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Some Things I Would Rather Not Happen During The First Date (From A Guy’s Point Of View)

First date is crucial, because this is when you really meet each other, and this is where you will be judged whether you gave a good or a bad impression.

1) A need to defecate
Some Things I Would Rather Not Happen During The First Date (From A Guy’s Point Of View)

This is the worst that could happen. Not only it would destroy our date because it would take time, but after I’m finished I would stink because I won’t have the opportunity to have a shower to clean my anus.

2) Being commented about my dressing style

Some Things I Would Rather Not Happen During The First Date (From A Guy’s Point Of View)

I would never ever dress formally, no matter the occasion. I always wear hoodies (or T-Shirts -twice bigger than my size- in summer), baggy pants and All-Stars. I cannot change, because this is my personal style.

3) Having cuts from shaving

Some Things I Would Rather Not Happen During The First Date (From A Guy’s Point Of View)

I go nowhere unshaved, and I shave every morning. Sometimes I managed to pull it through without any cuts. Most of times I get small cuts, but they fade away after I finish. But there are also times, I might cut off some skin and leave a mark for the whole day. Just wishing the latter won’t happen.

4) If I dirtied her clothes

Some Things I Would Rather Not Happen During The First Date (From A Guy’s Point Of View)

With some food or drink. Just hoping she will laugh it off, instead of walking away.

5) Keep her waiting

Some Things I Would Rather Not Happen During The First Date (From A Guy’s Point Of View)

I don’t mind waiting myself, I can always find something to do, but I would rather not come second because I would give a bad impression to her.

6) Smelling bad

Some Things I Would Rather Not Happen During The First Date (From A Guy’s Point Of View)

I don’t mean her, but me. I always carry a perfume with me, and I always use it on myself every time I leave a bus/train, in order to smell nice. But if I released some strong fart when I was on the street…I wonder how much perfume is needed, to make up for it.

7) Wanting her to go to those fancy restaurants

Some Things I Would Rather Not Happen During The First Date (From A Guy’s Point Of View)

I’m just not interested in those. I’m more into take-away and go to the park if the weather is good. But if she wants…can I say no?

8. Wanting her to use a taxi

Some Things I Would Rather Not Happen During The First Date (From A Guy’s Point Of View)

I use public transit always, because I don’t drive. But I hate taxis and taxi drivers, and I never use them myself (I’m a train/bus guy). Of course I can’t say no if she wants to use one, and I have to go through it and pay the taxi as well. I just wish she would like to walk instead.

Some Things I Would Rather Not Happen During The First Date (From A Guy’s Point Of View)
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