If you found a tiny shrunken person what would you do with them?


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  • OMG, I would take them home and keep them as a pet. I would dress them up in dolls clothes and feed them lollipops. It would be so cute. I would put them in my pocket and take them everywhere. We would be best friends. I would take pictures of us and put them on the Internet and we would be as famous as grumpy cat. I'm not even kidding.

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  • I'd feel kind of bad for them so I'd try and help them.
    If they were like some genius scientist who invented a shrink ray then I'd ask them about how they made it, see if they knew how to build one to reverse it.
    The technology would be very useful to me.

    I guess I'd have to build them a base or something because insects are probably gonna be pretty lethal to them. I might try and make them some kind of weapon (lol, giving them a pin to use as a spear).

    LOL I could buy a miniature quadcopter, make a tiny remote so they had their own flying machine!

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  • have u seen Wolf of wall street? lol
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  • Weigh them to see if they still have all the mass of a grown adult of normal size. See, that's the thing with, "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids." The way they explained it, they reduced the gap between electron fields and their nuclei. Well that doesn't explain their apparent reduction in mass. You might fit in a teaspoon, but your ass is still 167lbs.

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  • I'd put them on a key chain and take them places with me and use them to spy on my enemies and maybe tame a bird as his or her mount.

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  • How small @asker?

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  • Befriend him/her. Take them to the movies, browse on GAG together.
    And ultimately use them to spy on my enemies ;)

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  • I don't understand your question.

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  • Nickname him tiny and buy him a mini beer.

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  • I'd bring them back to the old person's home.

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  • Kick ball!

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  • Put them in a jar and give them a pickle to be friends with

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  • I would take them to a scientist.

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What Girls Said 5

  • put it in some water and hope it grows.

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  • Keep him/her in my nieces dolls house and look after him/her

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  • I would build him a little cubby house to nest in

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  • Drown them like a bug. Clearly they are the result of an unfortunate botched experiment. Best to put them out of their misery.

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  • huh? I wouldn't do a damn thing. maybe ask them how their day was, see if there was anything I could help them with. if not, just go on my way.

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