What dating is like for men

[Anonymous]

Women: Men are only interested in sex and won't have a relationship

Man: I want a relationship

Woman A: Let's have sex once and then I'm moving on to the next guy

Woman B: Here's my Only Fans

Woman C: I'm going to lead you on keep finding excuses not to meet up

Woman D: Swipe right. Never answer messages

Woman E: I will take all of your money for a week and that's it

Woman F: I might be overweight, broke, unwashed and gross, but I will only date a six foot tall, millionaire body builder with a freakishly large dick

Man: What the fuck?

Women: Men are only interested in sex and won't have a relationship

[ObscuredBeyond]

Man: "Okay, so those first few were a bust. There's gotta be someone else."

Woman G: "I may be only a 6 at best; but I consider you a high 4 or low 5 at best. So if you so much as wave at me, I'm gonna have you flagged for sexual harassment, and send a mob after you!"

Man: "Very well then. Next!"

Woman H: "Oh... I'm actually gay. I was just messing with you!"

Man: "That... would've been good to know sooner! Next!"

Woman I: "Before we do anything... I need you to proofread my English paper."

Man: "Uhm... this... thing... requires a total rewrite! There's not a single coherent sentence in it anywhere! It's like you are trying to fail on purpose!"

Woman I: "Also, I need you to gather my groceries for me while I humiliate you in public by calling you my entourage. And I need you to fix all the shit in my apartment that I'm too lazy to learn how to fix myself, nor contact the landlord for help on. Also, I need you to help me find all those cool Sims mods that I never thought to look up for myself, but which let me make my vampire robot into a sex machine beyond anything I've tried before! And don't you dare judge me for my stash of Tom Hiddleston porn! Also, I like screwing dogs. Deal with it!"

Man: "WTF? Next!"

Woman J: "I need you to play this one very specific video game with me. ALL THE TIME! And MY WAY!"

Man: "But we still get to meet up and do things in public like normal human beings, right?"

Woman J: "Er... no. And if you ask again, I'll tell everyone you're stalking me!"

Man: "Next!"

Woman K: "I kind of like you. But I'm from China. I don't know if it will work out."

Man: "Thanks for the heads up. But if I like you enough, maybe we could work something out."

Woman K: "Oh drat! That man in New York just ripped off my company!"

Man: "What? I'll help you track him down!"

Woman K: "And do what, sue him? We can't. Chinese law says we can't sue him."

Man: "That's a crock of crap!"

Woman K: "Oh noes! They're shutting down my VPN, and replacing me at work! So sorry, I wanted this to work out; but they're making me go away!"

Man: "What! Noooooo!!! F*kin' Pooh!"

Random foreign relations guy on YouTube: "Oh yeah, dude... now is a really terrible time for Americans to look for wives from China. Bad time."

Man: "Oh, for cad sakes!"

Woman L: "Hi. By the way, I'm actually a witch; and I wanna start a civil war in Slovakia. But I'll play along and let you take me to the movies, if you'll make a swimsuit catalog video for me on YouTube."

Man: "WTF?"

Woman M: "Hi. I appreciate you being so nice to me; but I'm literally dying."

Man: "Crap!"

Woman M: "And the state just cut funding to my physical therapy, because covid money. I'll be dead in three months. Nice knowing you!"

Man: "..."

Feminist: "Men just want sex."

Me: "Can someone PLEASE drop an asteroid on that bitch's head?"

[myTake Owner]

You forgot the part where the women in China and the one running out of money "hate to ask", but need you to send them emergency money. Also they love you within fifteen minutes of meeting you online.

[ObscuredBeyond]

I've met two of those. Got pissed when I refused to send money. One was from New Jersey, and the other from the Ivory Coast. Thankfully, not met the Chinese version.

[myTake Owner]

Something interesting
https://youtu.be/DZTIbHIsIYw

[bamesjond0069]

There has been a new evolution to female anatomy and thats why men are having such a difficult time. Their hearts have relocated from their chest into the vagina. The only way to make them love you is not be nice but to fuck them as soon as possible. Then they magically love you. If you don't then nothing happens and you become friend zoned. But if you fuck them as soon as possible then they seem like a slut and not very attractive for serious relationships. So basically its not possible to have a relationship and self respect for the average man. Good luck 👍