I woke up this morning and (fill in the blank)?

[DrumKing]

I woke up this morning and threw up my guts : (

Win the internet.

[pezzonovante88]

...Got [myself] a gun,

Mama always said you'd be

The Chosen One.

She said: You're one in a million

You've got to burn to shine,

But you were born under a bad sign,

With a blue moon in your eyes.

When you woke up this morning

All that love had gone,

Your Papa never told you

About right and wrong.

But you're

But you're looking good, baby,

I believe that you're a feeling fine,(shame about it),

Born under a bad sign

With a blue moon in your eyes.

So sing it now

Woke up this morning

Got a blue moon

Got a blue moon in your eyes

So sad

God damn

God damned shame about it

woke up this morning

got a blue moon

got a blue moon in your eyes

You woke up this morning

The world turned upside down, (Lord above),

Thing's ain't been the same

Since the Blues walked into town.

But you're

But you're one in a million

Cuz you've got that shotgun shine. (shame about it),

Born under a bad sign,

With a blue moon in your eyes.

Woke up this morning

Got a blue moon

Got a blue moon in your eyes

So sad

God damn

God damned shame about it

woke up this morning

got a blue moon

got a blue moon in your eye

yeah

you know it

just can't help your self

just can't help your self

When you woke up this morning everything was gone.

By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.

Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,

like a voice trying to tell you there's something you should

know. Last night you were flying but today you're so low

- ain't it times like these that make you wonder if

you'll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to

the others; wives, husbands, mothers, fathers, sisters and

brothers.

Don't you wish you didn't function, don't you wish you

didn't think beyond the next paycheck and the next little

drink?

Well you do so make up your mind to go on, ‘cus

when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.

Woke up this morning,

Woke up this morning,

Woke up this morning,

You want to be,

You want to be the Chosen One.

Yeah, you know it.

Just can't help yourself, yeah.

Woke up this morning,

Woke up this morning,

Woke up this morning,

Got yourself a gun.

Got yourself a gun.

Got yourself a gun

[sixstring]

I woke up this morning, and realized I'm going to have an easier time laying of the weed for a month than I imagined two days ago when I quit.

I also realized I'm going to have to find a way to fall asleep earlier.

[paperplanes]

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, got my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city. Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack, because when I leave for the night, I ain't comin back...

Yes, that made me think of this. Because the radio at my work, which replays the same songs was on. Eeegghh for throwing up. I woke up this morning, ate cherry pie with a glass of milk, and drove to work.

[cun7n1nja]

I woke up his morning and realized I still had like an hour before my alarm was due to go off. I shoved my dog out of my bed and got up anyway.

[queenofpeen]

I woke up this morning and jizzed in my pants.

link

[Kain6th]

Lol I loved that skit.

[xzinax2]

...got myself a gun (epic song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWUW2Vcb_-k

[sigsauer45]

I woke up this morning and got a shower and got dress and jump on the Harley and went for a ride with some friends.

[AltTech]

I woke up this morning and lifted weights. Yeah, its boring, that's what happens when I tell the truth.

[DianaDDreamer]

Lol : ) sounds good'

[AltTech]

It was overdue. I didn't workout the last 3 days and was starting to get lazy. :)

[fascination_streak]

I woke up this morning to find I drooled on my pillow in my sleep. :X

[SweetFace28]

I woke up this morning and still felt sleepy. *rubs her eyes*

[georgeorwell]

Now just a minute there sweet face. I seem to recall that quite often in the morning when you wake up u...uh...have certain kinds of feelings, lets just say, LOL.

[SweetFace28]

That, too lol.

[theydidntnameme]

i woke up this morning and looked at the time.. then went back to sleep lol

[yagurlnira768]

I woke up in the Morning To a Brand new NetBook!

hbd me!

[LittleWolf]

I woke up this morning ate breakfast, showered and hung out with a friend and made some new friends(his other friends) ^_^

[Kain6th]

I woke up this morning, and realized it was 1 in the afternoon! wtf? lol

[Anonymous]

I almost got sick(drank about 15 vodka drinks last night) made some coffee, watched some p*rn and wacked off, then took a nap

[ThatBritishLad]

"discovered I was in a half-filled bath-tub in a bungalow a mile away from home"

[RedThread78]

I woke up this morning an... took a piss.

[DianaDDreamer]

ROTFLMFAO hahahahaha XD

[SweetFace28]

That is beyond sexy.

[Kain6th]

I was aroused. :-D

[fascination_streak]

LMFAO!

[ihatework]

took a huge leak and went back to sleep

[theydidntnameme]

LOL

[WovenEclipse]

went back to sleep =_=

[Da-One-n-Only-]

I woke up this morning and had a bad headache

[DianaDDreamer]

I woke up this morning lmao!

[kushman_204]

I woke up this morning and went back to bed

[imperatriz]

Went back to sleep.

[MalibuBeach]

A friend of mine didn't wake up ;(