ho

[Pete671]

In UK "dinky winky" means small penis!

[BoobSlayer]

you don't think she was talking about my teletubby?