How I met my 7th grade teacher online!!!!

Well , it all started with me putting my best friends number on craigslist in the erotic services section....purely for kicks,it was rather hilarious to post the ad,go out to the living room,sit down by her and wait casually until pervs of all ages and sizes started blowing up her phone haha....the calls just came and came,long after the ad had been flagged sickos just kept calling,panting,moaning etc. Etc. Anyway,she decided to get me back and post an ad with my REAL picture,phone and email! Literally I must have had at least 100+ old pervy men calling me up while they played with themselves ! Soooo fast forward to a few months later, I was going through the 900 emails I got and noticed a very familiar name, we'll call him Mr. T...i open up the email ,and its from my 7th grade teacher!!! Sending me like pictures of him in a tuxedo! Etc. I email him back ,laughing hysterically ....not really expecting him to reply out of sheer embarassment (he still teaches at the jr. High) but ohhhh nooooooo, this weirdo emails me back saying "my emily, you've changed ,you're all grown up now" hahahaha I nearly died. He then proceeded to ask me if I wanted to see some more "pics"? I couldn't even believe it! This dirty old perv sifting through "erotic services" and finds an old student of his and has the freaking audacity to try and show me nudies! ! Really ! ? As if I wasn't as horrified as I could possibly be, a few weeks later I picked my little sister up from that jr. High,and she thought it would be funny to bring this old perv out to my car to say hello!!!!