My cheewawa usually sleeps in the garage so i let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that i had placed a few mouse traps in there. the dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. I mean they are bigger than his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters to close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of my car's tires, so i can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 year old brother approach it from the front to distract the dog while i sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. does anybody else have a better idea?
Its a Chihuahua *? Simple solution take a blanket place over poor things head , hold it still while removing the trap... apply ice & call 911? Or the vet version of that? advice on the off chance you're telling the truth
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Do you know how many times trolls have asked this question all over the internet? You fail.
Such an obvious troll. Testicles bigger than his head? What is he related to Van Wilder's dog?
happened to my dog the other day, i had to jerk him off until his balls deflated
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