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[Anonymous]

I live in between two college campuses, Eastern Michigan and University of Michigan in Ann Arbor. There are plenty of people around here in my age group, but I don't get any matches. I honestly think it's because I'm boring, but maybe you have a different idea.

I paid, so I can see the girls who like my profile... I've gotten a handful of desperate looking women and that's it, so it's not just me being picky.

I don't think your profile is half bad ✌🏼

Yeah, your profile could use some work 🧐

It's not your profile man, it's you 😬

[englisc]

Your middle picture sat in the car is probably your best picture, and you're a good looking guy. The other two look kind of awkward though, you need to change those.

Being more of the "strong, silent type" is fine and can be attractive to certain women more-so than the loud outgoing types, but to tell them that you're boring is only going to turn them away. I'd get rid of that part.

You have to try to look at this from a woman's perspective. What about your profile would make a woman want to date you? There's not much there to bring them in. You don't have to write an essay but at least put in a few things to spark interest and for them to use as conversation starters.

[Asker]

Ah, yep I see that too now

[Anonymous]

Your photos provide no evidence anyone considers you likeable, you say that you're boring and expect her to do the work socially, and have somewhat unusual facial expressions on the go.

I say that as good news, your looks, which are harder to change, are fine :p

Yeah, fix your profile, express what IS fun about you, present things positively. Don't tell them you're a boring introvert, tell them you are happiest with close friends and deeper relationships then a big group of acquaintances.

My guess is the second photo is your best, but something suggesting people who know you like you, and a great photo taken by someone else might be a plus.

[booooop]

Hey :) you're cute and should have more confidence in yourself! If I were in your area I'd probably be interested, but you asked for help, so here's a few tips:

1. Girls like confidence, so I'd switch your bio to something more positive/flirty. "I put most people to sleep" isn't something that stands out, which is important to do on dating apps where you're competing with other guys.

2. You look really good in the car photo and the first pic, but your third pic is just okay so I'd remove that.

Good luck :)

[Justacatlady]

Comes off a bit douchy as opposed to witty and funny. I’d suggest your main pic to not have your tongue out. That’s a bit of a creeper vibe. Then the blurb about not carrying the conversation would be better if it said as: not great at chatting on here, so meet me in person.
Or
Let’s get pizza
or
Local guy looking to go out for local beer
the way you have it worded makes it sound like you give no shits

[Asker]

Very constructive feedback, thank you

[Justacatlady]

You’re welcome. Hopefully it helps 😊

[Justacatlady]

Thanks for MHO

[SquidwardsmellsGOOD]

Any man on a dating app is a desperate loser. Guys need to get off of dating apps. Women for too long have had a surplus amount of men. Women have an abundance mindset they know there will always be 50 other desperate men waiting for them. Men are so pathetic nowadays and have scarcity mindset. I know this for the simple fact that men out number women. 9 to 1 on datimg apps. Men are desperate and pathetic nowadays and women know it and that is why women are picky as fuck and the 90/10 rule will soon become the 99/1 rule

[Asker]

You're making too much sense man shhhh lol

[DizzyDesii]

Well you got the looks. But remove that comment about carrying a convo. Also remove that you're a virgo. The rest looks fine. G eazy 😍😍😍

[Asker]

Remove that I'm a virgo 🤔 never thought about that before, but I think I know what you're getting at

[DizzyDesii]

Lol im just saying it cause i was smiling then i saw virgo and realized it dont go with my sign 😂

[Asker]

Lmao, that's still a good reason to remove it. What's your sign?

[_Unknown_Hacker_]

yeah def remote virgo people find that a turn off at least wait until they ask you which by that time you'd know each other really well and they wouldn't mind.

[DizzyDesii]

@_Unknown_Hacker_ aquarius

[DizzyDesii]

Aquarius

[_Unknown_Hacker_]

? wym?

[DizzyDesii]

@_Unknown_Hacker_ was referring to tremor sorry

[_Unknown_Hacker_]

oh its fine, have a nice night/day!

[mooky06]

Looks fine to me. How long have you been on Bumble?

[Asker]

I downloaded it again a week or two ago

[mooky06]

oh cool. Still early days

[SunnyCaliGirl]

You seem like a straight shooter and to the point. :)

[Asker]

Thank you!

[SunnyCaliGirl]

You're most welcome and I have to be honest I've not heard the term township in a very long time lol

[Asker]

Oh god, come out to the Midwest, they're everywhere 😂

[Anonymous]

dont call yourself boring. say something like "introvert, but an extrovert for the right person *wink face*

[Asker]

Thank you for being kind enough to suggest an alternative!

[Avicenna]

Don't say you can't carry a convo. Put something in there that indicates she'd have a fun time with you on a date.

[Redstang88]

Your first line is that you’re boring as fuck

Fix that and try again

[Redstang88]

You want to make it seem like you’ll be a fun date, not a total drag. A picture or two of you doing something would help your case too

[itsmatty]

"what do you mean you don't wanna uselessly gossip for hours on end and give me feedback on my imagined problems?"

[Asker]

I couldn't find that quote on Google, but it sounds like nihilism to me

[insomm95]

It looks better than most

[Anonymous]

its good