How does one obtain a sugar momma?

[PiuBelloAmante]

Seriously! i need to know how! i want a sugar momma!
spread the sweetness spread the love spread that money!!!

Any one here a sugar baby?

[Anonymous]

Isn't there some websites for that? I don't know lol. If you're a male stripper then maybe you could find a rich woman who comes in there and she can be your sugar momma.

[Opinion Owner]

Lol thanks for most helpful.

[Octavius]

Become really ripped wear trendy clothing and hang around country clubs. That is where your best bet of getting one is besides website dedicated to this crap.

[PiuBelloAmante]

Those websites sucked I checked em out

[cinderelli]

you will find her.. don't lose hope. your day will come.. :) she is probably looking at this question right now.. xD
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[PiuBelloAmante]

oh yeah! <3

[cinderelli]

hahaha.. such a happy sugar baby.. lol

[PiuBelloAmante]

yes... i am perfect for the job lol

[cinderelli]

Oh yes.. LOL

[HookingSwan]

lol wow thats one sexy sugar grandmomma! xD

[cinderelli]

@HookingSwan I know right 😂😂

[EmpatheticLady]

I can't believe you... wait, nevermind. I'm not surprised you asked this. 😝

www.quickmeme.com/.../...df35c5b4c8d10d066cdd9.jpg

[PiuBelloAmante]

Omg that meme made my day!!!
Yes! I need to become a beast master

[EmpatheticLady]

xD Guess that means you'll need to take your shirt off more often! ;)

[PiuBelloAmante]

I am shirtless right now 😉

[EmpatheticLady]

And I'm not seeing this because why? :o

[blondfrog]

LO l mh right there so cute ^_^

[EmpatheticLady]

@blondfrog Hahaha, I thought it worked well!

[blondfrog]

Sure did :)

[EmpatheticLady]

Hahaha, thank you for MHO! :D

[peachblossomluck]

Go wherever there might be wealthy older neglected wives seeking attention. You'll probably have to flatter them and sleep with them.

[vishna]

Where's my sugar daddy?

Haha, but really the key is to flirt a little and make them see what you want, them.

[PiuBelloAmante]

AYYYYY
I gotta see what's up!

I think it's easier for girls to find a sugar daddy 😂😂😂

[vishna]

Probably more old men willing to give people money for sex o. O

[PiuBelloAmante]

yeah i already got 30 matches for gay sugar daddies in new york and only 3 sugar mommas lol!

[vishna]

What site are you using XD

[PiuBelloAmante]

not telling if you find my account you will kill my gag career lol!

[vishna]

But everyone can already see this :>

[PiuBelloAmante]

yeah but that account has half naked pics and stuff lol!

[vishna]

:D Why? Are you serious about this.

[PiuBelloAmante]

... no comment
and yeah kinda lol!
i can't get a job so.. it works out, plus i am pretty open to dating older women already

[vishna]

Well, I hope it works out for you. Tell your sugar momma I have a boyfriend she can have on the weekends XD

[WhatTheHellAmy]

HAHAHAHAH damn! I need to find that website and leaked your pics XD

[Genie23]

What's a.. sugar momma?

[zell0is0my0name]

Old rich lady who dates young dudes.

[Genie23]

@zell0is0my0name Oh..😳

[zell0is0my0name]

Um, genie, can I message you?

[Genie23]

@Zell0is0my0name Sure :) I've told you many times. You don't have to ask, lol. You can message me anytime you want, girly. You're one of the sweetest girls on here :)

[zell0is0my0name]

Didn't wanna disturb you, thanks.

[PiuBelloAmante]

Lol Genie 😍😍😍

[Genie23]

You want sugar momma? You prefer rich old lady over them? ;( Okay then!
*sends you divorce papers and the ring pop*
https://i.imgur.com/BQPoABd.gifv

[Genie23]

Lol.

[PiuBelloAmante]

</3 i was joking sweetheart!

[Genie23]

*starts singing* It's too late to apologise. XD

[PiuBelloAmante]

https://youtu.be/DnfSoaJxe3Y
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[Genie23]

Omg 😍😍😍 Okay, I forgive because I love that song. It's one of my favourites.. It always makes my heart melt <3 haha :)

[PiuBelloAmante]

<3 never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say good bye
never gonna say a lie, and hurt you...

[Genie23]

😍😍😍 I hope you keep this promise ;o

[Genie23]

Haha, I believe you x)

[bubble_tea]

Google "sugar momma dating sites" lol There are even several sites dedicated to this.

[PiuBelloAmante]

LOL! i am so gonna do this!

[Noboddy]

You get some sugar, and then you pour it on yo momma.

[PiuBelloAmante]

Lmao!!! 😂😂😂😂

[meatballs21]

Look young, and be handsome or well-built. Flirt aggressively with well-dressed older women, they'll love the attention.

[PiuBelloAmante]

Thanks bro!
definitely gonna try soon!

[RationalLioness]

You go onto the website that is filled with them and try to find one. Or Craigslist.

[PiuBelloAmante]

Craigslist is the way to go

[HookingSwan]

lol I sincerely hope this question isn't serious...

[PiuBelloAmante]

lol! it isn't !
but my roommates and i were joking about it so i asked gag

[HookingSwan]

Fair enough

GAG is meant for the craziest questions :)

[PiuBelloAmante]

lol! you can ask anything here... ANYTHING! lol

[HookingSwan]

Yes d apparently u can also ask how fuckable u are.

Just stumbled on that precious gem of a question.

Good grief 😓

[PiuBelloAmante]

gag is going downhill, and fast :(

[HookingSwan]

Yes thats quite true :/

[Xelebrum]

If you ever happen to come across one and she has an attractive friend, PLEASE let me know xD

[PiuBelloAmante]

Haha i will definitely refer you!

[IamNuts]

What's that? Someone who eats sugar.

[PiuBelloAmante]

Nah a rich woman who uses a man as a boy toy, but supplies him with money and fine clothes etc

[IamNuts]

Oh okay then.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I'm a baby... but there is nothing sweet about me ;)

HAHAHA

[Anonymous]

I'd assume you need to be good looking, fun to be around, sophisticated and willing to take a lot of crap.

[PiuBelloAmante]

I need to be all those things for a normal relationship so... haha dont mind doing it for benefits

[blondfrog]

Lol its rare its like a young man who has a cougar give him an allowance also with sex in their as well lol.

[PiuBelloAmante]

Haha yeah dude it sounds like the life style 😄

[BelleGirl21]

Now I know why you "randomly" followed me 😉😉

[PiuBelloAmante]

Omg... So embarrassing 😳😳😳😳😳😳
But yes...

[BelleGirl21]

Lololol too bad I'm broke 😜

[PiuBelloAmante]

All I want is love anyway 😍

[BelleGirl21]

*lots of love for you then * 💙💚💙

[WhatTheHellAmy]

"Too bad I'm broke"
omg XDDDDD you made my day
@BelleGirl21

[BelleGirl21]

@whatthehellamy awesome 😄❤🙈

[mooky06]

Mm dunk sugar on a rich MILF lol

[PiuBelloAmante]

Oh yeah!
Maybe if I find one rich enough I can join the Ferrari club!

[mooky06]

Lolol

Mm maybe.. Just maybe

[Eternallylucky]

Start with the shopping mall.

[PiuBelloAmante]

Lol alright 😂

[mskay]

Google does wonder xD

[mskay]

wonders* fml -.-

[Anonymous]

Just so you know they are probably really unattractive. Most women don't need to pay for sex so if they are they are probably unfortunate looking.

[diamondhair]

Oh my God. You're having such a crisis.

[PiuBelloAmante]

Lol! Hey! Haha it was more of a joke question!
But I was curious to see if people were sugar babies

Also I discovered a website specifically for meeting sugar mamas and daddies 😂😂😂

[GirlsLie]

Well, Vegeta is my favorite...

[PiuBelloAmante]

Lol
Bulma is my sugar momma she is part of the wealthiest family...

[GirlsLie]

lol, you should try male strip clubs or become a male stripper, even though that's weird to me haha but there's always tons of older ladies in there throwing money around.

[PiuBelloAmante]

The people at local place say i need to get bigger/more muscular...
before i can start, they did like my personality though lol!

[GirlsLie]

lol well there's always hope

[PiuBelloAmante]

also, i need to be a bit older, i could become a bartender there, or waiter but they still want guys who are really buff or have huge dicks...

maybe in a year i will try again

[GirlsLie]

I work as a cocktail waitress/bartender for a casino and I make good money for part time work lol. Even the barbacks who have no experience at all, make good money.

[PiuBelloAmante]

i know but i want to be free and wear thongs while working

[GirlsLie]

LOL, well you could wear them under your clothes but whatever you like :)

[PiuBelloAmante]

nah whats the point of that?
lol!

[apexalpha]

go to a cruise ship plenty of old rich women there

[Hercules073]

Lol. So true.

[PiuBelloAmante]

Thats a good idea!