Do you have a preference for where you sit on an airplane?

[bigpauly]

I love window seat so I can see the views 🏔

[PrettyPriya]

You can't see out the window @boosterseat. I think the more appropriate place would be on your travel companions lap. That is how they do it with little kids. It saves on fare as well. Most airlines still consider that one fare and not two.

If you go check, you will see the rules for bringing a child or small adult (though I don't think the directly mention small adult) on most carriers websites.

Just make sure you are not in an emergency row where you would have to assist people off the plane in case of emergency. I am guessing you would be required to reach the emergency handle of the door.

If it is truly an emergency, you don't want to lose any time. Also, don't want people stepping on you because they couldn't see you. Might be appropriate to carry a whistle with you to warn others of their proximity to you. Happy flights!

[Blackcupcake]

I AM DEAAAAAAAAD

[Blackcupcake]

@ashleywonders this is a masterpiece🤣🤣

[bigpauly]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg you just killed me

[PrettyPriya]

🤣🤣🤣

[PrettyPriya]

@Agape93 thoughts?

[Agape93]

It's ok ill take him! I'll even let him watch Shrek on the little monitor. You ready little guy?

[Blackcupcake]

LMFAOOOO

[PrettyPriya]

@Agape93 🤣🤣🤣 lmfaooooooooo...

[Agape93]

Want apple juice little @bigpauly? I have a sippy cup!

[PrettyPriya]

OMG... the SIPPY CUP!! 🤣

[bigpauly]

@Agape93 🤣
Look here, I’m not some little kid!

Umm Which Shrek did you have in mind? 👀

[Agape93]

Awwwew which one do you want to watch little guy! Want me to bounce you on my knee during the previews?

[bigpauly]

@Agape93 ooh you can’t go wrong with the first one! I mean, hey I don’t need to sit on any one’s lap 😠

[Blackcupcake]

LMFAOO I’m actually dying here

[Agape93]

Oh you're absolutely right! Let's get you a booster and some Mac n cheese, so the airplane spoon can feed you!

[PrettyPriya]

@Agape93 HAHAHAHAHA... here comes the airplane into the hanger!!

[Agape93]

Coming in for a landing! After this, chicken nuggies!

[bigpauly]

@Agape93 I don’t need a booster either! And I can feed myself! 😩

[PrettyPriya]

@Agape93 wonder if we can get those little pilot wing stickers they give to the little ones?

[Agape93]

Oh for sure! And a gold star for being so good!

[bigpauly]

@Agape93 @PrettyPriya 😑

[Agape93]

Awww you don't want a gold star?

[PrettyPriya]

@Agape93 He wants to see the cockpit with the other little ones!

[bigpauly]

@Agape93 🙄 can you just hand me the Mac n cheese already?

[Agape93]

Ok! Vrooooooom vroooooooooom! Coming in for a landing! Open wide!

[bigpauly]

@Agape93 no! I meant hand me the whole
*gets spoon full shoved in mouth
😒

[Agape93]

There's a good boy!

[Blackcupcake]

LMFAO

[Blackcupcake]

@Agape93 can I pet him?

[Blackcupcake]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake Maybe he needs one of those kids leashes that you strap to him and then clip to yourself. Airports are big and scary.

[Agape93]

Go ahead!

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao… yes!!! and he’s also a wild child so gotta keep him on a leash!

[Agape93]

It's ok:) if he misbehaves I'll drop him a few times until he learns:)

[Blackcupcake]

LMFAO!!!

[Agape93]

Lol it's true! They always get quiet after the 3rd one :)

[bigpauly]

I’m not some kid, pet or showy attraction! 😩🏃‍♂️

[Agape93]

Oh of course not, you're my little man!

[PrettyPriya]

I'm enjoying the show.

[bigpauly]

@Agape93 lmao damn

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya me too!!!

[Agape93]

Lol who wants a nursery rhyme!

[PrettyPriya]

What is your next question @bigpauly. Just want to be ready. I can start a draft of my opinion so it is perfect by the time you ask.

[bigpauly]

@Agape93 you don’t mean that as some term for little kid, do you? 🧐

[Blackcupcake]

@Agape93 LMFAO… it’ll be about how long you’re willing to have him on your lap so he can find someone else fo hold him when you’re too busy to babysit🤣

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya lmao I don't know yet. If I decide before I ask I’ll self destruct and pm you

[Agape93]

Want to hear it? :) it's a good lesson on why one should be a well behaved little man :)

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake ugh I don’t need anyone holding me!

[bigpauly]

@Agape93 😒 whatever go ahead.

[Agape93]

Wonderful!

There lived a crooked man, who made a crooked deal.
He kept a crooked cane, and his catch in crooked creel.
He stole a crooked child, who cried a crooked squeal.
And that crooked little man was broken on the wheel.

[bigpauly]

@Agape93 😂😂 this would give me nightmares as a kid

[Agape93]

And you'd behave :)

[bigpauly]

@Agape93 you’re crazy lol

[Agape93]

I prefer the term, alternatively exciting 😀

[Blackcupcake]

@Agape93 LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Agape93]

Lol.

[bigpauly]

@Agape93 lmao I’d give you that

[PrettyPriya]

Look at this thread. 😂 and no backup again. All while #teamcakes grows stronger.

[Agape93]

Lmao she knows I want to eat her cake

...

I mean what I said lol but gotta put the baby to bed first

[MaxRobespierre]

@PrettyPriya you got a woman being racist and misandrist against black men, and her question is featured. Are you going to let it sit there like you usually do or you gonna actually do something about it?

Why do I get so much hate because I date outside my race? ↗

[Blackcupcake]

@MaxRobespierre there absolutely no reason for you to be disrespectful here, @PrettyPriya works hard and long to make sure this place is safe and welcoming for everyone and if she missed anything, it’s because she was busy taking care of a mess somewhere else on GaG.

[bigpauly]

@MaxRobespierre she spends most of her time here putting out fires. If you see one that hasn’t been addressed why don’t you just tag her or another mod on that question?

[Blackcupcake]

@bigpauly awww is this the first time we’re team working? hahaha

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake lmao.
It’s like in comic books when the hero’s team up with their rival villains to take out a more powerful villainous threat. Ok I’ll shut up before I ruin the moment with neediness 😶🤓

[Blackcupcake]

@bigpauly lmfao!!! *temporary high five*

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake 😂
*looks up
Ummm, I can’t reach that 😕

[Blackcupcake]

@bigpauly lmfao… are you on our team now? cause you’re bullying yourself

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake lmao damn. It does look like that. I mean
*high fives back!
👀

[Blackcupcake]

I’m deaaaad🤣🤣

[PrettyPriya]

I don't take kindly to the disrespectful comment and tone. You haven't the slightest clue what it is like to be a moderator and being pulled in a hundred directions. I cannot possibly review every post or even see every one.

I reviewed the question. It does not violate any terms of service or rules of the site. Just what do you believe it is violating might I ask. I also do way more than you think. So, that is unfair to assume that I do not help the site.

[Ashleywonders]

This was quite a saga! Hahahahaha

[Blackcupcake]

AHAHAHAHA

[PrettyPriya]

Superb Opinion. Pauly might as well just get it over with and give me MHO so he can get more Xper when it is inevitably a SO choice.

[Ashleywonders]

Yes! That’s his best option at this point. Haha

[WonderBell99]

@PrettyPriya I did not expect this from you!! This is too much. 😭

[PrettyPriya]

@NathanDavis 👀

[NathanDavis]

@PrettyPriya lmao... double the trouble

[PrettyPriya]

@NathanDavis lucky me didn’t tag an actual user. Just a mini one.

[PrettyPriya]

GaG algorithm strikes again #TEAMCAKES

[Blackcupcake]

🥳🥳🥳🥳

[musicbrain5]

Any seat that offers A LOT of leg room, with no child kicking the back of the seat, and no idiot in front reclining their seat so far that it turns into a damn bed.

[bigpauly]

You sound like someone with long legs, lol.

[musicbrain5]

I’m 6’1” so yes.

[bigpauly]

Ah I see. We are complete opposites. I guess I’m glad I will always have space on a plane.

[musicbrain5]

You are very lucky honestly.

[bigpauly]

Yay team midgets lol.

[andreasderjuengere]

As it happens, I had two 'domestic' flights during the last two days.

The only ''window seat'' that I'm interested in would be in a single seater or in a 2-seater.

All other flights: give me an agreeable seat-neighbour, and I don't care to ''sit'' anywhere.

[bigpauly]

Have you had bad neighbors on flights in the past?

[andreasderjuengere]

Yes I did :D - noisy people; armrest thieves :D; boring conversation initiators; toilet huggers; fat people (requiring some of my own seating space); ...
as just some examples.

[bigpauly]

Oh I see. I guess I’ve been lucky.

[andreasderjuengere]

yes 😎

[Guy13]

I prefer an aisle seat for legs but I really prefer the cheapest seat I can find even if stuck by a person who needs 2 seats… unless 20-24 hour flight. Fortunately, never has the oversized for seat passenger as neighbor on long flight.

[Paris13]

Window Seat which is Sweet!!! I have Lucked a Few Times on This. xxoo

[bigpauly]

You really can’t beat it!

[Paris13]

Ahh, The Cat's Meow!!! xxoo

[Screenwriter]

I'm all about a window seat. Never in the middle. Though I can see the usefulness of being on the aisle, all that traffic up and down past me is annoying, and so is people climbing over me. Window seat eliminates both of these issues.

[Fireguy17]

I like a window seat where the window is back just a bit.
Then my shoulder fits in it.
I have a football player build, all upper body, so I take up a lot of space.
Otherwise I have to sit all scrunched up.
Which is not fun on any flight.

[Blueeyes81]

Aisle. I'm 6'3 and need to be able to stretch my legs. Having my knees crammed against the seat in front of me is no fun.

[bigpauly]

That makes sense lol

[msc545]

First or second row, starboard side, aisle seat on short flights, exit door window seat on longer flights.

[PrettyPriya]

Is there a reason for those choices. Curious is all. I don’t require much room. Pauly even less so.

Just never thought of a “strategy” for seating.

[msc545]

@PrettyPriya I like being toward the front so I can get off fast, and the starboard side just feels better to me.

[PrettyPriya]

@msc545 Ah! That makes sense. I don’t like waiting either. I was fortunate enough to fly business class on the last flight I took.

For my size I could almost run laps in my seating area.

[msc545]

@PrettyPriya are you that short?

[PrettyPriya]

@msc545 sadly yes. I’m 5’2” if I cheat. (Shhh, don’t tell)

[msc545]

@PrettyPriya Ah, you are "fun size" ! I won't tell!

[PrettyPriya]

@msc545 Yes! That is the way I like to describe it. Fun. What I lack in height, I make up in personality and noise.

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya lmao you had to throw me under the bus nonchalantly

[msc545]

@PrettyPriya I really think you do reading your stuff here!

[PrettyPriya]

@msc545 thanks! I try to be laid back as much as they allow it.

@bigpuala I’d just stuff you in the overhead compartment. Another solution for one fare. You are what is called “carry-on”.

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya lmfao! You can’t reach up there anyway!

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly two words. Flight attendant.

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya 😂😂 one of these days I swear

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly Unlikely. Certainly not today. 🙃

[msc545]

I read like a lunatic for work, so...

[PrettyPriya]

@msc545 well, if I bring a laugh, smile or any other joy to a user, I’ve done my job. 🙂

[msc545]

@PrettyPriya Indeed. I find myself laughing and smiling at your posts here every day that I read them!

[PrettyPriya]

@msc545 that’s great! I don’t want to be that uptight mod. That is nooooo fun.

[msc545]

@PrettyPriya wait... you are... a mod? I will be certain to be properly repectful!

[msc545]

oops - *respectful!

[PrettyPriya]

@msc545 yes, an Uber mod. You’ve always been respectful so no worries there.

Admin lets my antics slide because I’m so good at what I do here. I cannot imagine how many times my name has come up in meetings. 😬

[msc545]

@PrettyPriya My cat Allister attends those meetings, and he says if you will let him post unlimited cat stuff, he will tell you what goes on and how often your name is mentioned and all that.

[PrettyPriya]

@msc545 🤣🤣🤣

[xJeremyx]

You will almost never find me on a plane alone. I will be more than happy to be seated anywhere as long as I have good company.

[Prettygurl12]

I prefer the window and luckily for me, my husband prefers the isle.

[FunkyMonkee]

Yes, the stewardesses lap! Or, she can sit in my lap and we can just talk about the first thing that pops up!

[D_Bone_Steak]

Window for sure... the view never gets old for me.

[TacosRAwesome]

Window if alone. I end up in middle seat when with company because I usually sleep on the plane and hate having someone leaning over me.

[KrakenAttackin]

Yup, board early so I can get overhead bin space, put my bag several rows I front of my assigned seat (dick move, I know), and get an aisle seat.

[dustybiker]

Pilot seat! 😎

[bigpauly]

Only pilot Id trust!

[dustybiker]

@bigpauly Awe 🤗 Handy for hasty escapes.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker I'll take over if you get tired 😉

[bigpauly]

Heck yea 🤗

@sirderpsalot123 lord help us all

[sirderpsalot123]

@bigpauly 😒

[bigpauly]

@sirderpsalot123 😂😂

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 I’ll keep that in mind.. and be sure I’m fully rested.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker You would have to let me help because I would be handcuffed to you.

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 I thought we dealt with that handcuff fetish of yours?

[sirderpsalot123]

Dustybiker Nope

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 Who do we know here that is good at hiding bodies… I just need a hand.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker hiding dead bodies is another fetish of mine.

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 I never said anything about dead. You’re morbid. 😝

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker I could probably get into buying people alive...

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 🤣

[sirderpsalot123]

Burying

[sirderpsalot123]

NOT buying people. I have standards.

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 Uh huh the first sounded more authentic.

[bolverk]

Wing seat, where the emergency doors are as you have more legroom or first row isle seats for the same reason.

[AsaKyo]

I've never been on a plane, but I'd definitely would not want to be anywhere near the window

[AsaKyo]

*I definitely

[MikeInHawaii]

When I was an aircraft dispatcher, I could ride in the cockpit jump seat.

[TroyDT]

Pilot seat. Well not yet. But I am scheduled to take lessons.

[Likes2drive]

Window seat or seat next to isle so can get up and leave quick

[kellytheman]

Yeah the window seat is probably everyone's favorite.

[Msputiton]

Yeah same. I love window seats.

[bigpauly]

Can’t beat the views!

[Msputiton]

Fashoo, cuhh

[PrettyPriya]

"The views" 😂

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya what now? 😒

[PrettyPriya]

@prettypauly I refer you to my Superb Opinion. 😂

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya 😂 you’re such a punk

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly 🤣🤣🤣

[Msputiton]

@PrettyPriya lmao i was thinking that but i figured I try being nice for once. So

[PrettyPriya]

@msputiton Great minds think alike! 🙃

[Msputiton]

@PrettyPriya very tru

[BLP11520]

Aisle seat , hate feeling trapped, I no longer like planes and airports

[Nikki1989]

Window or aisle seat, never the middle.

[bigpauly]

Middle really is the worst, lol.

[BLP11520]

middle is torture

[Hotboy_booblover]

I love to sit next to girls.. especially when they are traveling alone

[sirderpsalot123]

On the wings of the plane

[sirderpsalot123]

They usually tell me no, so the window seat.

[bigpauly]

It’s the most scenic spot possible.

[dustybiker]

You know dangling was better….

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker debatable

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 🤣

[SnowedIn]

Aisle seat as far forward as I can get.

[Red_Arrow]

Inside. On the wing is too windy.

[Midgetmcwidget]

Cockpit

[bigpauly]

That would be fun

[art84]

Never been on a plane.

[moonpie89]

Window for sure

[NathanDavis]

would rather be the pilot, yes...

[TrillXHippy]

Nope cause I’m not going to be on a plane

[maximumpower]

Window seat on exit row.

[MrJMM]

Window seat only!

[bigpauly]

Heck yea

[berwise13]

In a jump seat the only way I fly is to jump out.

[shark58]

Sure, window place!

[EaterPeter]

Isle seat

[EaterPeter]

Thanks for like!