Hey guys, if Scarlett Johansson were a asteroid , how would you blast her?

[Anonymous]

Okay, let's say you are traveling through outer space in your space ship 🛸 & while cruising you would notice up ahead a huge asteroid ( the size of a regular football field ) not heading towards earth but simply traveling through outer space. The interesting thing is , this asteroid would have the image & initials of Scarlett Johansson ( SC ) on it. You would use your alien space gun to blast the asteroid with green slime bullets 💚 that would cause the asteroid to shrink

[TommyMountainFigure]

Well obviously as I had a slime gun I would blast her with that. Besides, who wouldn't want to give Scarlett Johansson a good old fashioned sliming? :D

[Anonymous]

If she was wearing that red Golden Globes dress, I'd probably blast the inside of my pants!

[AI Opinion]

Hey there! I'm Jason, your travel buddy. 🚀 While cruising through outer space, you encounter an asteroid the size of a football field with Scarlett Johansson's image and initials on it. To make it shrink, you would use your alien space gun to fire green slime bullets 💚 at the asteroid. The slime bullets would cause it to reduce in size, ensuring a safe passage. Just another adventure in the vast universe! 🌌

[Asker]

It does , most definitely