Do you poop three times a day everyday?

[bubble_tea]

Is it the norm or the exception?

Sure! 3 meals a day => 3 dumps a day

I smell diarrhea coming!

[Applefan1]

Some days only 2 poops a day for me but most days I poop 3 times a day. Put it this way I don't have any trouble achieving 3 poops a day. It is funny you should mention poop though because just right the second I have come back from the toilet and yes I was pooping. LOL. Here is my pooping schedule, I wake up in the morning and start to get ready to go to university, while I am getting ready I fart quite a bit usually, always in the morning I get quite a bit of gas that I just relax and just push out. They are usually my biggest farts that time of the day to so it feels so good to be pushing them out. I think it must be my body starting to brew up my morning load of poop that I am going to dump not long after that because I can feel my poop brewing as I am farting. I have breakfast and then go to university while having breakfast I can still feel my body getting ready for a realise of poop. I then get to university start working and not long after I start farting again. I then think to myself I have to poop real bad so take myself off to a university toilet and push out my poo. This is my biggest poop of the day by far. I can always feeling myself feeling more and more relief with every log I push out. When I have finished pooping I think wow that feels great now I have pushed all that poop out. My poop that I just did now was my morning poop and that felt wonderful I had been farting before I went and now I have unloaded and feel so much better. This poop I just did now was at home but usually my morning ones are at university. The next time I poop is usually at about 2 pm I am still at university I go sit down on a university toilet and push more poop out this one is usually smaller than my morning one but it still feels pretty good and the last time I poop is sometime in the evening at home. I have no shame in pooping at university if I have to go I will go, I want to feel the relief I am not going to make myself uncomfortable and risk my health by not going.

[Applefan1]

So that is my full poop schedule for you. :)

[bubble_tea]

I don't think it's okay to fart in front of a whole class, especially as an assistant lecturer -_-"

[Applefan1]

I never said I actually do it in class itself -.-

[Applefan1]

Sorry if that was to much info for you tho or you did not like it.

[bubble_tea]

lol sorry, but from your text, it sounded like you did it in class. na, it was entertaining. actually, i thought people would just vote.. not really tell me how often they do it LOOOL i don't need to know it

[Applefan1]

I don't see how it would have sounded like I do it in class. How often what people fart in class?

[Applefan1]

Oh sorry misread what you said. Yeah well the way your question is wondered leads people to tell you just how many times they poop. I do not know how long you have been on this site but people usually comment as well as vote.

[bubble_tea]

Newbie here, so I'm kind of shocked that people answer without ticking the anonymous box, especially the girls, cause I thought they don't go at all? joking! haha apparently, there's never TMI here. but it's a fun read. better than Twilight.

[Applefan1]

Trust me many people are very open about things like this here even girls. I have had girls give me graphic descriptions of them farting and even girls of them pooping. I have had a few girls like that. If you ask a question about sex I have had mostly answers from girls and they are fully open most of them about sex to. Sorry not trying to be gross or weird but yeah. :) Many of them will do it anonymous but then there are lots of girls that will talk like that and admit to who they are. :)

[bubble_tea]

are you sure they aren't just guys in disguise?

[Applefan1]

haha. No they are girls I am pretty sure of that.

[Applefan1]

Thanks for MH. You must like my pooping schedule haha :P :) Just joking.

[bubble_tea]

well, if someone takes time to write a short story about his bowel movements, he needs to get rewarded. ;)

[Applefan1]

haha so the story about my bowl movements got MH that is cool :) I have no shame in talking about it I mean we all do it. I don't care if girls talk about it to me either. Even if a girl gives me a graphic description face to face no problem. I don't laugh or judge in fact I admire her honesty. :)

[sovetskii13]

Once a day on average. But if I eat pancakes then chances are that I will go twice or three times on that day. Pancakes are my ultimate trigger to go to the bathroom.
I don't think a person should actually go after every meal. Sounds like too much. A person would have to eat like 5x the average person in order to generate enough dump to require going three times a day.

[bubble_tea]

Naaa, he eats just like any guy would who excercises regularly. I eat a lot too for a woman (or so I'm told) and don't go nearly as often.

[Anonymous]

No, I don't. If I pooped 3 times a day, it would mean I have diarrhea. Usually I poop once a day or once every other day.

[MixedTwit]

Me, I do not , maybe 1x a day or 1x ever 2 days but I know friends who do 3x a day so I assume it's pretty normal

[Jbgurl20]

It is diarrhea already especially if your poop is a little watery. Lol. Well, i poop almost everyday. Lmao.

[bubble_tea]

Can you call it diarrhea if you poop 3x/day but it's not watery at all?

[Jbgurl20]

Not really, but it depends on the interval.

[Anonymous]

I don't count how often I poop during the day, but I think its 1 or 2 times a day.

[WhaChaChaKing]

3? Wth? Is that normal?

[bubble_tea]

lol according to the poll for some it is. xD

[WhaChaChaKing]

Damn... Guess I need to change my diet haha.

[bubble_tea]

the upside: your stomach will always be flat ^^
the downside: you need to spend more money on toilet papers xD

[WhaChaChaKing]

Lol! It's worth it! *-*

[WhaChaChaKing]

Pooping away the stomach.

[Anonymous]

Growing up my sister and I made up a song called Diarrhea cha cha cha. I am sure you would have enjoyed it. This is another I grew up with.
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

[bubble_tea]

You guys are fantastic! lol
I can't rhyme if my life depended on it.

[Opinion Owner]

Thank you granny now lets go bang a tranny!

[Roarke]

hm how about when you're out there digging ditches and you're shitting in your britches... is that diarrhea?

[Opinion Owner]

Oh and if I ever bought a Big Mac I would have to eat that shit at home. I instantly had to shit. Now these days if I just see one and or smell it bam bathroom time! (sorry to make you so horny)

[Opinion Owner]

If it runs into your shoe and you're feelin kind of blue then diarrhea diarrhea!

[Roarke]

That's ok, i can wank and wipe my ass at the same time.

[Roarke]

if it's pouring down your leg and you're filling up a keg... diarrhea?

[Opinion Owner]

If its lookin kinda stank and your momma is a skank diarrhea!

[CourtJester]

There isn't really a norm for passing stools... though 3 times a day is average. Once a day should be enough. buuut once that taco bell hits... it's party time!
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[Anonymous]

Mine is really irregular. Sometimes I poo a lot, and sometimes I don't poo for several days, and then I feel bloated, fat, and gross.

[JustinCaseUDontKnow]

Well, doctor always told me it's good to poop as many times as you want but if it's diarrhea than
you want get it checked

[rjroy3]

Depends how clean my diet is. If I'm on top of it, around 5-6 times. Normally only 2-3

[RedThread]

Hmm I only drop heat 3+ times if I have crazy diarrhea. Mostly it's just once to twice a day.

[YouAholic]

hahhahahha omg no one time a day is good. If you poop more then you'll get dehydrated

[MrOracle]

1-2 times per day. Almost never 3.

[dellthegrim]

I'm lucky if I go three times a week damn...

[jointhepatriarchy]

I only poop once a day most of the time.

[Anonymous]

Yup. Occasionally I only get 2 but it's usually 3

[Cowboyclown]

Heck yeah if not more

[Shep2013]

Normally once or twice.

[medical2523]

Can be normal depends on what you eat

[SandPlanet]

Once a day.

[Bandit74]

One and done

[Maazin]

Diarrhea !!!