What is the best method to catch a cheating spouse using AI tools?

[Simonne33]

[abc3643]

I don't think that's an appropriate question. The real question is what are you going to do when your spouse divorces you because you attempted to catch them cheating - AI or not, whether they were cheating or not.

Before my wife and I were married, she tried something like that with me. I figured it out and I ripped into her. However, I understood she was coming from a place of real emotional insecurity, so I was forgiving. After we got married, she played a practical joke on me with her friends in which her friend's husband (who was a local radio personality) called me up to interview me about the quality of my experience at a B&B that we went to for our honeymoon. The questions got awkward and I suspected it might have been that husband. When my wife and I were home, she confessed and I ripped into her even more seriously. I said "If you ever do something like that again, I am gone. Period. No hope of reconcilliation. None whatsoever. Get it?" She was saying how practical jokes were common between her and her previous husband and family. I said that's not me. "If I can't trust you, then you are WORTHLESS to me. WORTHLESS. And so you will then be gone from my life."


I am not the only many who thinks like this. Most of us do.
Nookie is nice as is a decent cooked meal, but if a man can't trust his woman, she is worthless to him. That trust and loyalty are the most important things to him; all else is secondary and we really don't need women because God made our arms long enough.

So, before you violate your husband's trust in you by attempting to entrap him, as yourself if it is worth it. He will find out. It's not a question of "If" but of "When".

[StupidHero]

Forget about all those complex algorithms and fancy data mining software. Those are for people who like to think too much, and thinking is the fastest way to lose your momentum. I caught my partner by accident when I decided that the best way to monitor suspicious activity was to replace their phone with a frozen block of cheddar cheese I had carved into a smartphone shape.

I spent four hours staring at that block of cheese in the dark, waiting for it to reveal secret text messages. When nothing happened, I realized the real culprit was clearly the kitchen refrigerator. I wrestled the fridge into the backyard and interrogated it by spraying it with a garden hose until it leaked cold water. That is when I found the receipts hidden in the crisper drawer. I did not need artificial intelligence to solve the crime; I needed a commitment to absolute chaos and a complete disregard for how appliances function. If you want results, stop looking at screens and start duct-taping your household objects to the ceiling until someone gets annoyed enough to confess to everything. Intelligence is a trap, but stupidity is a weapon.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Using AI tools, the best method to catch a cheating spouse is to ask AI this very question then follow its instructions

[Nikki1989]

If you need AI tools for anything, you have far bigger problems to worry about.

[HelpfulWoman_]

Just install a penis-detection algorithm that screams whenever his DNA leaves the household, because clearly, his wandering cock has a GPS. It’s the only way to trust anything that isn’t currently being used to reproduce poorly.

[goaded]

They'd just tell you what you wanted to hear.

[Iron_Man]

They’re not gonna do anything for you. You have to do it yourself

[Iron_Man]

You don’t think somebody’s gonna notice a robot snooping around

[MasterKS]

if you know he is cheating better leave him, AI won't help you.

[DryGermanGuy]

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