5 Really Weird Things You've Probably Already Done

1) Digging through a can of mixed nuts to eat only your favorite kind.

Five Weird things you've probably done

I eat the macadamias myself๐Ÿ˜Š

2) Acting out fantasies with yourself.

Talking to yourself like this is good though and helps you sort through your thoughts.

3) Scratching your armpit then sniffing๐Ÿ˜

Don't lie to me pit sniffers, you know who are.

4) Being a creepy stalker

It happens ya know? You overhear a juicy tidbit of gossip and compelled by curiousity you follow them around the mall because you can't bare the thought of not knowing what happened after Brandon cheated on his wife...wait, I'm not the only one who does this right?๐Ÿ˜„

5) Watching the shows you say you hate.

I...I mean uh, fuck that show๐Ÿ™„ Like, who would ever watch that shit anyway?

I hope you enjoyed my list of weird things that I'm sure don't do, but some of you might so you still find it funny๐Ÿ˜


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What Guys Said 20

  • Nuts are expensive. I eat all of them. Then, if you were going to get a can of mixed nuts, why would you eat your favorites first? Then all you've got is peanuts. If I want nothing but cashews, I just buy cashews instead of mixed nuts.

    I don't see that as weird.

    I don't stalk people, creeper.

    If I say I hate a show, I don't watch it. You'll never catch me watching Glee or reality TV shows or Jersey Shore or some other loathsome piece of utter trash like those.

    Why would you scratch your armpits to smell them? They're literally right there. All you have to do is lift your arm up. I would understand if it were your genitals--but, it's really as easy as lifting your arm up and bending your neck. Speaking of which, I really need to take a shower after this morning's exercise. >.>;

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  • I am not ashamed that I've done all of these lol.

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  • Yup, i'm guilty of all five! :-D

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  • I have done 1,2,5 lol.

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    • You kinda look like markiplier with curly hair.

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    • No seriously if you told me you were his brother I'd totally believe it

    • LOL that much of a resemblance huh, that's funny hah, well I'll take your word for it.

  • Can't lie.. I've done most of those things.. lol

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  • Yeah all of the above here..

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  • Mine wasn't exactly mixed nuts... but yup, dug through stuff just to find the ones i like...

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  • 1, 2, 3 and 4
    I listened to Justin Bieber. Would it count in #5?

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  • weird me then really, even though I consider myself super weird, I only done the second one of these.

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  • I love this Mytake :)

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  • I haven't done four but I have done the rest

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  • You got my click for that derpy pony!
    Ponies are on!

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  • Fuck these r pretty relatable ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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  • lol true

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  • I watched the new episode of horse just this morning. No fucks given.

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  • Most but the armpit sniff not really

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  • My life is pretty boring if the best thing I can do is read this stupid list on this site...

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  • 1,2,3 and 4.

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  • Done all of them except three

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  • Pfffft... yeah, totally don't watch that show... pffft...*clicks just for Derpy*

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What Girls Said 12

  • #6 - Singing along to the songs you say you hate. Hah.

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  • I don't do #1 anymore because I feel bad when playing favorites with the nuts. I just mask the taste of a but I don't like with a raisin lol

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  • I literally clicked this for Derpy :D

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  • I've only done 1 and 5 ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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  • I've done 1, 2 and 5!!! :P

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  • i like ponies and dem cans of nuts... can't relate to the other ones tho

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  • I often say people who watch KUWTK don't have a life, but then I sneak into my room and binge on it lmao...

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  • @99percentangel Don't we know all about this shizz?

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  • I've only done the first one. Give me the good stuff!

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  • I watch MLP.

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  • All except 3 and 4

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  • I've done every one except 3 and 4

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