Help! I can't breathe.

[Anonymous]

I'm holding my breath and I can't breathe. What should I do?

[da5id]

if you really couldn't breathe like something was stuck in your throat, above your adams apple you could try this although I will not be held responsible for any harm your cause to yourself or others link

[Anonymous]

keep holding it and sit in an Arab's lap...note the banefits

[akezela]

Put your earphones back in before you end up dead like the blonde in the blonde joke and the voice on the ipod said "breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out" :D

[kmhco]

lmao...don't stop...see how long it takes you to pass out!...or you could just inhale then exhale...

[Xquisit_Breakz]

Lol

[Cool-Relax]

Wait until you pass out, then you'll start breathing again.

Hooray for the autonomic nervous system...

[kcm_05]

keep not breathing. do the world a favor and take ur genes out of the possible pool. :D

[gotc147]

What she said.

[sparkplug]

Maybe stop holding your breath and uhh.. breathe in.. That might help.

[KindOfAGeek]

Punch yourself in the gut! It's the only way!

[Reeses-pieces777]

like stop holding your breath and breathe.

[Strait_Shooter]

Punch yourself in the stomach that will help

[blah52]

Keep holding it

[Citizen_Snips]

Stomp the yard?