A couple years back I returned home after being in China for a month, to find some half naked girl in my hot tub.
She almost screamed, I did.
she thought I was a burglar (with a huge suit case and back back? Go figure).
I said it was my house, waved keys at her.
She said I was lying as it was Keith’s , where upon time slowed and all became clear.
my mate had pretty much used my house and hot tub etc, as a chat up line to pull this girl.
he had left her in the house to go and buy wine to replace the chunk he had drunk.
On a positive note she had lovely boobs.
on a negative note, my mate had shit taste in wine and I had to restock myself.
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Kick the bug zapper into the pool and watch them fry.
I dunno, if we knew them I think we would join them. If the looked nice we might join them. Lol. Folks are friendly around here.
I’d wonder how the fuck I ended up with my own pool.
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Assuming I had a pool I would probably watch for awhile and ask her what she is doing in my pool , maybe call the police depending on how things go. I’ve seen a few movies like this but it’s never a girl by herself so maybe it’s a distraction while others are robbing the house
Lol.
What I would do would depend entirely on the circumstances.
Entirely.
Imagine as you so desire.
Elaboration on my part would be gladly provided upon request.
For now, though, I have more questions to respond to.
Lol.Well the lake ain't far I'd grab the popcorn and watch 🍿
Who's to say what could happen ✌️💞hahahaha , My friends and I use to skinny dip in a neighbor's pool. One night they came home early and turned on the flood lights. All they saw was 3 naked butts going over the fence and running through the woods.
We don't have pools here it's to cold, we have paddling pools and a bunch of teens around 12 am decided to play in it, the neighbours seen them and told them to get to fuck
Imma need some bread for not calling the police , even tho my intentions were never to do so. I'm not going to send someone to ail for skinny dipping. If they don't have id tell them to dip but ill probably get a dog after that.
If they weren't bothering me I'd leave them alone. I wouldn't want it all the time but one time is no big deal.
I'd throw them a towel and tell them to get the F off of my property before I get the stinger whip and whack the shit outta them. Can't and won't shoot them since they clearly have nothing given that they have no clothes on. Don't want to taze them cause I won't risk using a taser on someone who's soaking wet, I'd rather not test that theory and see if they get fried crispy from that. The stinger whip should do, it'll really hurt
If she was gorgeous, I'd rip off my clothes and join her!!
I don't have a pool so I would just be excited they brought their own
I'd check to see if I was in the right house.. I don't HAVE a pool!
Given what I know of Florida man, are you sure that the woman was actually the one skinny dipping?
If it was a stranger, I'd ask how they knew I had a pool to go swimming in, in my fenced-in backyard.🤔
I mean I have a baby pool for the goats. That would be odd for sure. Probably hold them at gun point as I wait for the police. Same I've done with other trespassers and thieves in the past.
Run back in the house lock the doors and call the police.
I would wonder were did the pool came from and check if I was in my home or went to somebody else 🤣
Tell her she has the wrong house so unless you have pot or alcohol on you, you've gotta head out
Call the police and potentially have the pool cleaned.
Let her pay for leasing if she wants a whoring business in my backyard.
Jus throw them out and maybe record them with your phone and threaten to call the police.
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