Your NEW slave - what will you do with it?

[Anonymous]

Your doorbell rings and there's a life-sized box on your doorstep. It's your new slave, complete with a certificate of ownership. What will you do with it?

[dustybiker2]

I'm disinterested in having another do for me. If I can't do it myself I am already dead.

[lorenzomichael]

I make it clean the garage wash and wax the fucking cars and my truck and then Id pimp it out to the neighbors. in three days I’ll have to call in the warranty because that son of a bitch will be malfunctioning.

[sawno]

Robotic slave i'd see whatever it can do and be amazed at the technology, human slave i'd set free.

[TacosRAwesome]

Well it can start with cleaning the windows. Then the out of reach spots around the house. I'll probably send it out once work is done as I'm happy living alone.

[andreasderjuengere]

... introduce the new one to my other slaves?

[JonCobretti]

First things first, tie her up all over.. blindfold and Gag

[StudyingAuthor]

Am I allowed to answer?

[Asker]

The moderators moved this to the Technology category...

[StudyingAuthor]

I know what category this should be in but... I'm wondering if I'm allowed to answer.

[Asker]

I assume so, if it's a Technology question

[StudyingAuthor]

Well... now it's down to rather it's a male o female. lol, but the main thing for either gender is to tie them up fist.

[Asker]

I'm telling your Mother.

[Asker]

j/k But I do want my novel

[StudyingAuthor]

Haha, please don't tell ma mere. But sure... I can give you some uncompleted manuscripts if you want one now.

[DrPepper12]

Liberate him or her unless its a robot.

[exitseven]

is it a male or female?

[Asker]

The moderators put this in the Technology category, so I guess you can configure it.

[exitseven]

its a robot?

[Asker]

I assume so

[exitseven]

If that is the case it can do an oil chjange on my wife's car for starters.

[summiter]

I would return it

[Anonymous]

He came in a box?