Heh, I can't do loud ones. They're mostly just small and quiet if not silent. But wow do they stink. Best thing? I personally like the smell of my own farts. (they smell like curried eggs... I love that smell)(to other people they smell like off eggs)
and so you should be proud of your accomplishments. You should be proud of the potentially disgusting ones. Every woman should be proud of their farting ability.
That is true. What do you do if you get one your silent but "wow does it stink" ones while you are in class. Do you wait to let it out after class or do you just go head and realise is out silently in class?
I actually don't get gas in class very often, and whenever I do I feel it coming a few minutes before hand. I'm pretty good at convincing teachers to let me go to the toilet.
Yep. My body's weird though, I can count on one hand the amount of times I've gone to the toilet at school this year (three times). I never have to go at school. I pretty much trained my body in primary school to just be silent at school, then go crazy when I get home and in the morning before a shower. heh, pretty handy.
Yup. I just don't feel comfortable doing it in public or public toilets.
I do remember farting at school one time, and I was wearing perfume that day (shock horror) so all my friends were like "She's wearing nice perfume. Stand next to her to get away from the smell!"
Yeah I had this girl tell me she dunk milk at school once and her tummy started feeling bad. She was sitting on a big stand of seats watching her class doing physical education (not sure what you call it in your country). Anyway she had major gas roll down and I mean major, her body just took control and forced the gas out. The girl I think farted extremely loudly and I mean very loudly, it was a very long fart and it reeked so so bad like reeked out half the hall they where playing in I think. Her fart was so massive it actually vibrated the whole stand of seats she was sitting on to I think.
I am fresh air. You can pretty much hardly ever smell mine at all. Most of the time when I fart in the shower even you can't smell it. lol sorry if that was TMI though.
that's fine hahah. see the reason i put myself there was because i know i never do it in front of anyone [except my sister lol] but sometimes when I'm in the bathroom... tmi. Anyone find me attractive? LOL!
Your fine. I am not the kind of guy that is grossed out by girls farting myself. If any girl is around me she has gas I am of the opinion its natural. You will only get a sick sore bloated tummy so just fart and feel better. I am very open about girls doing it around me.
Yeah I don't get turned off girls when they fart or I don't think anything less of them. It is natural for you ladies to be letting them go every single day of the year to. :)
Lol yeah I have noticed so many girls and women do farts that could peal paint off the walls pretty much all the time lol. I am not judging as I don't mind just say what I have noticed in most women.
I completely agree with you if you're a guy a fart around your girlfriend she has every right to blast them out around her guy. The guy can't complain if he does it around her all the time and the woman should feel free to fart to her hearts content. Same thing applies if it was the woman farting all the time she can't complain if her boyfriend starts farting around her. Fair is fair in my opinion
Did you know a study showed it is actually extremely common for I think most women to do farts that reek way worse than most males. A females digestive system is different slightly and it results in much worse smelling farts.
Definitely liquid fart. An easier way to think of this is to think of the right side as female and the left side as male. The more estrogen someone has, the louder and smellier her farts will be, and vice versa
I read a study that said generally females fart 3 times more often than males and this is because a females digestive system produces 3 times more gas than a males digestive system (this is given the same diet I think). It also said females farts usually reek way worse than males because of the fact there is higher levels of sulphur gases present in female farts than males. So there you go you women have more of an excuse to fart than us men do lol. :)
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