How do mermaids fart?

[SurströmmingLover]

I mean they have a tail but where does the fart come from?
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What do others think?

[Aleera]

They probably don't... Do fish fart? No... And mermaids are fish from the waist and down... Therefore they don't fart...

[SurströmmingLover]

good explanation

[LauraMarx]

Fish do fart!

[Aleera]

Not as humans do. They just exhale the substances (or whatever I guess... lol) from the mouth to the water surface. Or with other words the little bubbles we see... ;)

[Aleera]

@Lauramarx this ^^

[LauraMarx]

nooo they do it from their anus too. They do it to talk to each other apparently :P

[Aleera]

Well that's not farting then... It's talking.

[watashiwahanadesu]

I'm assuming from her anus

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[SurströmmingLover]

The pictures helped to prove your point. Well done :)

[watashiwahanadesu]

Thank you. It makes sense that she would cart since she has the same digestive system as a humans (2nd pic) and well you can pretty much identify or guesstimate her anus (1pic)

[watashiwahanadesu]

Fart*

[SurströmmingLover]

hahaha, *fart

[watashiwahanadesu]

Whaa thank you kind Sir ^^

[SurströmmingLover]

you're welcome

[Account]

The mouth. They probably spew a lot of shit as well.

[SurströmmingLover]

That's just wonderful

[Account]

It is. I almost got a semi-boner.

[SurströmmingLover]

Gotta watch out not to stain your pants :P

[Account]

I should >_>.

[Coolguy1928]

They don't fart. :P
They don't poo or pee either. But them having sex is just a mystery. :/

[SurströmmingLover]

so how do they keep reproducted?

[Coolguy1928]

Well, they are half fish, so they lay eggs. We just don't know how they do it. :/

[SurströmmingLover]

Imagining a mermaid laying eggs...

[Coolguy1928]

Sheesh I don't even know where it comes out. -__-

[Orion1084]

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We may never know, lol

[BumbleDeev]

How do they have sex
Or poop
Or pee
Or have babies
Or anything

[SurströmmingLover]

don't make it more complicated

[LauraMarx]

Through their anus, like both humans and fish already do, birdbrain :P

[SurströmmingLover]

I've never smelt a fish fart :)

[sillygirl13]

They don't exist and next thing you know you'll be asking how they pee or poop or have sex so how bout we not?

[SurströmmingLover]

They don't exist?

[sillygirl13]

If they did you would know the answer to that question

[SurströmmingLover]

but I wouldn't ask them. I'm a gentleman

[sillygirl13]

Ni I mean scientists would freak and experiment on them
RIP: Ariel

[SurströmmingLover]

hahaha

[sillygirl13]

Well they would :P

[Michael_Rc46]

don't know... maybe it spins around and comes back up? I hate thinking. You want to see the world burn, don't you? Ruining my dreams of mermaids

[404filenotfound]

A question that has plagued mankind for centuries.

[SurströmmingLover]

I know. Many people have wondered about this

[404filenotfound]

Along with the other great mermaid mystery: "Just where am I supposed to put this thing in at, anyway?"

[SurströmmingLover]

hahahaha

[SarahP]

Through their belly button? goodness knows. Lol

[SurströmmingLover]

interesting

[SarahP]

Just throwing that idea out there :p

[llorando]

Out through their blow hole like a! whale.

[SurströmmingLover]

hahaha

[Klaatu51]

from the mouth basically

[404filenotfound]

Lmao

[NoMoreDreams]

We should ask an expert like @Ihav2fart

[Ihav2fart]

Well my top half is fish, bottom half is human soo I fart the same.

[NoMoreDreams]

@Ihav2fart Darn so close to finding the answer lol do you know anyone who's top half is human and bottom half is fish?

[Ihav2fart]

Try my buddy @keyspirits ;)

[art84]

I don't think mermaids fart.

[_Zara_]

They don't

[SurströmmingLover]

naaah. There must be a way they do it

[apexalpha]

They fart rainbows and bubbles everyone knows that

[meatballs21]

Through their cloaca?