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Which one of the following captions/slogans would you say is the most creative?

1. Only real friends show me their boobs.

2. I don’t play with a girl’s heart – she only has one. I'd rather play with her boobs.

3. Too bad chatting doesn’t burn calories… Let’s get together.

4. Contact me now, not tomorrow.

5. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones that you did do. Lets meet.

Best caption on adult website
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