Facts about blondes

[Mustachekitteh]

After that one myTake I saw it made me sad about being a blond(e). Yes I am a natural blond(e). Though now it's become a dark blond(e). Which I am sad about but not much I can do about the gentics part of it. So I've looked up some interesting facts about blondes. There will be no hating and only facts. Which these facts really surprised me some.

Dumb blond(e) joke

Research has found that the first dumb blond(e) joke. Happened in the late 18th centurary in paris. The lady that had started it all was French courtesan Rosalie Duthe. Catherine-Rosalie Gerard Duthé

Elvis Presley was born a blond(e)

Yes you read that right. Elvis was born as a blond(e) but as he aged his hair turned darker and more of a brown. Then in his teen years he started to color it black. Did Elvis Presley naturally have black hair?

Marie Curie had blond(e) hair

Yes the first woman to win a Nobel Prize had blond(e) hair. So she was one of the smartest blondes it seems. https://www.biography.com/people/marie-curie-9263538

Blonde women have more Estrogen

Research has discovred that blondes end up having higher estrogen levels. Than women with darker hair. This was the best fact link I could find talking about it. :( https://www.streetdirectory.com/etoday/do-men-like-blondes-loljp.html

Being naturally blond(e) doesn't last forever

When I was a kid I had light blond(e) hair.As i aged it became darker. Now I think it's become a light brown which makes me sad. I miss the golden blond(e) color. :( Though this happens to a lot of people. Approximately 2% of the world's population has adults with natural blond(e) hair. Thanks to thanks to rising levels of eumelanin. That is what causes blonde hair to turn darker and become another color. Why Do Some Blond Kids Go Dark?

A tiny genetic mutation causes blond(e) hair

Studies have found that a tiny change in your DNA genes. Are what cause people to have blond(e) to begin with. https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/06/140601-blond-hair-color-gene-mutation-science/

Men tend to help blondes more

In a study done by some french scientists. They did a test with with wearing wigs of different colors. They would drop a glove on the ground and see if a man will pick it up. That or tell them they dropped something. Apparently guys would help out the blondes more often than the others. Though don't let that get you down if your not a blond(e). The grass isn't always green for them. https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/hair-color-makes-you-horny

Blond(e) hair can sometimes cause men to be dumb

This was a pretty interesting study. That during it they had guys seeing a picture of a blond(e) haired woman. After that they would give them a test. It seems that the men would score worse after seeing a picture of a blond(e). Verses if they were showed a picture of brunettes and redheads. So it seems the stereotype for dumb blondes really get to others. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-494787/Why-blondes-make-men-act-dumb.html

I hope you enjoyed seeing all those facts. Still all colors look awesome but it is ashame that blondes are so looked down on. :( Though what can you do since people are people. Still appreciate all hair colors on every gender. Since each one is different and amazing.

[Cookies_AndMilk]

Another fact, the Melanesian people of New Guinea commonly have blond hair. As well as Australian Aborigines. For the Melanesian people, the mutated gene that causs blond hair is different than that in Caucasians. Here's a link to some information about human hair, including some about blondes. listverse.com/.../

[pavlove]

I love how you supported everything you said. more takes should be written like this

[Mustachekitteh]

It wasn't easy trying to make sure some of them weren't just some false statement. My google-fu isn't the greatest so I tried to find websites that explained it the best.

[pavlove]

you did well.

one question--what causes physical traits to change? I was born with blue eyes and they turned hazel when i was 4 years old... not joking i show people pics and they can't believe it lol

[Mustachekitteh]

Well with blonde hair it's due to rising levels of eumelanin. With eyes I'm not sure but from what i'm looking up right now. It's saying that in 10 to 15% of people with light eye colors. Those tend to change as they age as well. Apparently it's due to the number of melanin you have in your eyes.

articles.philly.com/.../32509150_1_oxygen-eye-disease-blue-eyes

[spuitkaas]

I love this take. Thank you for writing it. I think you got the same frustrations like I had. In that one take people saying blonde girls were all sluts, dumb and easy. I was just so confused how people could justify that all.
I'm also a natural blonde, although I will probably stay blonde since I'm almost 19 and still have light blonde hair.

[Mustachekitteh]

then you are part of the rare 2% of people with blonde hair. :)

[cinderelli]

A girl is a lot more than a hair color.. and when a guy likes a girl hair color doesn't matter..
And something I noticed.. that I always see blondes posting stuff like this.. 😕 blonde hair is beautiful. I don't know why you think about it too much.

[Mustachekitteh]

It's more like this one post about blondes I saw the other day. A LOT of people were saying some pretty bad things about them. Though I know they mostly said the nasty things due to the my take sounding stuck up. Still even then that was kind of harsh how a lot of people put it. :(

[cinderelli]

Well fuck'em you don't need to justify something. And waste your brain cells over this

[DarkHumorRUs]

If only 2% of the world of adults have blond hair that must mean about 40% of women who used to be blonde dye their hair now.

And all the "men's weakness for blonds" stuff makes since if blondes have more estrogen, because that makes them more feminine, which is usually more desirable just by nature.

Cool.
P. S. My crush is a #4 blonde on that picture

[SammyGurl]

I've always found having blonde hair a fun part of being me. So many girls would love blonde curls if they were born with them too. I don't think I got any more attention than my non-blonde counterparts, if you're attractive it doesn't matter what your hair color is. I'm a shade no. 2, it's darkened from an almost bright white blonde all over.

[ThisAndThat]

Another battle of blonds versus brunettes. When a girl's fine she's fine no matter what color her hair is she's still fine and when she's smart she's smart, true story.

[Mustachekitteh]

Why do people keep assuming that another battle between those colors? This is just about some facts about the blonde hair color.

Though I should have also added marilyn Monroe wasn't a natural blonde. She had naturally curly brunette hair. Though they made her a blonde thinking she would sell better that way.

[ThisAndThat]

Yes I've known those fact about both Elvis and Marilyn Monroe for many years and Marilyn Monroe even had her pubs done to mach her hair which I find really odd because in that area in all likelihood probably wouldn't have matched naturally.

[Mustachekitteh]

That is weird maybe the didn't want the fact of her being a brunette getting out?

[ThisAndThat]

That's highly possible. Back then their labels didn't like their artist to mention they got married or were married either because it ruined the hype of being single and the labels were afraid it would cause a drop in sells.

[blondfrog]

You clearly didn't read the whole my take epic fail

[ThisAndThat]

@blondfrog Yes I actually did read it to be exact, epic so what!

[blondfrog]

Well then your retarded and clearly as a 50 year old man already have gone senile

[ThisAndThat]

@blondfrog It's (you are) or (you're) not (your). Skip a few classes in school did you? How's that for a 50 year old senile man?

[blondfrog]

Its still pretty sad as a 50 year old man you should have been able to out smart me in a different way.

[Mustachekitteh]

@blondfrog Just because he's 50 doesn't mean age has taken his mind. My aunt is 65 and is still sharp as a whip and extremely awesome.

[Mustachekitteh]

@blondfrog or well 51

[ThisAndThat]

Thanks you are so right! My mom dad grandma and gram pa's were sharp all the way up until the passed away.

[BuchitaBuchys]

Does this mean I can't dumb blonde jokes anymore? Eh. Doesn't really matter. They never get them anyways haha jk

[Mustachekitteh]

lol naw all jokes are relevant. :D Just some people are more sensitive than others. Still I was surprised how far it went back though.

[Octavius]

I have blond hair. Why don't I get blond jokes? Is everyone else being handed blond jokes? WHERE'S MINE? I WANT MY SHARE!

[Mustachekitteh]

@Octavius Which shade of blonde is yours?

[Octavius]

3 I think.

[Bysshe]

@Octavius "I have blond hair. Why don't I get blond jokes?"

That's why :P

[blondfrog]

I already knew about the blonde hair being a genetic mutation. That's interesting though those are some cool facts also I am not surprised people are do prejudice of blonde people. I mean you get labeled and criticized by everything in society you even get judged based off your fucking clothes jeez people are lame you even get labeled for wearing certain socks what the fuck? 99% of people on this Earth are retarded and most people who reproduce are stupid and or poor. Smart people usually only have like one or two kids.

[Anonymous]

Interesting take. The thing that doesn't make sense about estrogen is that they say that about many things like wide hips and big boobs and some other features. So a female who has more estrogen would not only be blond, she'd have wide hips and other curves. Dark haired girls would have narrow hips and smaller boobs. The features that have to do with estrogen would all match if those assumptions were true.

Anyway, it's just hair color. It's not important to most guys.

[RachelBrigs]

It isn't that simple actually. Estrogen levels vary from person to person; they may have found a very slight overall increase in the estrogen levels of a sample group of blondes as opposed to that of non blondes, but that doesn't mean darker haired women have LOW estrogen or even that blondes have HIGH estrogen levels.

Additionally, things like hip width and breast size are determined by genes, but if some environmental cause/genetic fuck up causes lower estrogen in a girl, those genes might not express themselves.

It is confusing, bc they say big boobs/wide hips/big butt = good estrogen levels but I would say most healthy women have good estrogen levels regardless of breast/hip size etc.

Also doesn't make sense because a girl could have tiny boobs and wide hips/curvy ass and have good estrogen... so really I think it just comes down to genes more than anything

[YusiBear]

So blond people are mutants? Like the X-Men?
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[front2back]

Actually, any human that doesn't have brown hair/eyes is a "mutant".

[aoifeislovable]

I'm a mutant apparently😂

[Nuqood]

@front2back and when you go deeper, any human who isn't a 3' tall Australopithecus is a mutant

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[kaylaS91]

... guess as a blue-eyed, naturally blond-haired girl, I'm just a walking mutation. :P

[Mustachekitteh]

lol There are a lot of mutations. Which i'm curious on what all is a mutation that seems normal. I'll look that up later

[peachblossomluck]

My hair is actually naturally blonde :) I have high estrogen levels. I'm very curvy and busty. Guys act pretty stupid around me. Most of the time it's pretty creepy. I have a high IQ and I get pretty annoyed by things dumb people do and say

[Maxemeister]

Did u know blondes were actually are 100,000% more likely to turn into a giant fire breathing monster than brunettes r?

[Mustachekitteh]

Stop telling your lies! That would be awesome to breath fire. :P :D

[Maxemeister]

It's not a lie, it's 100% true. Actually, it's 100,000% true

[Mustachekitteh]

How come I was never able to breathe fire then?

[Maxemeister]

Because bad genes :D

[Mustachekitteh]

now i'm a sad kitteh. :'(
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[Maxemeister]

Sad kitteh has bad genes :D

[Mustachekitteh]

I will get you for this bunny! :P
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[Maxemeister]

I'LL FIGHT U KITTY

[Blueeyes81]

I was a towhead. Then a blonde. Now I'm a dark blonde/almost a light brown. I bet the 2% of adult natural blondes have freckles. That's what I've noticed anyway.

[Mustachekitteh]

They must have more noticeable freckles like how red heads tend to do. Though my feckless didn't mean I got to keep my light blonde. :(

[KRIEL55]

i dont understand why you hate being blond? i have naturally dirty blond hair and dye it lighter because i love blond hair! who cares about the stereotypes and statistics, its just a hair color. it doesn't mean that people will automatically think your stupid, and each guy has his own preference when it comes to hair color damn not every guy (or girl) is the same.

[Anonymous]

My best friend (girl) is a blonde :)

We met in junior school and remained in the same class throughout school and into university. I guess we are like peas and carrots. I've always marveled at her hair. She is also very smart but so POLITE. I think i miss her :( now

[Soyeah999]

That's so cute :)

[Opinion Owner]

#Soyeah999 thanks

[Raven1990]

Blond (e) hair can sometimes cause men to be dumb>>>hahaha
maybe because her stunning beauty paralyze our brains ;)

[LittleSally]

Very cool take!
I had blonde, curly hair when I was little... Now I have pin straight light brown hair... xD

[Nuqood]

I was born a towhead with brown eyes, and as I got older my hair turned dark brown and my eyes turned green.

Genetics.. how do they work.

[DianaWest]

what? how the heck did your eyes turn green?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I really want to know that first joke XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD someone, please?

[Anonymous]

I don't even need to read this take, But I am so sad to see someone post it.

Blonde they are the treasures of the world, the heritage, No blondes no golden future. Brunettes everywhere nothing special in them. When you have sex with a blonde girl / boy why you don't tell them you're a dumb blonde first? Blondes is the best, and this is my opinion, I can find a take similar to this, It talk about the dumb Brunettes& Redhead. Do you wan to see it?

[Mustachekitteh]

I didn't make the take to bash on blondes. That would be counter productive since I was born as a golden light blonde but then my hair turned a darker golden blonde, and now it's a mixture of dark blonde and brown.

I just found it interesting on how the first dumb blonde joke came into history. Plus hair color doesn't make a person less intelligent. It has no impact on that at all.