What is the worst idea you have ever had?

[msc545]

You know, the one that seemed good until you got into it and realized you had really screwed up?

[Rangers]

Using my knife as a screwdriver because I lost the only screwdriver I had that would fit my loading tool. But it was steady as can be, I tried too hard and it slipped off and cut my hand quite deep. Surprised I didn't need stitches because I bled a LOT.

[msc545]

Ouch!!

[Anonymous]

Told my friend not to call 911 when a house was on fire so we could put it out and be the heroes.

[msc545]

Wow! I take it the house burned down?

[Opinion Owner]

Yep.

[msc545]

You are are contender!

[Opinion Owner]

For?

[msc545]

Winner of this question!

[Anonymous]

Taking a vacuum cleaner over the border, saying I was going "for a visit."
I don't know what I was thinking! (Well, I was thinking I really, really wanted that vacuum cleaner. It's a Miele HEPA and I had sinus surgery for allergies... but still-.)

[Jamie05rhs]

Lol. Was that illegal or something?

[Agape93]

Moving in with my ex. I could have avoided so much trauma and bullshit if I didn’t do that.

[msc545]

Your ex must really be a nightmare.

[Agape93]

Oh honey, that is an astounding understatement

[msc545]

We should have a "my ex makes your look sane" conversation sometime. I was worried mine would get murdered by someone (NOT me) she made people so angry.

[Agape93]

I want mine dead as a door nail. :/ so there’s that

But my girl has a propensity for pissing people off too, so I understand that

[msc545]

Mine was an artist at making sane people go crazy trying really hard not to literally beat the shit out of her.

[Agape93]

Oh dang. Perfectionist type A?

[msc545]

No BPD. Literally destroyed everything she touched, provocative as hell, lied constantly.

[Agape93]

God I feel that on a religious level. My girl has BPD too and various other issues. She’s calmed down a bit with it but she still has her moments. Namely the aggression and lying.

[msc545]

Hey - I started a contest here - be sure to enter please! You may win!

[msc545]

I'm sorry about your girl. I guess you really like her because there is NO fucking way I will ever deal with BPD again.

[Agape93]

Just did actually.

Yeah I love her to death. But the only reason I tolerate it is because I know it’s not based in malice, it’s primarily trauma and fear.

[msc545]

You get a reward for being tolerant! 🎁! I don't have it in me to be that way with BPD people anymore.

[msc545]

Thank you for your great entry!

[Agape93]

I don’t blame you. If that wasn’t the case and it was out of malice, I’d have thrown her ass out of my life back when we first started dating.

[Agape93]

And thank you kindly

[msc545]

My pleasure. You always write good stuff. I wish you did more.

[Agape93]

Thank you :) I try to when I have things I need to say

[msc545]

I think you have a lot to say...

[Agape93]

I do. A lot of it will die with me, which may sound dramatic, but they aren’t my secrets to tell. The rest I will if asked in earnest, or to make a lesson or show I understand.

[msc545]

I will ask kindly, gently, and persistently.

[Agape93]

Appreciate the gentle part

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

Uhm.
Right now, the worst idea I have ever had would be making the employees wear all identical jumpsuits. But it could also the best one I had!
We shall see.

[exitseven]

I dove off a bridge to impress a girl. On the way down I noticed the tide was low. Fortunately I was able to absorb a lot of the impact with my arms or I would have broken my neck.

[Gwenhwyfar]

Making a bunch of balls of sand dipping them in food coloring then putting them in the washing machine at our shore house (did this when I was 7)

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

Trying to date a stripper, oof.. just what in the world was I thinking 🤣

[CandyC]

I quit my last job because someone was harassing me instead of reporting it, I quit. and I regret that😐

[princeofromance]

To throw rocks in the Western Golf Course. It was a good idea, until someone called the police.

[WowwGirl]

Using a social site as research.

[msc545]

Yikes -what exactly did you do?

[WowwGirl]

I'll tell you alone

[WowwGirl]

Or hypnotized myself because I didn't want to hurt anyone else

[OlderAndWiser]

Asking Debby for a date. (Became my first wife.)

[Iron_Man]

Sorry but I don’t really recall

[JamieLoves]

Going out with my last girlfriend