1) Digging through a can of mixed nuts to eat only your favorite kind.
I eat the macadamias myself😊
2) Acting out fantasies with yourself.
Talking to yourself like this is good though and helps you sort through your thoughts.
3) Scratching your armpit then sniffing😝
Don't lie to me pit sniffers, you know who are.
4) Being a creepy stalker
It happens ya know? You overhear a juicy tidbit of gossip and compelled by curiousity you follow them around the mall because you can't bare the thought of not knowing what happened after Brandon cheated on his wife...wait, I'm not the only one who does this right?😄
5) Watching the shows you say you hate.
I...I mean uh, fuck that show🙄 Like, who would ever watch that shit anyway?
I hope you enjoyed my list of weird things that I'm sure don't do, but some of you might so you still find it funny😁