Give me your worst pick up line?

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My brother behind a mother and daughter in the supermarket checkout queue. Hears mother say, "I need to get some cat food."

Trying to impress the daughter, he says, "Shouldn't you get a cat first?" Mother and daughter laugh, but no date...

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Alexandrubaschet08 Follow
Guru Age: 32

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[Google Translate] > Romania (is not translating corectly)
Bă, fă! Hai să te fut.

English will be something like
Hey girl!
(Ba/ an agresive word to get somebody atentions, people think you gone be ready to fight)
(fa/ a very unrespectful way to call a girl, olmous humilating)
Come, so i can fuck you.

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DStover91 Follow
Xper 3 Age: 34

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You know what my name spells backwards? God with a little of U wrapped in it 😂

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- Daniel3035
  
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  ROOOOOOOOOFL that shit so bad it soooo good tho.
  
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jennifer_bloom Follow
InfluencerMaster Age: 41

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6.4K opinions shared on Dating topic.

WORST? You look like a chimpanzee and I look like an ape! Lol...

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- Daniel3035
  
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  Hmmm why do I feel like that's an accurate representation of life? You must be super buff in life.
  
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- jennifer_bloom
  
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  I was just trying to be funny - nobody has said that to me - I did laugh for 8 minutes after writing it as a joke so at least one of us thought it was funny - the guy I liked before quarantine was so skinny he could have been anorexic but I accept imperfections in men
  
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- Daniel3035
  
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  I don't get it what am I missing?
  Are you saying he's smaller then you joke wise :L
  
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- jennifer_bloom
  
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  Yeah cause I’m not anorexic looking - but I meant a guy saying that to a girl since girls don’t usually use pick up lines on guys
  
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- Daniel3035
  
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  OOOOOh ok cuz when I thought ape I thought like massive muscles but you meant just like healthy.
  
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- jennifer_bloom
  
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  Well I meant it as a joke I had monkey confused with chimpanzee when I said it since monkeys are smaller and cuter - I meant to say monkey
  
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- jennifer_bloom
  
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  I just realized I meant bonobos and not monkeys
  
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- Daniel3035
  
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  OOOOOOh ok, now that makes more sense.
  
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Anonymous
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Hey, I’m a marine biologist. And I’d like to see your blowhole. 😏

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- Daniel3035
  
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  Hmmmm nearly beats "Hey I'm a gardener can I put my tool in you're back garden?"
  
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