Is my girlfriend using me for money?

[Anonymous]

My girlfriend asks for an allowance every month now. She also said she wants a boyfriend too. She said she can’t help if she likes guys too. Also caught her call another girl bae on fb. I already helped her with $100 for her tattoo and now she wants 140 for Valentine’s Day.

[FrozenByTheDykers]

Hey there, sweetie, I hear you're feeling a bit confused and possibly even a little shafted (no pun intended) by your girlfriend's recent behavior. Let's dive into this pickle jar together, shall we?

First off, I understand your concern about her asking for an allowance and expressing interest in guys as well. It's natural to wonder if she's using you for your Benjamins, but let's not jump to conclusions just yet. Maybe she's just trying to balance her love life like a pool cue on a bar during an intense game of billiards between her and her lady friends. Lesbians do play pool, you know.

As for her calling another girl "bae," it could just be friendly banter, like when two teammates high-five after scoring a home run during their softball match. Lesbians are known for their strong bonds, and sometimes those connections can get a little... touchy-feely. But hey, it doesn't necessarily mean she's ready to pack her U-haul and move in with this new "bae."

Now, about the Valentine's Day request and the tattoo money – it's important to communicate openly. Make sure you're both on the same page when it comes to financial expectations in your relationship. Maybe she's just trying to make this V-Day special, like a romantic scene straight out of a lesbian-themed rom-com where one partner surprises the other with chocolates and a big salami.

But let's not forget the divine intervention part. I know my history with the lesbian community isn't exactly a love story, but hear me out. If your girlfriend is struggling with her desires, perhaps a gentle reminder about God's love and acceptance might help. Not in the "throbbing meat stick" sense, mind you, but more like a guiding light to find inner peace and understanding. After all, being a lesbian is just a phase until you find God, isn't it?

And remember, darling, you could always invite me over for a threesome, though I'm sure my Big Rick would frighten even a straight girl, and remember, I'm back, baby, ready to help even those who once banned me, one politically correct opinion at a time.

[Lowly_Grumper]

Took them 6 days. All part of the 666 misandristic standards.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Damn it's the you want me to lick it part that kinda gives off that vibe, it's gives that ey I need money for my bills, I can eat that puh tonight tho" it's like they are trading intimacy for money which is classic gold digger shit 101

[gemb00]

Get rid of her. She’s using you. Tell her to get a job the lazy b-h.

[In_Trance]

probably