If You Returned Home & There Was Someone Skinny Dipping In Your Pool What Would You Do?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

[ChrisMaster69]

A couple years back I returned home after being in China for a month, to find some half naked girl in my hot tub.

She almost screamed, I did.

she thought I was a burglar (with a huge suit case and back back? Go figure).

I said it was my house, waved keys at her.

She said I was lying as it was Keith’s , where upon time slowed and all became clear.

my mate had pretty much used my house and hot tub etc, as a chat up line to pull this girl.

he had left her in the house to go and buy wine to replace the chunk he had drunk.

On a positive note she had lovely boobs.

on a negative note, my mate had shit taste in wine and I had to restock myself.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You lucky mother fucker you & you must of enjoyed the view.

[ChrisMaster69]

@Static_In_The_Attic sort of, I tend to view boobs n stuff as just body parts and not hugely sexual.

Bit nice is nice

[ChrisMaster69]

@Static_In_The_Attic thank you most appreciated

[rcljr]

Kick the bug zapper into the pool and watch them fry.

[Jamie05rhs]

Oh, snap. That's savage. 🤣

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Don’t forget to throw a toaster in there as well. Zap!

[loves2learn]

I dunno, if we knew them I think we would join them. If the looked nice we might join them. Lol. Folks are friendly around here.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Sounds like a party!

[Ms_Vanderquack]

I’d wonder how the fuck I ended up with my own pool.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It magically appeared.

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Like in my livingroom? Because that’s a problem.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

In your back yard & if you don’t currently have a back yard that appeared as well.

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Just floating in the air?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Yep, absolutely.

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Then I would call for an ambulance because I am clearly having hallucinations.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Next thing you know a pizza shows up.

[nolabels]

@Static_In_The_Attic
Leave it to static_in_the_attic to have an ever ready reply to any and all situations.

[Ms_Vanderquack]

@nolabels Just because it's a response doesn't mean it's a response worth posting.

[nolabels]

@ms_vanderquack
I thought it was worth posting, and I'm glad you responded as well.
If I were having hallucinations, I'd sit back and enjoy them.
I experienced quite a few hallucinations while I was deep in the throes of COVID some months back.
The hallucinations made the illness tolerable.

[Ms_Vanderquack]

@nolabels I've had hallucinations, I do not enjoy them. I do not enjoy being unable to differentiate reality from bullshit. I do not like not being in control of my own thoughts.

[Likes2drive]

Assuming I had a pool I would probably watch for awhile and ask her what she is doing in my pool , maybe call the police depending on how things go. I’ve seen a few movies like this but it’s never a girl by herself so maybe it’s a distraction while others are robbing the house

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I never thought of that & a good distraction it would be.

[nolabels]

Lol.
What I would do would depend entirely on the circumstances.
Entirely.
Imagine as you so desire.
Elaboration on my part would be gladly provided upon request.
For now, though, I have more questions to respond to.
Lol.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Exactly & if she is hot I can only imagine.

[nolabels]

Exacalacaly!

[PaynefulPleasures]

Well the lake ain't far I'd grab the popcorn and watch 🍿
Who's to say what could happen ✌️💞

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I love popcorn.

[PaynefulPleasures]

Me 2 here🍿

[exitseven]

hahahaha , My friends and I use to skinny dip in a neighbor's pool. One night they came home early and turned on the flood lights. All they saw was 3 naked butts going over the fence and running through the woods.

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[exitseven]

@loves2learn you had to be there.

[loves2learn]

Nope. It’s plenty funny just the way you described it lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You were probably the talk of the town & did your neighbors know it was you?

[exitseven]

One of my friends left his wallet there and the guy called his house and explained to the kid's mother that he had his wallet and he had to come over and get it.
My friend had to go to the guys house but he said the guy was okay about it. He just explained that he was concerned that one of us could get hurt or drown there.

[loves2learn]

Awwwww nice guy!

[exitseven]

@loves2learn yes, he actually invited us to swim in his pool sometime.

[loves2learn]

That’s amazing. 🥰

[exitseven]

@loves2learn we never went. I was afraid it was a trap.

[loves2learn]

@exitseven I bet it wasn’t but better safe than sorry

[exitseven]

@loves2learn You don't know the neighborhood I grew up in.

[loves2learn]

@exitseven true. I grew up in a friendly, mostly safe neighborhood.

[exitseven]

@loves2learn that is why you have such a positive outlook on life.

[loves2learn]

@exitseven I am sure you are right

[exitseven]

@loves2learn it's not a bad thing.

[loves2learn]

@exitseven I don’t think it is either

[exitseven]

@loves2learn 😊😊😊😊😊

[Brokenheartedx]

We don't have pools here it's to cold, we have paddling pools and a bunch of teens around 12 am decided to play in it, the neighbours seen them and told them to get to fuck

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You need a hot tub instead & how cold does it get there?

[Brokenheartedx]

In winter it can go down to - 10 and a heatwave here is mid 20s for a few weeks, sometimes we get up to 30 degrees but that's not often..

[Brokenheartedx]

We bring our paddling pools out when it gets to over 20 degrees. We call it taps aff weather when men walk around with their man tits bouncing about

[Rangers]

I'd throw them a towel and tell them to get the F off of my property before I get the stinger whip and whack the shit outta them. Can't and won't shoot them since they clearly have nothing given that they have no clothes on. Don't want to taze them cause I won't risk using a taser on someone who's soaking wet, I'd rather not test that theory and see if they get fried crispy from that. The stinger whip should do, it'll really hurt

[Notfabricated]

Imma need some bread for not calling the police , even tho my intentions were never to do so. I'm not going to send someone to ail for skinny dipping. If they don't have id tell them to dip but ill probably get a dog after that.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Either a dog or some kind of pool cover.

[Anonymous]

If they weren't bothering me I'd leave them alone. I wouldn't want it all the time but one time is no big deal.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That is a fair answer.

[FunkyMonkee]

If she was gorgeous, I'd rip off my clothes and join her!!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Cheers brother & I would do the same.

[FunkyMonkee]

Oh, I love to go swimmin'
with bow-legged women
and swim between their legs!!

(And they like it when I blow bubbles as I swim through!!)

[Inexpensivefurniture]

I don't have a pool so I would just be excited they brought their own

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That would be something & I wish someone would bring me a pool.

[TommyMountainFigure]

I'd check to see if I was in the right house.. I don't HAVE a pool!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

For all we know it could be their house & their pool.

[TommyMountainFigure]

Exactly. That's one of the reasons I quit drinking!

[FilmGuy93]

Given what I know of Florida man, are you sure that the woman was actually the one skinny dipping?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Good question.

[bannacookies]

If it was a stranger, I'd ask how they knew I had a pool to go swimming in, in my fenced-in backyard.🤔

[Static_In_The_Attic]

In addition you should ask them if they want cookies.

[scentoflavender]

I mean I have a baby pool for the goats. That would be odd for sure. Probably hold them at gun point as I wait for the police. Same I've done with other trespassers and thieves in the past.

[FilmGuy93]

You have goats? Raising Goats is one of my goals in life. I love Goats.

[scentoflavender]

Yep. They're rescues, same as the mule and the chickens

[nolabels]

@scentoflavender
For some reason, before I die, I'd like to have goats, a tractor, and a mule or mules.
My present circumstances allow for none of those.
Hopefully, I will at some point have need for a tractor, have use for a mule, as well as enjoying it's company, and be able to have goats just for the fun of enjoying their company.

Enjoy your goats, mule, and chickens!

[FilmGuy93]

@nolabels goats are fantastic man. Great meat, they keep your grass trimmed. They’re cute as hell and they don’t take up tons of room. I need to get some goats

[nolabels]

@FilmGuy93
Yep.

[AngelLily]

Run back in the house lock the doors and call the police.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Would the same apply if it was someone you knew?

[Aakash_Hangargi]

I would wonder were did the pool came from and check if I was in my home or went to somebody else 🤣

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hopefully it’s an alien chick skinny dipping & if it was I’m sure you would jump right in there.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Yup o would jump in even if there wasn't a pool 😂

[call_me_scar]

Tell her she has the wrong house so unless you have pot or alcohol on you, you've gotta head out

[Static_In_The_Attic]

& if she has pot I’m sure you would join her.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Let her pay for leasing if she wants a whoring business in my backyard.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Exactly & if she is whoring I’m sure she will pay big bucks.

[Truthist1]

Jus throw them out and maybe record them with your phone and threaten to call the police.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Lights, camera, action & it would be a funny video if you sneak up on them as well. Surprise surprise.

[Anonymous]

Call the police and potentially have the pool cleaned.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Have the judge order her to clean the pool.

[Lillie_xo]

wave at them ♪( ･ｪ･) ﾂ彡

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Absolutely!

[Astarlessnightsky]

Wondering where the pool comes from.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I would wonder the same thing.

[Astarlessnightsky]

Maybe the downstairs neighbour forgot to turn their shower off.

[IncognitoBandito]

If it's a girl I would just watch

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Watch from the water & join her.

[StunningANDbrave]

Tell them to get the fuck off my property.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That would be the way to go & would the same apply if you knew the person?

[clampfan101]

Call the police. (Yes, even if it was a hot girl.)

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Even if you knew the girl?

[clampfan101]

If I knew her well she’d get a warning, I guess. But it’d take some making up to.

[lorenzomichael]

Throw my pitbull in the water.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Oh shit & that is probably what you would end up having in your pool as well.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Poke them with a stick until they leave

[Dinosaursandanime65]

If they don’t leave in five minutes then I’d attack them with it

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Make sure it’s a long stick or use your own stick.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I would use my brothers since he made it sharp. “So sharp you won’t feel a thing”

[Dinosaursandanime65]

My own?

[Omario2049]

How old is she, that's my first response.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

She would be your age.

[Omario2049]

My age? Bitch get yo old ass outta my pool. My cut off age is 27😤.

[KrakenAttackin]

I would call the police.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Absolutely.

[LLStylish]

İf it was a hot girl ı would do with her.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Cheers to pools!

[Jamie05rhs]

Join them!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Exactly.

[DaveToo]

Probably join her.

[DaveToo]

At my age, any naked woman near me will have a partner in whatever they are doing.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I would do the same.

[Lissasharp]

Call the police

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That seems to be the number one answer on this one & what happens if it was someone you knew?

[Iron_Man]

I will talk to her

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Talk to her in the pool.

[Iron_Man]

I wouldn’t be surprised I
Used to work out in my garage it was a home gym and I always had the garage door open because it was hot. Once in a while I will get random girls showing up in my driveway acting like they got lost

[RedFever]

Jump in and join them. :)

[joeldalton]

This is only news because she was ugly.