Does coffee make anyone else shit their brains out?

[Anonymous]

Love the stuff. But there is an invisible line and if I cross it, its going to be an uncomfortable day.

[TheDevilInside]

Not my brains, but about half my guts.
But mostly I suspect it's the milk. I almost fill half the cup with milk if I can. And I think I might be slightly lactose-intolerant. But whatever, I still drink both!

[Asker]

I don't use milk, am slightly lactose intolerant as well. Its around cup 5 or 6 that it becomes a problem.

[TheDevilInside]

Thanks!

I never drink more than 4 cups a day I think. I've read somewhere (don't believe it) that drinking more than 5 cups of coffee a day could reduce your breast size lol

[douride2]

If I drink way to much I get they urge to go. After that I'm good for the day no problems.

[Anonymous]

No, I am able to keep my high IQ while staking bricks.

[bunnahies]

My butthole cries every time I make coffee.
It's happy when I buy it though...

[CreativeUsername_no]

Sorta. Excessive flatulence :\

[Anonymous]

Yes! Lol...