What's your next planned vacation? Where you taking me?

[Miah04]

[WhiteSteve]

Dang, I’m tryna go somewhere tropical. Maybe Jamaica? 🇯🇲 No Sandals though, we’re staying in Waterhouse for the authentic experience🔫

This song NEVER quit🫡

https://www.youtube.com/embed/oAQ1FFWdDZE

[Miah04]

You know I'm half jamaican. I spent most my summers alternating from Jamaica on my pops side, and rhe Bahamas on my moms side. Love it

[WhiteSteve]

Whaaattttttt…. so we’re GOOD in the streets then👍 I bet you know all the good patty spots too🤤 I’m gonna come back talking like Chet Hanks, watch😂😂😂
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JeIAQBTAw5A

[Miah04]

😂😂you ain't lived till you went to a fish fry.

[WhiteSteve]

I used to sling Grace at my last job, I can still get ackees for the low-low, js

[Miah04]

Lol. Fr? 😂you know about ackees?
Look at you. Next you gonna tell me you can speak patois

[WhiteSteve]

$243/case, I know the right people😎 Used to get like 6% on the sale, I’m still spending 2014 ackees money😂 Then our cheap ass ownership decided that was too much, so JUST ackees were reduced to 2% commission. I was just sliding out of sales and into sales management, so I was ok, but the sales reps were rightly pissed. But I had two cities with strong Jamaican populations, we were moving UNITS.

Yo, when I played semipro football, our head coach was Jamaican. I remember I was on the sideline once and this tall skinny kid with dreads down to his lower back caught a slant over the middle, and our safety absolutely lit him up and sent his helmet flying. We all went nuts on the sideline, of course. Just automatically, on impact, went “WOOOOO!!! Raaaaaaassssssssclaaaaaattttttttt, dread!” My Trini teammate was right with me and joined in, he’s like “Bumba! Bumba!”😂 But my coach whips around and just gives me the screwface, like “wtf?”🤨🤨🤨💀💀💀

[Miah04]

Oml please tell me you didn't yell that out 😂he gave you that look but bet he taught you that

[Miah04]

My grandma was known for calling everyone battyholes
And
Yuh a bumboclaat ediat!

[WhiteSteve]

It came so organically to me, I was possessed😂 I think I was watching that old Shottas a lot at that time, so….🤷‍♂️😝 “You a one a dem, come from foreign, mash up di whole islahhnd? Extahrtion…. kyarrrr-jackin’…. and allllll type a FUCKERY!!!”😂😂😂

[WhiteSteve]

*that old movie

[WhiteSteve]

https://youtu.be/dCIjukbIIWc?si=uBUW7p6-dWKGxtoI

[Miah04]

You do know what you just quoted right 😂 probably best ya keep that in patois, probably get removed

[WhiteSteve]

Counting on no Jamaican mods😅

[Miah04]

Yuh neva bin tuh di island?

Mi nuh tell people dis but mi guh there di most cuz mi dad dead wen mi did young suh mi guh there tuh feel closa tuh him

[Miah04]

😂😂

[WhiteSteve]

Mi neva bin😔 Sarry bout yuh dad, it’s beautiful dat yuh cya feel close wen yuh visit di island🙏❤️

Probably botched that…. I can BARELY put a couple phrases together, writing it, not so much😂

[WhiteSteve]

Yo, I’m tryna go daggering at the club down there💀
https://youtu.be/5X9l4Uj1rQ0?si=Vp0ZXjrH0v9MBS1h

[Miah04]

You did pretty good. I'm not perfect either. My real jamaican family mock me for my slaughter of it😂

Tank yuh mi step dad di sweetest but him like 6'5 300lbs mi si guh a Jamaica an mi dad's fambly build like mi an mi luv hearing all di stories bout him ow him ave dat smart mout like mi

If it's confusing you. We could take it dm so you easier to understand

[Miah04]

Oh lawd 😂i ain't never been clubbin

[WhiteSteve]

Oh man…. such a cool dialect. Can’t think of a cooler one, to be honest. Wish I could speak it, and I wish it wouldn’t ruffle feathers if I did, haha. I used to know a kid in my 20s, white dude from this kind of upscale town I went to college in, but he had dreads, he was part of this dub reggae crew of a DJ, then this one band, and all their followers…. seen him freestyle in patois at our bar’s Reggae Night…he was actually legitimately down with the culture and was pretty official. But that town is WILD. I’m a pretty progressive guy, but holy smokes…SJWs on steroids over there. Like “I agree with a lot of where you’re coming from, but CHILL, DANG”😂 So I’d be shocked that if, by 2024, they didn’t hunt him down, pin him to a table, and shave his dreads off, lmao.

I’m still picking up what you’re putting down👍 DM is always cool if you’re more comfortable and want to keep something on the shhhh though🙂 An’ kiss mi neck back, t’ree-hundred!😱😱😱 Yuh ave dat smart mout for sure😜

[WhiteSteve]

I would imagine most women don’t come home alive, YIKES😂😂😂

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I/We just came back from 2 weeks hopping around Arizona (Scottsdale, Chandler, Sedona & Phoenix).

We have plans to finally see Machu Picchu (in Peru) and parts of Patagonia (in Argentina & Chile) this spring.

[midnightmoon05]

hubby and I will have a few weekend getaways before we as family go on our summer family trip.

Why are you asking strangers here to take you on vacation?

[exitseven]

I have not had a vacation in almost 5 years. I have a vacation house that I have hardly used since covid. I might start with that

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[LiamS95]

We're going to my favorite destination where I go every year, Barbados. The jewel of the Caribbean. Enjoy the beach, the local food and dancing and scuba diving.

[Miah04]

I'm half jamaican and half Bahamian those are tied for the jewel of the Caribbean 😤

[LiamS95]

I don't disagree but the travel agencies call Barbados the jewel of the Caribbean it was not me that came up with that. Barbados also misses most of the tropical storms the Bahamas, Jamaica and Haiti get hit with. It's a nice constant 95°F and not too humid. Also few to no sharks to contend with when diving.

[LiamS95]

I've been to all of them but prefer Barbados as I have a place I can stay there close to the main beaches and Oistins fish fry bar.

[KostasKouvalis]

I've been to Barbados. "Jewel" my ass! Don't get me wrong , the island is beautiful and interesting, but "jewel" is a stretch, and the people are shitty. It's very sad you don't visit the other islands. I'll never understand people like you, but hey, it's your money. But you're really missing out by not visiting any other islands.

[KostasKouvalis]

The beaches on Barbados aren't even that great

[LiamS95]

@KostasKouvalis if you read my messages above you'll know I've been to Jamaica and the Bahamas, I've sldo been to St. Vincent and Trinidad, I still prefer Barbados I find the people very friendly and I have a place to stay so it's very inexpensive and if you get to be known by the locals you get treated like a local. There is basically two prices for just about everything in Barbados and most of the islands the tourist price or half of that which is the locals price. It's very inexpensive for me to visit Barbados.

[KostasKouvalis]

If those are the only islands you've been to, of course Barbados was your favorite. You should visit the European owned islands

[nawtee_me]

I will be retiring soon and hope to take a trip and go around and meet some of the gag members. We could meet for lunch and take a pic or two to post and say hey she really is a girl…. Or hey he really is an old man…. lol. So would you let me buy you lunch and take a pic?

[RebelinSteel]

I am due to go back to Finland with work, I am trying to get 2 weeks leave while out there, this will give me 2 weeks to do the tourist bit of Finland, visit the lakes, get some driving in and possibly girls.

[selfish-and-cruel]

I am doing my residency. I may be able to go on vacation in 2030. But have fun wherever you go with whomever you are.

[JacobJordan]

Next planned vacation is many weeks in the carribean. Have a fantastic villa picked out already and have some other surprises for the wife and kids.

[Account]

Either Scotland or Spain or Instabul/Constantinople.
I never plan anything, if I go, I will go on a whim!

[KostasKouvalis]

Well, I just had one so I have no idea. But one thing I can say for sure, is I'm not going to a big city again.

[Wiredone]

What is this thing that you called a vacation

[shortster]

Dallas. I haven't met you in person so I don't think that a shared vacation is a good idea.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

To the dentist.

[Miah04]

😱😱

[PBandJ_Nerd]

That's technically my next trip on Monday. LOL

[Miah04]

Good luck

[mandyfire98]

You said you'd take me to the Caribbean.

[Miah04]

I did. 😂

[mandyfire98]

Yeah you did.

[Miah04]

Ok. Ok. We gonna go

[mandyfire98]

Yay!!!

[CubaPirate]

Back to Fuerteventura for 20 nights on 29 February

[PetiteMisSmooth546]

I want to go with you

[Miah04]

Ok. Let's go

[sirderpsalot123]

Where am I taking you? Lol

[Miah04]

Shh🤫 Don't ruin my free vacay.

[Charliefretz329]

Hiking 🥾 in the forest 🌳

[Miah04]

You trying to kill me, ain't ya?

[Charliefretz329]

You’re an athlete I thought

[Miah04]

I was saying, you planning to murder me😂

[Charliefretz329]

Nah, murder your muscles maybe 🤔 but not your soul 😁

[Paulychicagoluv]

Can't tell yah

[Fuentes]

None lol

[Miah04]

Oh dear

[Fuentes]

@Miah04 I don't really wanna see anywhere lol

[Miah04]

Understand

[jimmy2]

I would like to know you