Would you like to visit the Central Asian Dictatorship of Turkmenistan?

[ZeussLightningBolt]

YES, I WOULD (AS IS)

NO, I WOULDN'T

YES, but not under the current regime

[the-mad-german]

Nope

1. Its a muslim country
2. They dont really want tourists there
3. smoking is completely illegal there

[RyanEC]

Not under the current government.
The totalitarianism is similar to North Korea.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Not as brutal, but still pretty bad and travel is heavily restricted.
I even heard only government officials and employees of government agencies are allowed to live in the capitals.

[RyanEC]

It might not be as bad as the former leader.
Turkmen Bashie named cities and months after himself and his family.
And he had a golden statue of himself in the capital that always faced the sun.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

I know. He even made school children recite poems that were about HIM
Did you see this documentary?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNJS2-Zv-Tc

[RyanEC]

Yeah I saw that.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

I saw it too. It had good information

[RyanEC]

Thanks for MHO.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

sure

[anmari2001]

I would if I could see this volcano

[ZeussLightningBolt]

It's a crater of natural gass

[anmari2001]

I love natural gass but only under the blanket

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Okay. That's kind of a gross thing for a girl to say

[ZeussLightningBolt]

I'm never sharing a bed or blanket with you

[anmari2001]

Okey but it's not good to hold back, let it go

[ZeussLightningBolt]

That's what my mom says. She says it's unhealthy to hold it in

[anmari2001]

MHOO😋yum yum

[StingRayxoxo]

Man, that crater looks awesome.

[StingRayxoxo]

Thanks for the MHO

[ZeussLightningBolt]

You're welcome

[Logorithim]

I cede Central Asia to the suzerainty of Zeuss in return for East Asia.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Maybe Mongolia

[Logorithim]

Nah... not a fair trade

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Why not? Mongolia is East Asia.

[Logorithim]

Turkmenistan doesn't interest me

[blondfrog]

All I know is that any country or region ending in "istan" is a bad country
Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, Kurdistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, etc.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Okay, that's actually kind of true.

[Anonymous]

I'd go but I'd have to wear sunglasses the whole time so they don't catch me checking out all the babes. :D

[ZeussLightningBolt]

The babes wouldn't mind, but their men and government might

[Opinion Owner]

yeah, exactly. I'm not used to a government that tries to regulate where my eyes can and can not look. If I see a hot girl, I look out of instinct. But I don't wanna die. :o lol

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Same. LOL

[CaptainSmartass]

Nope. I much prefer Europe. It's far safer here...

Simples...

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Actually, Turkmenistan is actually a lot safer than Europe

[CaptainSmartass]

Only if you don't accidentally say or do the wrong thing...

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Pretty much, YES.
That's why there's virtually no crime

[GuidoThePizzaMaker]

Another islamic country ay?
yeah I would visit, but only if there was a damn good reason too lol!
like someone close to me moved there or a great job opportunity

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Not possible. The country rarely even allows tourists.
It's not really "Islamic". It's pretty secular

[GuidoThePizzaMaker]

What a mind fuck lol, they wouldn't even allow me lol!
I am rolling laughing.

For some reason I want to visit even more now! Maybe its those ladies lol

[ZeussLightningBolt]

What's your citizenship?
It's not like you CAN'T get in. It's just extremely difficult. And you have to stick your approved schedule and itinerary.
I agree, I kind of wanna visit too. LOL

[GuidoThePizzaMaker]

I am an American citizen

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Okay yeah. Good luck getting in.

[GuidoThePizzaMaker]

It looks like a middle eastern North Korea, in photos, it has all these big ol' monuments.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Pretty much

[Anonymous]

i dont even want to live in my current country. this whole world has gone to hell

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Which country?

[Opinion Owner]

The u. s.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

I don't wanna live here either
It's not even because of Donny

[Opinion Owner]

For me it's donny and his entire family. THEY NEED TO GO

[Makarinas]

You are crazy. United States is the beautiful country but not NewYork city.
Why don't you live in U. S? It's clear I wonder..

[ZeussLightningBolt]

@Makarinas I agree on New York

Political correctness
Affirmative actions
Privileges for illegals
Homelessness
Discrimination against straight white Conservative men
Mass shootings
Poor health care and education system
Dumb laws
No rights, protection of help for normal people

[Makarinas]

NewYork fucked up place..

[ZeussLightningBolt]

@Makarinas Los Angeles is also bad. And Chicago, Houston, Detroit, Miami and St. Luis.

[BeHappy1985]

Not really, any place with a dictator sounds like a great place to get killed for no reason.

[Arcana-Imperii]

Not unless I had some kind of business there.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Impossible

[Arcana-Imperii]

... I suppose you're right.

[AcidT0y]

I don't know a lot about it so probably not

[ZeussLightningBolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNJS2-Zv-Tc

Now you will

[NovissimumVirorum]

They have cleanest prostitutes in Central Asia

[ZeussLightningBolt]

"Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region. Except of course for Turk me nis ta ahahah an's"

[Nadim171]

Maybe... why isn't it part of Turkey toug?

[ZeussLightningBolt]

I don't know
.

[SexyAshh]

Omg yes that looks so cool!

[Busee]

why not

[ZeussLightningBolt]

'Cuz it's a corrupt dictatorship and you can get arrested for looking at Someone the wrong way

[Busee]

Oh shit. I read that it's forbidden to have black cars in that country. cuz it causes image pollution. I've never heard anything more silly than that.

I didn't know that lol

[ZeussLightningBolt]

REALLY?
I didn't know that.
OMG

[Busee]

Unfortunately yes 😐

[ZeussLightningBolt]

That's actually kind of funny.
Kyrgyzstan is really interesting and visa free, but there's al-Qaida people and radical Islamists there.

[Busee]

They are provoking kyrgyzs because they know that kyrgyzs hate China

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Who's provoking Kyrgyzstan people?

[Busee]

Isis militants

[ZeussLightningBolt]

JESUS! That's not good.
Central Asia was always safe, but few months ago some ISIS people killed four Western cyclists in Tajikistan. I think one was American, one was Canadian and the other two were European.

This was first report of terrorists targeting foreigners in the country, and makes me question whether ANY country that has Muslims is safe.

Even Bosnia people join ISIS.

[Busee]

isis is a virus. Why do people want to join the army of isis. I don't understand that

[Busee]

by the way, i bought this book today. I will improve my English during the summer break lol

https ://ibb. co/Gnw3JnM

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Most of the young people who join ISIS are unemployed, and ISIS offers an opportunity to do something with their lives.
A lot of these young people are brainwashed by radical Imams and also raised from a very young age to hate the West.

I can't open the link, but good luck with that. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help. :)

[Busee]

Thanksss
in fact, I've been a member of this site to improve my English 😅 cuz I don't have the opportunity to use English in daily life.

only when a tourist asks me directions lol

[ZeussLightningBolt]

I think that's why most Turks are on this site.
It's funny though because they hate my country, but they sure love speaking it's language.
I was actually surprised to hear that so few people in Turkey speak English. And the ones who do, speak it poorly. I only know ONE Turkish girl who is fluent in English.

You live in Antalya, right?

[Busee]

if a Turk speaks English fluently most of turks react her/him like "WOWW" 🤣🤣

there are many reasons for this. but English is the world language.

I won't learn Japanese for a Japanese tourist
I won't learn Arabic for a Arab tourist etc.
then everyone should learn English.

Yes, antalya

[ZeussLightningBolt]

I agree. But try getting that through to the French and Japanese.
I used to support them, but not anymore.
If you want to live there, ABSOLUTELY.
But if you're only visiting for a couple weeks as a tourist, then NO. A few common phrases won't hurt, but they can't expect tourists to know the language of every country they're traveling to.

English is the spoken in more than half of the world's countries, even in countries where it isn't the official language.

[Busee]

I have nothing to do for them. Unfortunately... lol

[Makarinas]

Turks usually don't like speak English
There is a version named the Kızlarsoruyor. com. tr. However, I hang out here. There are troll and unnecessary people a lot in Kızlarsoruyor that's why I decided to hang out here. I am happy here for hang out. Good that is I met you
I have a mistake , I am sorry for that.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

@Makarinas That's where all the Turkish trolls come from

[Makarinas]

Noooo

[Wetdiick100]

buse özelacil

[Busee]

@Wetdiick100 GET OUT!

[Wetdiick100]

Ayıp ya mk

[Busee]

@Wetdiick100 Aptal herif. Ks'dan kaçtık buraya geldik burda da kurtuluş yok. Min. IQ sınırı gelse de giremeseniz şu siteye.

[Wetdiick100]

Ne Ks si? Mk

[Makarinas]

@Wetdiick100 sen bir trolsün

[Wetdiick100]

@Makarinas Özel gel bi

[Makarinas]

@Wetdiick100 DEFOL !

[Wetdiick100]

@Makarinas Korkma kız

[dublin_sexyeyes0]

Be better than visiting the Toralitarian USA

[dublin_sexyeyes0]

*totalitarian

[ZeussLightningBolt]

I hope you're not being serious

[ZeussLightningBolt]

I hope that's just Irish humor

[HeyThere94]

Another religious shithole?

It should be destroyed and replace by an Atheist country

[ZeussLightningBolt]

It's not really a shithole and isn't that religious either.
It's just extremely corrupt

[Secret6620]

Looks cool but no.

[PoohBoy38]

No! Cause Turkmenistan is dangerous!

[ZeussLightningBolt]

It actually isn't.
Just don't break the laws

[AkshiJanjua]

do they follow sharia law

[ZeussLightningBolt]

I don't think so.
Turkmenistan is actually pretty secular, and there is separation of church and state.

[AkshiJanjua]

still no not much interested in their culture lol

[ZeussLightningBolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3qpHGJFC4