On a scale of 1-10, how clumsy are you?

[DesiDoo]

Its ridiculous how clumsy I am. I'm like a 9/10. I'm forever constantly hurting myself. I can't even walk straight without running my shoulder into a wall or stubbing my toe on something.

At clothing stores, I always run into the silver hanger thingy of the rack and when shutting drawers, I always slam my finger (no matter how careful I am).

Just recently, I broke one of Moms precious vases. I'll try to remember to tell her when she gets home from work, but for now I think I'll just turn it around so the chipped side faces the back lol.

[bryon]

In my younger years I was also a 9 / 10 . But I was always the dare devil in the gang. I was hell on wheels when we went bike riding. I was always looking for something to jump over , it didn't matter if the others said it couldn't be jumped ; I fed off their negativity and fuked my need to prove them wrong. So most of my adolescent accidents were a direct result of my own ignorance lol. And that is why I don't have kids to this day

[DesiDoo]

Lol "and that is why i dont have kids to this day" hahaa

[bryon]

Bicycle handle bars will make a mess out of a future family , that I can promise you

[orphan]

i used to be a bull in a china shop. so much so that my neighbors below me would complain to the manager about all the random noises every time i'd drop something. (srsly.)

eventually in fear of a fine, i began compensating by attempting to catch whatever, before it made a sound... nowadays, i can catch most everything i accidentally drop. saved my iphone a few times. =)

silly story, i know... oh well.

[DesiDoo]

Lol well I apparently suck at catching. I couldnt catch my moms face and this past summer I couldnt catch her phone. She had just got the phone. It wasn't even a month old. I was trying to get everything out of the car. I then ran into the side view mirror and dropped our phones and all the bags!! Luckily my phone was saved by the otterbox case. But she didn't have a case on hers, so the screen shattered. I was soooo scared to tell her. And she was pissed. But luckily she had insurance haha

[DesiDoo]

I meant my moms Vase not Face lol

[orphan]

as long as your phone was ok, then nothing happened huh lol. i been through all the same shit back when i lived with my mother. broke a lot her stuff =X

most of my iphone drops were me forgettin' it was in my lap. wouldn't call those drops.. more like throws to the ground. sheesh, poor fone.

[DesiDoo]

I still do that!! Everytime I get out the car I catch it just before it hits the ground. Sometimes i forget its in my lap and the vibration scares the heck outta me haha

[Kay211]

12/10.

Sometimes my limbs decide to move on their own (literally, I lose control of them for a second) and because of that I've run a vaccum into the wall and tripped on it, knocked my head into a door and fell back (nearly hitting ANOTHER door in the process), and lost my footing and fell.

Clumsy af. I'm surprised I'm not dead yet.

[DesiDoo]

I wanna laugh but I dont have room to talk haha

[Luci92]

I'd say a solid 8, I stumble in wedges, and walk into so many inanimate objects it's not even funny, the corner of benches, chairs, walls, doors, poles (yes and it goddamn hurts) and once when someone got me on the arm with a water balloon I fell over from the impact ahaha

[DesiDoo]

Lol I'm a tennis shoe girl so I trip a lot in heels. Yet i still buy 5 inch stilettos and pumps

[DesiDoo]

Fell over from a water balloon? Lmao!!

[Luci92]

oh yeah... it was super embarrassing but we all had a good laugh :')

[Drooogie4]

Hahaha I'm so bad
I always run my hips into counters and doorways, I tripover everything, my balance is terrible.
I've wrecked myself over nothing more times than I can count.

[DesiDoo]

I forgot to mention how much I trip over nothing lol

[EmpatheticLady]

I'd say I'm a 4 out of 10. I have my moments, but I'm not too bad overall.

[MissNowhere]

Quite clumsy, I'd say 8/10 maybe. It's awful. Embarrassing as hell 🙈

[DesiDoo]

Whats one of the most embarassing clumsy moments you had?

[MissNowhere]

Gosh... it was raining once and all the streets were wet and dirty with huge puddles. I was walking with an umbrella towards a bus stop. Suddenly I tripped over something I don't even know what and I ended up falling on my face inside a huge puddle. My umbrella broke completely, my pants were teared in so many places, I was all dirty and wet, it also hurt A LOT, and like 20+ people saw it all. I still had a long way home and I it's obvious I looked like a piece of trash -.-

[DesiDoo]

Dang thats messed up. On campus the other day when it was storming, this girl was on her skooter. It skid and she fell off. Like it was horrible. Her body slid from one end of the road to the other. Her elbow and knees were toe up. She slowly got up and walked off crying. Then some jerk had the nerve to scream "Thats what happens to lazy people who should have been walking in the first place." It was so sad that I couldnt even laugh

[MissNowhere]

Waahhh, some people can be such assholes.

[DesiDoo]

You could tell she was in pain. Some people were laughing at the fact that she was a college adult crying

[MissNowhere]

Thanks for the MHO!

[Nuqood]

I'm more of a bull in a china shop sort of clumsy; I bump into door trims when walking all the time, but I don't fumble with things or trip or anything like that.

[DesiDoo]

Lucky haa

[Jeeveesss]

9 lol i always find a way to be clumsy out of the weirdest situations. Like we had a exam today and i was like trying to open the door the wrong way and it was so embarrassing... everyone was looking at me.

[DesiDoo]

Lol I had an exam too haha. I be bumping into desks and all. At least on 2 occasions, I have tried to walk out the door only to have my sweater attached to the door knob. Not knowing this at the time, I continue trying to walk away, and now I have a HUGE hole in the back of my sweater lol

[Jeeveesss]

omg thats happened to me once. Its the worst lol

[MadeInAmerica]

Probably a 5. I've gotten a lot better since I got older.

[DesiDoo]

I'm getting worse the older I get

[tjl656]

I am like a 3/10. I barley ever do clumsy stuff. But when I do it's normally really bad, but it never happens. But I always have thought clumsy girls are really cute 😂

[DesiDoo]

Lol compliment, eh? Haha

[tjl656]

Just think about it, if the girl is clumsy it gives you a reason to always have your arm around her 😂😂

[DesiDoo]

I like the way you think ;-)

[tjl656]

Not to mention it's way too cute when she's trying to be romantic but fails by being clumsy 😂😂😂

[DesiDoo]

Lol Im the type who would try to give my future husband a striptease only to fail:

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[tjl656]

I more picture it like me sitting in a chair and you're doing that then kick my face haha but in that GIF it's totally the pole's fault!

[DesiDoo]

Omg ya hahaha

[tjl656]

And there I'd be knocked out on the ground and you half naked not knowing what to do, I don't know why but that seems funny 😂

[apple24]

Its dude to the lack of sleep! I like bump into walls!

[DesiDoo]

I also dont sleep much. I wonder is that my prob as well haha

[apple24]

haha! lol

[Dylanguest1989]

i have cerebral palsy but i'm a 10000 on the clumsy scale lol

[DesiDoo]

Hahahaha I bet

[NJ_Casanova]

I'm a 1 on a clumsy scale, but a 9 on a "bad luck" scale.

[Guitarwizard7]

I would say a 5. I have my moments but overall I'm not really clumsy

[BrieLove]

11/10 Im super clumsy and sometimes I dont even know how. :P

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Around 7/10 haha I'm pretty clumsy XD

[DesiDoo]

Share a clumsy experience?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Oh dude, everything XD

Just like you, when I walk I hit something lol

[Entity]

I am a 2. +1 for dropping myself as a baby. +1 for dropping other children when I grew up.

[DesiDoo]

How do you drop yourself lol

[zombiebabe]

for me its like 8 lol

[DesiDoo]

Share something embarassing lol?

[zombiebabe]

lol i can't really walk in heels and i always end up walking on other people's feet or drop things

[DesiDoo]

I also can barely walk in heels. Im a Nike/Converse kinda gurl haha

[zombiebabe]

lmao

[thotramuss]

maybe 5. I don't know. i am normal in anything as usual

[KaranSharma55]

I can rate me also 09/10

[DesiDoo]

Lol whats a clumsy incident you had?

[CHARismatic110]

Probably around a 6-7. I have my clumsy days lol

[DesiDoo]

Whats one of the clumsiest things you ever did

[CHARismatic110]

Spill hot ass liquid down my leg and give myself 2nd degree burns.

[DesiDoo]

Omg no!! Lol but I was in the car a while ago and made a sharp turn. Spilled drank all down my pants. So my panties probably smell like Mr. Pibb lmao

[CHARismatic110]

Lmao wth

[DesiDoo]

I know i know hahaha

[ElissaDido]

I'm not clumsy at all so 0 !

[PeachSunset]

10/10 all the way. Lol i'm doomed

[Vesuvius87]

At most probably at 4.

[annoyymouse]

Like maybe a 2. I'm pretty well coordinated

[DesiDoo]

Lucky you :)

[Yumix]

probably a 5... I definitely have my moments!

[DesiDoo]

Haha share one?

[Yumix]

like when building new parts in the PC... I ALWAYS hurt my fingers even though I pay extra attention because I know it will happen... doesn't help

[DesiDoo]

Lol just like me slamming my finger in the draw