How would you react if you mistakenly put your SO's favorite cast iron pan/skillet in the dishwasher and they dumped you/broke up over it?

How would you react if you mistakenly put your SOs favorite cast iron pan/skillet in the dishwasher and they dumped you/broke up over it?
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Everyone relax, this question wasn't meant to be serious.
How would you react if you mistakenly put your SO's favorite cast iron pan/skillet in the dishwasher and they dumped you/broke up over it?
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