Who gets to the moon first?

[exitseven]

I hope it is Jeff Bezos. I would love to see the first rocket to the moon to be a giant penis.

Elon Musk

Jeff Bezos

[AviatorTom]

It's most likely gonna be this guy...

Zhang Kejian, Director of the China National Space Administration

FYI, Blue Origin's rocket that would go to the moon looks like this...

Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket

... not the penis-shaped New Shepard

[exitseven]

truly diappointing.

[AviatorTom]

@exitseven I'm all in favor of reducing waste, eliminating fraud and improving efficiency in government, but that's what happens when NASA's budget is destroyed. 😫

[AngryCarl2]

It's a trick question. The answer is Neil Armstrong.

[exitseven]

DING-DING-DING

[AngryCarl2]

Thanks for MHO!

[eninytxis]

Yep. Back in 1969.

[katiesmuff]

Maybe they could go together and never return and their fortunes spread across America much like the money distributed during covid!

[eninytxis]

I like Jeff Bezos. He's a good man. But I definitely agree about Elon Musk. Fuck him. He's an antivaxxer conservative. And her completely ruined Twitter.

[purplepoppy]

I hope Musk gets there first. And hopefully he stays there.

[RedTiefling]

He'll be fine, he can live in that car he shot into space

[Chazmatazz269]

🤣🤣🤣

[hafinjun]

Ok id vote for him with that stipulation

[RandomGirl42]

Whoever gets there first will get some good sales!

[Steak_D_Bone]

Dayum you ask a lot of questions. You already have Master Status... there is nothing to gain now. lolz.

The answer to your question though... it's me. I'll get to the moon before all of these retards.

[FunkyMonkee]

We did!! About 55 years ago!!
By the time that gets to the moon, only the head of the dick will be there. Most likely, it'll just be whatever's inside the head, not the full head, itself.

[msc545]

I don't think anybody except maybe these two guys really gives a shit.

[exitseven]

I am pretty excited about going to Mars.

[msc545]

We've already been to the moon, and it wasn't particularly exciting. Maybe Mars will be better; I sure hope so.

[strateguy632]

Like amazon delivery to moon, double meaning.

[FreyaRed]

Meanwhile i think it's Jeff.
After Elon sided with Yellow Monkey and performed "Reichsgruß" in the public, i thought he doesn't have mental capacity to bring humanity to moon and to mars.

[DryGermanGuy]

Explain to me why there is a need to go back to the moon, anyway? Did we forget to clean up after the last visit or something? 🤔

[Kelly6]

Exactly my thought

[Awesomesauce2005]

Another question that should be asked, is it even possible to go to the moon?

[sage2021]

I am curious why we haven't been to the moon since the 60's and now they want to go again.🤷🏼‍♀️

[sage2021]

I said Elon Musk

[exitseven]

We have the technology to make money from going to the moon now.

[RedTiefling]

Niether, I'd prefer they stop testing rockets over people's houses.

[DrPepper12]

The Chinese will have the first permanent base. Count on it.

[exitseven]

The problem with a rocket built in China is that on one of the fins there will be a little label on it that will say "Made In China".

[OlderAndWiser]

I think Musk has a head start in this race.

[Xawyx-2]

Probably Musk, he has a bit more money.

[eninytxis]

Already have. First time was in 1969.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Bezos likely has a five-centimetre (two-inch) p*nis.

[hafinjun]

When you put it like that!!

[chickychickyparmparm]

Elon is heading for Mars.

[Simslover92]

Elon Musk for sure

[WonderingManII]

Elon Musk.

[TonyMetal___86]

The rocket d*ck of jeff bezos 🤣🤣