I'm a Vegan, so I don't wear Deodorant. I am told I smell terrible.

[Anonymous]

But I am such a better person than all people who aren't Vegans. Do you think everybody will still give me credit for being better even though I smell on occasion, especially really hot days

Yes, you da man

No way stinky man

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Why All the Hate for Us Vegans? Massive Jealousy is So Rampid

[wallflowervulpine]

It doesn't matter whether you're vegan or not, that's just an explanation for why you smell, it doesn't make people any less aware of the scent. I don't think at all being Vegan is something that excepts you from being overlooked. Many cultures like Indians believe in natural essence, so default on the deoterant so I don't see you being Vegan as a exemption the Western world will see as overlookable. If you are from the states, people are definitely more sensitive to scent, but if you go to Europe, people are much more tolerable of that kind of thing.

Overall, I don't think the way you are carrying about this is the best way, you say that you are Vegan and that alone excepts you from being judged by others because you are acting superior towards them. Personally, I'd drop your stuck up nose about your personal choice, because it will just come off as you being arrogant. I am Vegan as well, yet I do not go around rubbing it in people's faces about eating meat and all the animals they kill with their cheap $100 leather bags. It's everyone's choice to do what they do, and I congratulate you on being a Vegan, because I know it's quite hard! However, you don't need to emphasize to people how you think you're better than them all because of your actions. It's somewhat contradicting since you don't really show yourself as better if you have to step down to boasting and bloviating to say how you are above them.

[xXiTacoXx]

1) You aren't any better than people who aren't vegans. Just like bears humans are omnivores.
2) Stop with the goditude. You're like everyone else you just don't eat meat products.
3) Being a vegan doesn't mean you'll get credit for smelling like asshole and torturing people with your B/O. My friend Avery is vegan but she makes sure she wears something so she doesn't smell like booty cheeks all day. If I see her tomorrow I will ask what she uses and tell you what it is so you can stop killing peoples noses.

-Peace-

[Asker]

I think vegans are better, that's why were vegans. you should try it out

[xXiTacoXx]

No vegans aren't better and I won't try it out. I won't defy my omnivorous nature because that's what nature intended me to be. Also you'd be doing a better job saving animals by doing something to permanently eliminate poaching. Heck, I'd even fund you despite how broke I am if you could do something about people hunting endangered animal and animals that are being pushed to that limit because if they're gone the environment will go out of wack. Like the wolves in yellow stone I think it was they had to be re introduced because everything was thrown off due to farmers hunting them.

[Asker]

how can you say all that without being a Vegan? If only you were a Vegan, then you'd understand

[xXiTacoXx]

Because I'm more into animals and nature probably more than some of the vegans I know. Animals are a part of nature an so am I, there are animals who are carnivore (eat meat only), omnivores (plants and animals), and herbivores. One doesn't have to b a vegan to be in ouch with the animal scene. Hell there's animals no where close to being the "vegans of the animal world" but they're just as in tune with the world and nature as the herbivores. Plus, if everyone and thing ate plant life only there wouldn't be enough food for anything, deforestation and lack of vegetation would go rampant because of lack of population control which is what the carnivores and omnivores are here for, and everything would die off in the end. Heck in history when people ran out of food there has been records of them resorting to cannibalism which I disgusting on so many levels. So how can you act like you're one for nature and all it comes with if you're hating on a major piece of it?

[xXiTacoXx]

Your eating vegies and bitching about how people hate your B/O is doing nothing for anything.

[1ibiz]

Vegans are better because they eat genetically modified foods such as soy beans and corn and it wreaks a whole bunch havoc on the body. These contaminated foods are not recognizable by the human genome and has of course been modified by man! People do not read the bible, nor do they read the Book Of Enoch that was taken out of the bible where it warns us that this has happened in the past before. Fallen angels defied God and came down to defile women and corrupted the human genome of Gods creation. They also started modifying all the foods, which is why God had to flood the earth. Everybody think that God flooded the Earth because of His wrath. That is not true. If He did not flood the Earth; He wouldn't of been able to incarnate into Christ because they corrupted His creation! They are doing this today with a wide variety of our crops. They are gene splicing. Like they will take fish molecules and inject it into a strawberry. That is just one of their examples! Another example is

[1ibiz]

Monsanto, which is a biochemical company. They sell you harmful product of herbicides and pesticides to be sprayed to kill weed and bugs. When they spray these on your crops; you're pretty much eating chemical poison! They have a product called Ready Roundup. Its one of their herbicides. Its glyphosate. Pretty much chlorine and ammonia binds with a catalyst. What they do is gene splice glycerine, a mirrored compound of glyphosate right into the crop. This way crop would be resistant to the herbicide when it gets hosed down! Our government is criminal if you didn't know and we are so close to a civil war right now! and people go on with their lives thinking everything is okay! This guy I bet is on a high genetically modified food diet, but yet he is better than everybody else!

[xXiTacoXx]

@1ibiz Dude no one cares for your "Mystical Sky God". I'm Agnostic and I care more about what's happening now to exotic and endangered species being poached which can disrupt an entire ecosystem. So please hush with your useless irrelevant non-fact based notions. Go do something useful like saving the polar pears home, or stop illegal whaling, go reverse the negative effects of oil spills, stop over fishing, help lessen deforestation, stop the illegal poaching that happens all over the world, or grow a brain.

[1ibiz]

Millions and possibly billions of people do care about God. So don't say nobody does! And you know what? I did not make fun of your beliefs. You are the heathen! There is a reason why act so mean and evil! Attacking some one because of their beliefs!

[xXiTacoXx]

@1biz I'm not the heathen and I'm also not the person who's worshipping something that knocked up a 14 yr. old girl. Now pedophilia like that is evil and the worship of something that did that is even more evil.

[EmiBee101]

''I am better than all nonvegans''... the fact that you would say such a thing just proves that your not. I'm sure there is some vegan deoderant out there somewhere. If all else fails, wear some baking soda or something. Would you want to be around a smelly person who thinks that he is better than all others who do not practice like rituals?

[Asker]

yeah, I'd hang out with that person as long as they're a vegan

[1ibiz]

Great idea with the baking soda. I shower with it all the time, and then I use a lemon or a lime under my armpits. It always rids of any musky smells!

[Red7336]

"But I am such a better person than all people who aren't Vegans"

and why is that?

[Asker]

World leader like barrack Obama, the Dalei Lama, RuPual have spoken out sharing my opinion... dUH

[Red7336]

riiiiiiiight

[Asker]

Google it

[Red7336]

shush little one... shush

[1ibiz]

So your better than every one else because your vegan? When even God himself told us to eat flesh? How are you better than me when I study gene expression and gene susceptibility and understand that there is nutrients that you cannot get anywhere else. So you are telling me that you are healthier than me when I am sure you are deficient on vitamin b12 and choline! What you take vitamin b12 from supplementation? Well didn't you know that vitamin b12 is only bio-available to you after the bacteria gets fermented in the gut of another animal before it is embedded in its flesh and all supplementation is a genetically modified scam! I bet you eat a lot of GMO foods being on a vegan diet. So you're better than us when your whole diet is jacked up?

[Asker]

Dude, like really? You should be down on your knee prepared to kiss my Vegan feet. So did like you and God have a conversation over a few beers telling you to eat meat? Sounds pretty fishy to me...

[1ibiz]

There is something called the bible. Ever heard of it? I wouldn't debate me on nutrition. I have been studying to be a doctor for years!

[Asker]

So according to you, Mr. Wizard, everything written in books is correct?

[ToriaTiger]

Hey asker, ever heard about Cain and Abel? God favored Abel more. He was the sheperd and offered God meat. Cain on the other hand gave God Fruit and Vegetables, and was turned down. Soooo what's this you were saying about Vegan's being better?

[1ibiz]

I take the bible seriously! B. I. B. L. E Basic instructions before leaving the earth!

[Asker]

So basically you're saying a book of hearsay beats medical evidence... There's a reason we Vegans are mo betta

[1ibiz]

Medical evidence? I bet you don't even know what GO'S are? What are they?

[1ibiz]

Well let me correct that GMO, with out googling it, what are they?

[Asker]

Is this how you communicate, IRL? Bhhahahahahawhaha

[1ibiz]

Wait, you just claimed that you know better than me when it comes medical evidence or what ever you just said. Well, I want proof. Because I have a hard time finding some one better than me in this field! If you're so confident then debate me! What are gmo's?

[1ibiz]

Right, exactly as I thought!

[1ibiz]

Oh and news flash, body odors are the result of the diet! You smell but cannot fathom that it is your diet!

[Asker]

So you're the #1 expert in the dietary field but you hang out on GAG? Ummm sure... okay...

[1ibiz]

Okay and? Do you have any idea how many people I have helped here on Gag? I can cure anybodies cancer, no matter who has it and what kind of cancer! I don;t do it for the money. I do it because I value life! And don't go off and say, well animals have lives to. Well yeah, but if we want to be alive we need to consume them! That is just the way it is! You will deficient on key minerals. You will lose clarity in your brain. You already have. I am not calling you stupid or anything like that, but just look at the things you are saying here! What you are saying is really ridiculous! If you're self conscious about eating meat then you that is fine. It will get you sick in the long run, but that is your choice, but you are not going to be better from others because of it! That is prideful and if you believe in God than you know that is wrong!

[nicko2552]

here are a couple things you can do to not smell terrible without deodorant
1 trim you're hair especially armpit hair that allows bacteria to grow.
2. shower with antibacterial soap
3. rub lime or rubbing alcohol in the areas you smell (just not down there)
4. use foot powder or baking soda in between areas you smell and your clothes this will absorb the sweat and leave an alright smell behind

and finally

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

[JackKerouac77]

"But I am such a better person than all people who aren't Vegans..."

Not sure you're attracting more flies with honey there, bud.

I don't wear deodorant either, but this just seems like a silly troll question.

But hey, you're trolling us all if you build up Xper and get that Amazon gift card before me!!!

[SolitaireBond]

And just WHAT may I ask, makes you think that you are a better person , you self conceited so and so.

[Asker]

Making the commitment to be a Vegan, Like DUH...

[SolitaireBond]

So you're a vegan which I fully respect.

But you still have not answered my question to you... Which is... WHAT MAKES YOU A BETTER PERSON THAN ME?

[Asker]

Are you a Vegan, Honey?

[SolitaireBond]

NO... Am most certainly NOT.

So just where does this question fit into the equation?

[Asker]

OMG... You're hopeless...

[SolitaireBond]

I don't think so, I am though a very rational, open and honest person.

I am simply trying to establish why you think and consider YOURSELF TO BE BETTER THAN OTHERS.

[Asker]

V e g a n...

[SolitaireBond]

We're obviously not going to get anywhere on this, except to round in circles and waste our time.

Therefore we must leave it that we agree to differ.

[lovin_u]

@solitairebond - the answer is, he isn't! That's why he will not answer you, because he doesn't want to admit it. The End :)

[kittykatg]

Being Vegan doesn't automatically make you a better person, just like going to church every Sunday doesn't automatically make you a good person.
And wear some God damn deodorant son. No one likes the smelly kid.

[Asker]

Ouch... so on comes another Bully

[kittykatg]

How am I being a bully? No one wants to be near things that smell bad. Would you rather I lie and say the people love stinky things?

[Asker]

Yes, please humor me. Tell me how nice I smell

[0neside]

Yeah, get off your entitled ass thinking that just because you don't involve yourself with animal products makes you any better than the rest of us. Obviously you're not if you smell like shit.

[Hipfrog]

Haha

[SolitaireBond]

@0neside... Here Here.

I do hope you have been taking an interest in my "ongoing debate" with this individual. :)

[0neside]

@SolitaireBond LOL. Such a good argument he proposes...

[SolitaireBond]

@0neside... It's such a shame that he will NOT directly answer my question though, I find this somewhat infuriating to be honest.

[Asker]

I detect a massive amount of jealousy here... Like M A S S I V E amounts

[0neside]

You're right. Fuck. You can see right through me.

[Asker]

Understandable. I mean everybody can't be a vegan...

[Zango91]

What made you think deodorants are animal products. They are chemical extracts of flowers :/ If you think stinging is sexy, You'll get a lot of love from the goats and pigs that you saved by not eating.

[Rcjh1987]

Haha lmao

[Zango91]

@Rcjh1987 :P :D

[Hidden_P]

Cool story bro.

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[Akernar]

There are many options there dude... even natives use to have herbs to smell better... so stop making pretexts and find a way to keep yorself clean... Im sure you will not go out with a VEGAN girl that smells bad!!

[Anonymous]

You should shove some herbs up there, it'd be better to smell of basil or parsley or something... Do all deodorants contain animal products? You could try washing more frequently, but I guess you need to ponder if the reduction in smell justifies the use of the water (unless that's not a problem where you are).

[Invoker]

There's vegan/non-animal tested deodorant... I'm using some one, I think it's Tom's?

[Invoker]

Wait I just realized you're trolling. Should've read your first sentence.

[SolitaireBond]

@LoveYourTime... Which I had already done!! :)

[sammy_31]

So you feel superior because you're vegan? Or... There are DIY products you can make for deodorant look it up. I don't think you should act like you're better because you're vegan, you have to respect other choices.

[AnimeFairy26]

You don't have to wear deodorant to not smell... Wash daily and use wet wipes for when certain parts start to smell x

[Asker]

I wash my hands daily but that's about it

[CommieDearest]

I have a feeling you're posting this about someone else lol.

[Asker]

huh?

[CommieDearest]

I smell @Tokana possibly.

[Tokana]

@CommieDearest

I can do a better job at trolling then this dude. I'm insulted.

https://cdn.meme.am/images/300x/5407563.jpg

[CommieDearest]

@Tokana haha I thought maybe you were having an off day.

[SandPlanet]

@Tokana:
I agree, you're a much better troll than this one. Haha.

[TrackisLife]

Honestly one the worst trolls I have ever seen, can you at least try and sound serious?
Your rating: .5/10; I read your question and knew it was a troll, better luck next time.

[epiman94]

They don't sell ANY vegan deodorant? But as long as you're not an overly smelly guy, yopu should be fine. My vegan friend has had me sniff his pits to check that he didn't smell TOO bad. He didn't.

[Anonymous]

Ummm, I'm sure in the year of 2014 this world has made vegan deodorant. You best be looking for it, because you be saving animals, but offending their noses.

[PinkAcid]

you can buy deoderant from brands that dont test on animals you know, look for the symbol on the back of the product

[SnowHearth]

You must watch what you eat... what we eat is what our odour becomes... there are some foods that make us smell bad, while others increase our pheromones and we smell nice.

[Gamer47]

I don't have anything against vegan; could become a vegan if I wanted too; I eat almost everything, l but you need to respect everyone's choice. You cannot just be superior just like that.

[Anonymous]

U r just a lazy stinky man. Go to peta. org u ll find some.. Apparently even idiocracy is sold for free in 2014.. They should charge u money for that

[Asker]

Dang you're mean. Do you pick on everyone who's different from you?

[Opinion Owner]

I am a vegan too just not smelly one

[Opinion Owner]

I am not mean u r stinky dude xD iam confirming u r with additional properties think like it is inheritance from parent class in CS

[1ibiz]

He picks on everyone claiming he is better than them, but calls others mean when they rightfully put him in his spot!

[extrovertedintrovert]

Of course you stink if you don't use deodorant ! Here's what I found: blog.vegancuts.com/.../