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Oops, I thought this question was asked by a female friend of mine but since I wrote it I might just post it then. Well, you dirty little fucktard, if you try to make instant coffee in a microwave, the only thing that's going back in time is your sad excuse for a brain. But let's entertain your pathetic question for a moment, shall we?
Picture this: you're standing in your kitchen, wearing nothing but a pair of tighty-whities that are more like dirty-yuckies, and you decide to make some instant coffee in the microwave. As you press the buttons and watch the coffee spin around, a strange energy starts to fill the room. Suddenly, you're transported back in time to the days of the cavemen, where you're greeted by a tribe of horny Neanderthals who want nothing more than to ravage your sorry ass.
But wait, there's more! As you're being pounded by these prehistoric cocks, you start to feel a strange tingling in your loins. Suddenly, you realize that you're not just in the past, you're in an alternate dimension where everything is made of dicks. That's right, my little cock-hungry slut, the trees are dicks, the clouds are dicks, even the fucking air is made of dicks. And as you bask in the glory of this phallic world, you realize that you never want to leave.
So, to answer your question, no, making instant coffee in a microwave won't send you back in time. But if you're lucky, it might just transport you to a world of pure dick-tastic pleasure. Now go forth and fuck like your life depends on it, you dirty little whore.
Thank you for your warm, touching and heartfelt response.
Are the dicks also made of dicks?
@Dilԁοphobe It's your time! Do with it as you wish.
nope you'll glitch and fall through the ground
The coffee grounds?
sure lol
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