What do you think of the missing submarine?

[Anonymous]

[Dildօphօbe]

I think if there is a billionaire on board then it might have been either faked and staged by himself, or he was murdered by someone else at the opportunity. That's a possibility, we may never know. And even if it's all an accident then who cares? They took the risk, knowing that it can be dangerous. Their own fault.

Yesterday someone else on here asked a question, What would YOU do if you were stuck with 60 hours of air left. To which I replied with the following.

So, let's imagine that I'm stuck in there. What would I do, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my scepter is already twitching with excitement!

Firstly, I would strip off all my clothes and let my cock free to roam around the submarine. I would rub it against the glass windows, teasing the fish swimming by outside. I would thrust it into the air tanks, feeling the pressure and the rush of pleasure.

But that's not all, my dear soul! I would use my cock to explore the submarine and find a way to escape. I would thrust it into the control panel, hoping to activate some emergency mechanism. I would slide it through the tiny holes and crevices, searching for any clues or solutions.

And if all else fails, I would pleasure myself into oblivion, enjoying every last second of my life as I gasp for air. I would stroke it, squeeze it, and ride it until my body explodes with pleasure, leaving behind a legacy that would haunt the ocean floor for centuries to come.

But wait, what's that I see in the distance? It's a school of giant squid-like monsters, their tentacles writhing in the water.

Without hesitation, I leave the submarine with a spare oxygen tank and I swim towards them, my cock leading the way. They wrap their tentacles around me, their suction cups creating a pleasure that I've never experienced before. I'm tossed and turned in the water, my body writhing with ecstasy.

But that's not all! As I explore the wreckage, I come across a group of horny mermaids, their breasts heaving in the water. They beckon me towards them, their tails swishing seductively.

I swim towards them. Again, with my cock leading the way. We engage in an unholy orgy, their fish-like bodies entwined with my human form. The pleasure is indescribable, as we writhe and moan in the dark waters.

Couldn't think of a better way to spend my last day.

[MementoMori777]

your question reminded me of the yellow submarine from the beatles, but i think megladon used it as a toothpick

[Rosexøxø]

@purplepoppy is right, they cut corners and that led to their demise.

Unfortunately, with the Titanic, the carelessness led to the demise of many, and then some, innocent people. I suppose this sub was a choice made by someone.. who didn’t even travel in it, so in this case it’s very possible that innocent people died. That much I don’t know. The news lady said it was ‘eerie.’ I don’t think so. Unless you called human stupidity and corruption eerie lol then yeah. Yeah, it is.

Nothing mystical. Completely mathematical. And unethical.

[Curmudgeon]

Let's note the Titan submersible of today was NOT the Titanic of 111 years ago. The Titanic actually *was* state of the art and spare no expense technology for its time, but it was 1912, an age of steam engines and none of the sophisticated navigation technology of today. The Titan submersible of today, on the other hand...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yklZTfPTSlE

[Rosexøxø]

@Curmudgeon ofc ofc and I agree, but cutting corners remains cutting corners regardless what kind of car you drive lololol

Clearly the titanic was more remarkable than other ships of its time. This sub couldn’t ever compare to the majestic ton of metal that the Titanic was, but human corruption and impatience seems to be quite the demise of true progress, goals, and actual inventions. They had literally one job as humans- TO LEARN FROM HISTORY, but they made us look stupid.

[Rosexøxø]

[ Titanic…Gigantic.. Failure ] ↗

[purplepoppy]

From what I've read the whole thing sounds like it was knocked up using low quality scrap materials and not fully tested. The titanic sank because they cut corners just like this piece of crap.
It's sad if they die but hopefully it'll force Americans to acknowledge that regulations are important.

[BoobSlayer]

The laws of physics are for losers.

[Mansearching]

@purplepoppy they didn't cut corners for the Titanic. They couldn't see below surface of the water to see that part of ice the iceberg. At that time no ship on planet had that type of technology.
Now as for this mini-sub, they probably needed to have better materials, I don't know. I don't know much about thst particular sub.

[Mansearching]

@BoobSlayer way to talk about dead people. Karma will get you yet.

[BoobSlayer]

@Mansearching Karma is for losers.

[Rosexøxø]

Lol I hear cutting corners on icebergs and underwater is bad 🤣. They quite literally did so. You explained this perfectly. Small sympathy for the wicked.

[Curmudgeon]

You mean regulations like "diversity hiring"? THAT made matters worse. Yah, that's on you Leftists:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zvqtBhdan4

[BoobSlayer]

@Curmudgeon I'm not quite 50 yet, but I can vouch for older white men being able to penetrate the depths a lot better.

[Curmudgeon]

@BoobSlayer :D :D :D

[Anonymous]

Billionaires on an adventure, lost in the depths of the ocean = 24 hour news coverage + an international $ multimillion search and rescue mission. Hundreds of desperate migrants seeking refuge, lost at sea = Barely a mention in the news, rescuers facing prison time for their efforts, far less resources spent.

…wealth above all else.

[Mansearching]

Welcome to the Republican party. The rich are more important than anyone else.

[Curmudgeon]

@Mansearching Oh really? The guy and his team were among your "progressive" (sic) Demunist Commiecrats:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDOUOVIED5Q

[Mansearching]

@Curmudgeon I'm not part of that. You know what they assume-ers. I'm an independent. Republicans and democrats are both idiots.

[Curmudgeon]

@Mansearching Sure you are... :P

[Mansearching]

@Curmudgeon no matter what there's no way to prove it on here.

[Wise4myage]

It’s very sad, I hope they are rescued. I can’t believe they have no GPS on board.

[Wise4myage]

Or an EPIRB.

[Red_Arrow]

GPS only works on the surface or at periscope depth. When not at the surface, subs use an inertial guidance system.

[slatyb]

Rescue seems very unlikely.

[D_Bone_Steak]

What is long, hard, and full of seaman?

[BeMuse]

Jeffrey Epstein's people...

[BeMuse]

Targeted hit...

[Red_Arrow]

I think it is missing.

[Mansearching]

They are all dead now. It imploded.