I bought a Samsung phone, and the salesman was really nice. But his sales pitch was a bit off. He told me I could use the Samsung while taking a shower. He also told me that that particular phone would work great while underwater.
I admired his enthusiasm, but I canβt really think of an instance where I would want to make a phone call while I underwater.
The Jaws movie comes to mind, But even if I could make that call deep in the ocean, what would the response time to be for my rescuers?
A comedian talked about a flight that he once took. He said that he was 30,000 feet above the bearing sea. But he was reassured by the flight attendant, that in case of a plane crash in freezing water, his seat cushion would double as a buoyancy device. She further reassured that each cushion had a whistle attached to it.
So screw the Samsung smart phone, just get yourself a nice whistle.
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I bought a Samsung phone, and the salesman was really nice. But his sales pitch was a bit off. He told me I could use the Samsung while taking a shower. He also told me that that particular phone would work great while underwater.
I admired his enthusiasm, but I canβt really think of an instance where I would want to make a phone call while I underwater.
The Jaws movie comes to mind, But even if I could make that call deep in the ocean, what would the response time to be for my rescuers?
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A comedian talked about a flight that he once took. He said that he was 30,000 feet above the bearing sea. But he was reassured by the flight attendant, that in case of a plane crash in freezing water, his seat cushion would double as a buoyancy device. She further reassured that each cushion had a whistle attached to it.
So screw the Samsung smart phone, just get yourself a nice whistle.
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He had the audience laughing their asses off, and all whistling.
He talked about how loud those Coast Guard planes are and the odds of them hearing your whistle. ππ
I wish I was lying.. but my phone literally dropped in the toilet this morning
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Hope it survived the swim! π
I dropped mine into the bathroom sink that was full of water. I snatched it up so fast it didn't even get wet. 😏
Atta boy! π